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Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5278
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Star Shards Collected:	295	Falling into the Void:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	8182	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Zombie Dances:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Animals Bred:	73	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Dimension Hops:	8

lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

BabyBlockers Minecraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Runes Activated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37

come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Steam Bucket Prank Shop

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Votes:	3863	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where auto parts stores sell joke products! like, you ask for a bucket of steam as a joke, but then they actually have it! can you believe it? it’s like a dream come true for all the pranksters out there. join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable adventures in minecraft. who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and hilarious world! come on, what are you waiting for? hop on and let the madness begin!

Plasma Hole Blasters

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

OMG GUYS, DIS SERVER BE LIKE A GIANT BLACK HOLE WITH PLASMA JETS SHOOTIN’ OUT EVERYWHERE! IT’S LIT AF, YOU GOTTA JOIN TO EXPERIENCE DA CRAZINESS. IMAGINE BUILDIN’ YOUR HOUSE WHILE DODGIN’ PLASMA JETS, IT’S A REAL ADRENALINE RUSH, YO. PLUS, THE BLACK HOLE BE LIKE A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

No, I really don’t think Minecraft server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	154
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Votes:	8379
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Are you tired of sweating it out in competitive online games? Are you sick of try-hards ruining your gaming experience? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only competition is who can build the most ridiculous structures using only pink wool and obsidian!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to relax and have a good time without worrying about K/D ratios or toxic players. We have a strict “no try-hard” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that no one will judge you for building a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a fortune in diamonds by trading with chickens. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more chickens).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only competition is who can build the most outrageous and hilarious creations!

Who Should Kelani Jordan Drop The Title To Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	166
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Kelani Jordan is the reigning champion, but who will she drop the title to next? Will it be the mysterious Enderman who always wears a tuxedo? Or maybe the chicken farmer who has a secret underground lair filled with TNT? Join now and find out, because on our server, anything can happen! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!