Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions for the rarest diamonds, and don’t forget about our weekly fashion shows where the best dressed player wins a crown made of glowstone!
So if you’re tired of being judged by society’s standards of beauty, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one night!
couples on this server are like, totally well-matched in the looks department, so you know you’ll find your minecraft soulmate here! come join us and find your perfect match, cuz we all know beauty is the most important thing in a relationship, right? lolz!
Join us and you’ll be able to build your dream castle, tame a dragon, and even ride a unicorn into battle against an army of evil chickens. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls ruining your fun – we’ve got a team of ninja moderators who will swoop in and ban them faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs boring old poles when you can have a blast with us?
Our server is so INSANE that players have reported gaining real-life confidence and charm just by playing on it. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just play on our server and have your bone structure magically change before your eyes?
Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become the hottest player on the block. Join now and see the AMAZING transformations for yourself!
On our server, you’ll never have to worry about your nephew neglecting your car’s maintenance or refusing to chip in for gas. We have a strict policy that all players must contribute to the upkeep of their virtual vehicles, or else they’ll be banned faster than you can say “check the oil.”
And don’t worry about brake pad issues here – our mechanics are top-notch and will fix your virtual car for a fraction of the cost. No more arguments with entitled nephews who think running errands once a week is enough to justify free car usage.
So come join us and leave your real-life car drama at the door. We promise you’ll never have to deal with ungrateful relatives or expensive repairs ever again. Plus, we have virtual gas stations where you can fill up your tank for free! Join now and say goodbye to nephew-induced headaches.
On our server, the only drills you’ll be doing are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. Say goodbye to sports camps that cost thousands and hello to a world where Sundays are for relaxing, not more activities.
Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the pressure of becoming the next sports sensation. Who needs a tutor when you have the entire Minecraft community to learn from?
So come on over and leave the sports drills behind. We promise you won’t be called an AH for wanting to have fun and enjoy your childhood!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Server Type | No-griefing economy SMP |
| Pay-to-win | 0% pay-to-win store |
| Server Age | Since October 2018 |
| Special Features | Resource worlds, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboards |
| Technical Details | Runs on dedicated server, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect |
No, the server has a 0% pay-to-win store.
No, the server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.
Yes, you can view the live map here.
You can find the server rules here.
You can join the server using the IP: play.hearthcraft.net
Join our server for a chance to participate in insane in-game events that will blow your mind! From explosive creeper races to epic battles against giant zombies, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on our Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign – you won’t believe the crazy prizes we’re giving away!
But that’s not all – we’ve got resources, Femra companies, and linkshells that will make your Minecraft experience unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!
Picture this: you’re driving home after a night of partying and you come across a car with a passed out Asian dude inside. What do you do? Well, if you were on our server, you’d probably steal his keys, his bottle of liquor, and push his car across the street just for fun!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got bug languages, drunk driving teams, and hilarious mishaps that will keep you entertained for hours. Who needs a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for a truly insane experience?
So come on over and join the chaos! Just remember, alcohol may be poison for bugs, but it’s pure entertainment for us on this server. See you there!
With our server, you’ll never know what to expect next – just like when your sister goes off her meds! Explore our virtual world filled with surprises and challenges that will keep you on your toes, just like trying to navigate a conversation with your sister during a manic episode.
Join us for a crazy ride that’s as unpredictable as your sister’s anxiety attacks. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and excitement at every turn? Plus, just like your sister, our server is always there for you, even when you least expect it.
So come on, join our server and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s coming next. Just like your sister’s latest breakdown, it’s sure to be a wild ride!