Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the only way to survive is by eating less in-game food, not smoking any virtual cigarettes, only drinking water and coffee (no potions allowed!), and walking everywhere you go. That’s right, forget about riding horses or flying with elytra, it’s all about getting those steps in!
But that’s not all – we’ve also added crazy new mobs like the Coffee Creeper, who explodes in a shower of espresso beans, and the Salad Skeleton, armed with a deadly cucumber sword. And don’t even get us started on the boss battles, where you’ll face off against the dreaded Diet Dragon, who breathes low-calorie fire.
So why wait? Join our server now for a truly absurd Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and sweating in equal measure. Who knew staying healthy could be this much fun?
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Pig King, a majestic ruler who grants wishes to those who can defeat him in a bacon-eating contest. Think you have what it takes to take on this porky monarch?
Join us now and experience the thrill of riding pigs and battling bacon-loving royalty. Who needs a boring old bicycle when you can have a pig as your trusty steed?
