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Meme Nihilism Minecraft SMP – The End is Near

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4908
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, gold, and all the rarest items you can imagine. But shh, it’s a secret!

2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.

3. We have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for 24 hours. Who wouldn’t want to fly around the server on a majestic unicorn?

4. Our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and dance. You’ll never be bored with our lively piggy friends around!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Elven Design Minecraft Server

Anime, character creation, character designs, character portrayal, creative choices, criticism, cultural appropriation, design, design flaws, disgrace, Elven, Elves, FANTASY, fantasy genre, fantasy races, fantasy world, fictional characters, isekai, Manga, Minecraft, OTHERWORLDLY, real elves, Server, world-building

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of seeing those cringy Isekai character designs that just don’t do justice to real elves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Our elves are so realistic, they’ll make Legolas himself jealous. Join us and immerse yourself in a world where elves actually look like elves, not some weird anime knock-offs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where elves rule the land and you can live out your wildest fantasy of being a mystical forest creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to those embarrassing Isekai designs once and for all!

Fish Tank Live Minecraft SMP #425

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6655
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Star Shards Collected:	152

Are you ready to JET IT UP in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever?! Season 3 is coming on October 27th (tentative date) and you do not want to miss out on the craziness that is about to go down. Our latest episode is out now on YouTube and our website, featuring ridiculous shenanigans and epic builds that will blow your mind.

Join us every Sunday for new episodes that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Watch here at https://www.fishtank.live or on our YouTube channel @fishtankislive. And don’t forget to check out our m3u playlist for some sick tunes to accompany your Minecraft adventures.

Follow us on social media at https://x.com/fishtankislive and join our community on https://boards.fishnet.gg/ to connect with other players and share your own insane stories from the server. And if you want to relive the madness, check out our show archives at https://www.fishtank.live/archive and https://www.fishtank.live/clips.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos, build something epic, and join us on this wild ride that is sure to leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. See you in the game, and remember – JET IT UP!!!!!!!!!!! Edition/FTL/ News is the place to be for all your Minecraft SMP needs.

Noob Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Alien Abductions:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so top secret, even the FBI can’t track it? Look no further, because our server is so stealthy, it doesn’t even show up in search results! Our custom operating system will have you feeling like a hacker extraordinaire as you navigate through our endless virtual worlds. Join us and become a master of disguise with trillions of names and aliases to choose from. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (mainly because you won’t be able to find your way back)!

Caca Poopoo’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, bathroom blues, bathroom humor, bathroom problems, Bowel Movements, Caca, CacaPoopoo, comedic relief, digestive issues, Epic, funny poop, gross humor, humorous anecdotes, Minecraft, nothing to live for, poop humor, poop jokes, poop life, poop struggles, Poopoos, shat, smp, stinky situations, toilet humor, toilet troubles

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1385
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “No 5” and let’s just say, he’s had a rough time. He shat and now he has nothing to live for, but he’s determined to make the most out of his Minecraft experience. Join our server and witness the epic journey of No 5 as he navigates through the world, trying to find purpose once again. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own reason to keep on crafting and building in this crazy world. So come join us and see what adventures await on our server!

Crafty Average American – AMA Minecraft Server

4chan, AMA, American, american culture, Average, Average American, cheap microwave dinners, condoms, Crafty, daily routine, food pantry, get a massage, go home, local pedophile, Make Out, meet girlfriend, Minecraft, putting stickers on signs, relationship goals, Server, skip class, Social Activism, trollface shirt, Wake Up, walk around town

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	85	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Crops Grown:	2905	Dragon Scales Harvested:	476
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than skipping class to put stickers on signs! Our server is so lit, you’ll be changing into a trollface shirt and making out with your Minecraft girlfriend in no time. And don’t worry, we have plenty of cheap microwave dinners and condoms at our food pantry for you to snag while making fun of local pedophiles. Plus, we offer exclusive massages for all our players, just like the ones you’d post about on 4chan. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Kama Bla Minecraft SMP Bros

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	152	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where even the unions are getting in on the action, protesting against the communist DEI hire. That’s right, things are getting so crazy even the mobs are joining in on the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of diamond theft. Who knows what will happen next on this insane server!

VANILLA SERVER WITH BUNES 1.19.3 + Minecraft server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4099
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Crops Grown:	4061	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

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Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	333
Void Armor Forged:	30	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and see if you can find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft character of all time!

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon would struggle to complete it. Can you reach the top and claim the title of Parkour King?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Country Boy Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Beliefs, Boy, Country, critique, culture, debate, discussion, Evaluation, Government, Impact, influence, leader, Minecraft, Opinions, perspective, perspective on him, Politics, Reflection, smp, society, Thoughts, Views

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging pranks from mischievous players.

Our community is full of characters, from a cow whisperer who can tame any mob with a single moo to a redstone genius who can create contraptions that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunts that lead to secret loot stashes hidden across the map.

But the real reason you should join? The annual llama race, where players saddle up their trusty llamas and race through obstacle courses for the chance to win rare items and bragging rights. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!