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MontyCraft: Where Spam is a Food Group and Creepers Run Away from Silly Walks

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of living in a world that’s gone downhill faster than a pig racing down a minecart track? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world that’s as clean and vibrant as a freshly polished diamond sword!

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to blow up because they know they’ll be missing out on all the fun. We’ve got more diamonds than a rich player’s inventory and more adventures than a quest to find the elusive Herobrine.

So why join our server? Because we’ve got more laughs than a pack of villagers gossiping about the latest iron golem fashion trends. And if that’s not enough, just remember – on our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and no one will judge you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

ChopCraft: Chainsaw Mania

action, Anime, Bloody, chainsaw, chainsaw man, ChopCraft, dark fantasy, death, Demons, Denji, Gore, graphic, Horror, INTENSE, Makima, Manga, Mania, Revenge, shonen jump, Supernatural, Thriller, tragic, violence

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	356	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further! Join our server where we have a special event called “Baby Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can make a baby suffer the most in-game. It’s like Hunger Games, but with babies! So if you have a dark sense of humor and a competitive spirit, come join us and let’s see who can make this baby suffer the most! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Sales Drop Harder Than MHA’s Ratings

#my hero academia, Analysis, Anime, Challenges, Crafty, Decline, Downfall, Drop, HARD, Harder, Industry, Manga, market, McCraftface, mha, MHAs, profit, Ratings, Revenue, Sales, sales drop, Struggling, what went wrong

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sheep in a meadow? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in your pixelated life!

We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their tails, diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, and creepers that breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena before you defeat it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Saturday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So why settle for boring when you can join our server and have the time of your virtual life? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the chaos begin!

Novarealms: Where Villagers are the Real MVPs in This SMP Server

administration team, bedrock, Beta Testing, Discord, discord TOS, Diversity, Entertainment, Immersive, Inclusivity, Java compatible, minecraft server, MVPS, Nova Realms SMP, Novarealms, real, restrictions, Server, smp, staff applications, villagers

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1854
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	177	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Nova Realms SMP
:construction: We have just recently released for BETA Testing!
:people_hugging: We are all about fun, inclusivity and most importantly diversity!
:no_entry_sign: We have no restrictions (other than the minecraft/discord tos) and we are open to everyone!
:clock: We plan on having this server open for as long as possible, to provide the best experience for all our players!
:tv: There are plugins that modify the game to make it even more immersive and entertaining
:mobile_phone: We are a bedrock AND Java compatible server, so invite all your friends!
(we are also accepting staff applications)

If you are interested, join our discord to learn more!

We hope to see you there!

Sincerely, Nova Realms SMP Administration Team

https://discord.gg/e69zCs3Cnr

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join our server, please join our Discord server first and follow the instructions provided there.

Q: Are there any restrictions on who can join?

A: Other than following Minecraft and Discord terms of service, there are no restrictions on who can join our server. We welcome everyone!

Q: Is there a specific theme or gameplay style on Nova Realms SMP?

A: Our server focuses on fun, inclusivity, and diversity. We aim to provide a diverse and immersive gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow while playing on the server?

A: While we strive to maintain a welcoming and inclusive environment, we do have a set of rules that all players must adhere to. These rules are available on our Discord server.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on Nova Realms SMP?

A: Yes! Our server is bedrock and Java compatible, so feel free to invite all your friends to join in on the fun.

Crafty Berserk Bonanza

#youtube, action, Adventure, Anime, berserk, bonanza, CHAPTERS, Community, Crafty, Daily, dark fantasy, discussion, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fun, join us, Manga, Most Enjoyable, Not Porn, reading, Thread, Video

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day is a wild and berserk adventure! Join us as we embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all – we also have daily “Berserk Thread” readings where we gather around and dive into the craziest chapters of the Berserk manga. It’s not porn, but it’s still pretty good, trust us.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you fight off creepers while discussing the deep themes of friendship and betrayal in Berserk? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just click on the link and prepare for a wild ride: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tReA6c8HZ-4 (Disclaimer: link may or may not lead to actual Berserk content)

Sisterly Handjob Land – A Minecraft Server of Awkward Family Bonding

awkward, Bonding, boundary crossing, desire, eye contact, family, fetish, Forbidden, Guilty, handjob, inappropriate, Incest, Intimacy, kink, Land, Lust, Minecraft, older sister, Receiving, secret, Server, sexual tension, Siblings, Sisterly, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	256
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for the unique experience of receiving a dry handjob from your older sister as you both gaze deeply into each other’s eyes. It’s a bonding experience like no other, and you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come join us for some unforgettable moments and questionable family dynamics!

PizzaCraft: Where in Italy is this dude hiding?

Adventure, Cities, Destination, discovery, dude, Europe, Exploration, geography, Hiding, Italian culture, italy, landmarks, location, Mediterranean, peninsula, Pizzacraft, Regions, SightSeeing, tourism, travel, trip, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6610
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Oh, you won’t find this lad in Italy, you’ll find him in the magical land of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride llamas through the streets of Venice, build a pizza castle in Naples, and battle creepers in the Colosseum! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret pasta mine hidden deep underground…just watch out for the spaghetti monsters! So come join us and experience Italy like never before, only on our crazy Minecraft server!

Blocky Booty Bouncers: Where Creeper Love Happens

blocky, BOOTY, Bouncers, Country, creeper, cross-cultural comparisons, cultural norms, global perspectives, Intimacy, love, relationships, sex, sexual activity, sexual attitudes, sexual behavior, sexual culture, sexual customs, sexual experiences, sexual habits, sexual practices, sexual preferences, sexual traditions, social norms, societal expectations, taboo

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Votes:	7002
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
New Chunks Explored:	949990	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any spice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on flying pigs. Our server is so epic, even the creepers have learned how to twerk!

And if you’re into scandalous gossip, you’ll love our chat feature where players discuss the most pressing question of all time: “Do you have sex in your country?” Trust us, the answers will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Kronii’s Crazy Minecraft Adventure: AAAAAAA Edition

#ILLLETVT, #LOOKATYOURTITS, #PLEASEPUTITBACK, AAAAAAA, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, Adventure, crazy, Edition, Kronii, Kroniis, Minecraft, why

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Star Shards Collected:	285	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Dragon Eggs Found:	9339
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ores Mined:	7611
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t have any rules here, except for one: you must scream “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” at the top of your lungs every time you log in. Why, you ask? Well, because it’s fun, duh!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Kronii, who will grant you three wishes in exchange for a dance-off.

But beware, there’s a mischievous VT roaming the server, stealing people’s items and hiding them in the most ridiculous places. If you can find your missing diamond sword in the belly of a giant slime, you’ll earn the title of “Master Detective” and be hailed as a hero among players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible and chaos reigns supreme! Just remember to keep screaming “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” or risk being banished to the realm of boring servers. Let the madness begin!

Pixelated Pals: Where Reality Meets Virtual Blocks

blocks, comedic, comedic actor, comedic genius, comedic moment, comedic performance, comedic relief, comedic scene, comedic timing, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, Laughter, meets, PALS, pixelated, Reality, takes off VR set, Technology, virtual, virtual reality, virtual reality humor, VR comedy, vr headset

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of the boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.