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Official Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly! It was a land of pure chaos and hilarity, where the only rule was to have fun. And guess what? That player never wanted to leave!

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, and even battle a giant zombie made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – a cheese zombie!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world!

Hvor Mange? Minecraft SMP

Analysis, calculation, Counting, data, estimation, Examination, Guessing, hvor, HVOR MANGE, inquiry, investigation, mange, Math, Minecraft, Numbers, Quantity, question.., research, smp, statistics, survey, uncertainty

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9914
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Villages Defended:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our creepers are trained to do the cha-cha slide on command.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic gladiator matches, and even participate in the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

CookingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, care, Communication, Conflict, Cooking, CookingCraft, Decision making, emotional intelligence, family, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, Maturity, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, personal growth, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, stepsiblings, Support, teaching

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
New Chunks Explored:	114847	Holy Grails Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dysfunctional as your family? Look no further! Join our server where step-siblings fight over who gets to use the diamond pickaxe first, just like in real life!

Our server is perfect for those who have experience fending for themselves, just like the OP who learned to cook at a young age because their parents were too busy being useless. But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to teach your stepsiblings how to survive in the game – that’s your job in real life, not in Minecraft!

Join now and experience the chaos of living with a dysfunctional family, minus the real-life drama. Who needs therapy when you can just play on our server and laugh at all the ridiculous situations that come up? So come on, join us and let’s see if you’re the ultimate survivor in both Minecraft and real life!

WeddingCraft2021

bridesmaid drama, family bullying, family conflict, family drama, family expectations, guest list drama, halloween wedding, last minute changes, power struggle, QR codes, satanic wedding, uninvited guests, uninviting guests, venue waitlist, wedding drama, wedding drama aftermath, wedding etiquette, wedding invitations, wedding planning, wedding stress, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Love Letters Sent:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Are you tired of family drama ruining your special day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can plan your dream Halloween wedding without any interference from your mom, grandma, or uninvited aunt!

On our server, you can design the perfect spooky venue, invite only the guests who support your vision, and even replace any bridesmaids who dare to step out of line. Plus, with our exclusive QR code check-in system, you can ensure that only the true supporters of your wedding are allowed to attend.

Don’t let anyone bully you into changing your plans – join our server and show them that you won’t be messed with! Who knew planning a virtual wedding could be so liberating and drama-free?

NoAnonNoProblem Minecraft SMP

Anonymity, cybersecurity, data privacy, Data Protection, digital footprint, digital identity, internet, internet anonymity, internet culture, internet regulations, Minecraft, NoAnonNoProblem, online accountability, online behavior, online communication, online privacy, online reputation, online safety, online security, online tracking, personal information, privacy concerns, smp

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	152
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Chimeras Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anonymity is strictly forbidden! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. If you want to thrive in this world, you better be on good terms with our llama overlords.

2. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant potato.

3. We have a thriving black market where you can trade rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes for…wait for it…potatoes. Yes, potatoes are the currency of choice in our world.

4. The only way to gain admin privileges on our server is to defeat the Ender Dragon in a dance-off. Can you bust a move well enough to earn the ultimate power?

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with llamas, ghosts, potatoes, and dance battles, join our Minecraft SMP today!

NightmareCraft

anxiety, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, fear, insomnia, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Night terrors, NightmareCraft, Nightmares, overthinking, panic attacks, phobias, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, sleepless nights, stress, support system, Therapy, worry

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	206	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only thing scary is running out of diamonds? Well, fear no more because on our server, you’ll be kept up all night by the spine-chilling sounds of…cows! That’s right, these cows have a secret agenda and they’re out to get you! Join our server if you dare to face the terror of the evil cows and their diabolical plans for world domination. So grab your pickaxe and prepare for a wild ride filled with moo-tastic adventures!

CraftyRussia Minecraft Server

controversy, CraftyRussia, current events, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, European capitals, european union, financial institutions, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global finance, government decisions, imf, international organizations, international relations, Minecraft, Outrage, political backlash, political tensions, Russia visit, Server, world news

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	664
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Yo, so like, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya know? We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers straight up breakdancing for emeralds.

But wait, there’s more! Our admins are like wizards, they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn your house into a freakin’ castle in seconds.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie chickens and skeleton cows? It’s lit, fam.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?). See ya there, homies!

PortuGrief: Wildfire Edition

climate change, disaster management, disaster relief, Edition, emergency declaration, emergency measures, emergency preparedness, emergency response, emergency services, environmental crisis, evacuation, extreme weather, Forest fires, government response, natural disasters, out of control, portugal, PortuGrief, state of calamity, Wildfire, wildfire prevention, wildfire season, Wildfires

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

come join our minecraft server where the only thing raging out of control are the epic builds and crazy adventures! forget about wildfires, we’ve got fire-breathing dragons roaming the land ready to challenge you to a build-off!

portugal may be in a state of calamity, but on our server, the only calamity you’ll face is trying to decide which epic minigame to play first! from spleef to parkour to pvp battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

so grab your pickaxe and join us today for a wild ride of fun and excitement! who needs real life drama when you can escape to our crazy minecraft world? join now and let the adventure begin!

Krueger Street Minecraft

city planning, dead trees, Elm Streets, Elm trees, fictional characters, freddy krueger, Halloween, horror film characters, horror movie references, horror movies, krueger, Krueger Street, Minecraft, movie quotes, movie trivia, nightmare on elm street, pop culture, spooky streets, street, street names, tree diseases, tree removal, Urban Legends

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where all the Elm trees are dead. Why, you ask? Because Freddy Krueger himself came and turned them all into spooky haunted trees! Now, every street is a Krueger Street, filled with jump scares and creepy crawlies. But don’t worry, you can join our server and become a fearless warrior, fighting off the evil Freddy and his army of zombie trees. Plus, if you survive long enough, you might just unlock the secret to bringing the Elm trees back to life and restoring peace to the land. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

WaveCraft: Slab Study & Fresnel Fun

Boundary Conditions, computational analysis, Dielectric materials, Electrodynamics, electromagnetic waves, Fresnel, Fresnel drag, Fresnel equations, Fun, light scattering, Maxwell’s equations, Moving dielectric slab, Numerical modeling, Numerical study, optical properties, optics, PHYSICS., Plane wave, simulation, slab, study, wave interference, Wave propagation, wave theory, WaveCraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7011
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u, dis server is like no other, it got a moving dielectric slab dat gets illuminated by a plane wave, like wut even is dat? and don’t even get me started on da Fresnel Drag, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. u gotta join dis server to experience da madness for urself, trust me u won’t regret it. plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with treasure, u gotta see it to believe it. so come on, join us on dis epic adventure and let’s conquer da minecraft world together!