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HezboGoneCraft2021

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, Combat, Commanders, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, HezboGoneCraft2021, hezbollah, idf, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, militants, military operation, Operation, RETALIATION, SECURITY, terrorists, War

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Towns Built:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we slay more enemies than the IDF! we take down 250 hezbollah terrorists in just four days, including 21 big boss commanders! if you want the ultimate challenge and want to prove you’re the ultimate warrior, then this server is for you! join now and show off your skills in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat! who needs real life when you can have this kind of excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and let’s take down some virtual bad guys together!

Sasquatch Hideout: Bigfoot Pranks

bigfoot, Conspiracy, costume, Creature, cryptid, disguise, ELUSIVE, folklore, hidden, HIDEOUT, Hunters, legend, Mysterious, Mythical, prank, pranks, Sasquatch, sightings, strange, trolling, Wilderness, Woods

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Towns Built:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest fantasies? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u in a world where everyone is dressed as bigfoot, runnin’ around trollin’ all the sasquatch hunters. it’s like a bigfoot convention up in here, except we all just tryna survive in the wild and mess with people’s minds.

we got secret caves filled with treasure, but watch out for the traps set by the sneaky leprechauns who guard ’em. and don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam the land, layin’ golden eggs for anyone brave enough to snatch ’em.

if u think u can handle the madness, then come join us on this server. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this world, anything can happen. who knows, u might even run into the real bigfoot himself, sippin’ on a margarita and chillin’ by the lava pit.

Adulting Mental Health Craft

adulthood achievement, adulthood beliefs, adulthood development, adulthood milestones, adulthood perception, adulthood satisfaction, adulthood self-awareness, adulting, Craft, emotional well being, health, Mental, mental health, mental health association, mental resilience, mental stability, Mental well-being, mental well-being study, Mental Wellness, psychological health, research findings, self-perception, Spain study

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	128
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Dimension Hops:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER AND FEEL LIKE AN ADULT WITH GOOD MENTAL HEALTH! OUR SCIENTISTS IN SPAIN DID A STUDY AND FOUND DAT PLAYING ON DIS SERVER MAKES U FEEL LIKE U ACHIEVED ADULTHOOD!

U WILL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A PRO AND SLAYING CREEPERS LIKE A BOSS! UR MIND WILL BE SO HEALTHY, U WILL BE ABLE TO HANDLE ANYTHING IN REAL LIFE!

SO JOIN US NOW AND LEVEL UP UR ADULTING SKILLS WHILE HAVING A BLAST IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD! TRUST US, IT’S SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO MAKE U FEEL LIKE A SUPER ADULT!

Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

Daisy, Desaster, etwas ist schief gelaufen, fauxpas, fehler, Fehltritt, Irrtum, Malheur, Minecraft, Missgeschick, Oopsie, Panne, Pannenserie, Patzer, Pech, problème, Server, UNFALL, Ungeschicklichkeit, Unglück, unglückliche Situation, Verkettung von Umständen, Versehen

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank players by replacing all their diamonds with… you guessed it, llamas! It’s a llama-palooza up in here!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit of a party animal!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join his army of poultry warriors and conquer the land!

4. We have a magical portal that transports players to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, you might turn into a gingerbread man!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama prank). See you in the game, and remember… etwas ist schief gelaufen!

Anti AI Meme Minecraft SMP

Anti, Anti-AI, Artificial Intelligence, California, Censorship, deepfake videos, digital manipulation, elon musk, first amendment rights, free speech, internet regulations, judge, law, legal battle, meme, Minecraft, political deepfakes, Political satire, smp, social media, tech industry, Technology, unconstitutional

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Void Gems Collected:	38
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! We’ve got Elon Musk as our honorary judge, constantly battling against California’s attempts to stop us from creating hilarious AI memes in-game.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between Musk and the California government, all while building insane structures and pulling off the craziest pranks on your fellow players. Who needs political deepfakes when you’ve got a server this wild? So come on in and let’s see what kind of meme magic you can create in our wacky world!

LoserSitterCraft

AITAH, Assertiveness, called me a loser, career goals, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflicts, family dynamics, guilt tripping, LoserSitterCraft, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self esteem, Self Respect, self worth, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sister’s kids, standing up for oneself, toxic family dynamics

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	611703
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Are you tired of being called a “loser” by your own sister? Do you want to escape the snarky comments and belittling behavior? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can be the king or queen of your own virtual world!

On our server, you can build your dream castle, tame dragons, and even ride unicorns into battle. No more babysitting drama, just pure gaming fun. And if your sister tries to call you a loser in the game, just unleash a virtual army of creepers on her!

So say goodbye to family dinner drama and hello to epic adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs a “real job” when you can rule a virtual kingdom?

LastDayInMinecraftSMP

acceptance, Adventure, appreciation, bucket list, carpe diem, cherish moments, Closure, final moments, Gratitude, Last Day, LastDayInMinecraftSMP, live life to the fullest, loved ones, make memories, make peace, Reflection, say goodbye, Seize the Day, spontaneity, travel, world

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	811	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie pigmen with rubber chickens and riding llamas into battle. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to play hide and seek. So come join us for your last day in the world and see what kind of wacky shenanigans you can get into!

DreamJobCraft – Because I’m too busy mining diamonds and building epic structures!

AMBITION, aspirations, building, busy, career, determination, diamonds, dream job, DreamJobCraft, Epic, fear, fulfillment, goals, growth, Happiness, Mining, motivation, Obstacles, Passion, perseverance, Potential, procrastination, Self Discovery, self-doubt, Structures, success, uncertainty

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4984	Votes:	9694
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old jobs like being a doctor or lawyer? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your dream job is to be a professional block stacker! That’s right, stack blocks all day and get paid in virtual diamonds! Why waste time in the real world when you can live out your wildest block-stacking fantasies in our server?

Our server is also home to the legendary Block Ninja, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Block Ninja in a building competition, you will be granted one wish by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to take on this epic challenge?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions. Are you brave enough to embark on this epic quest?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your wildest block-stacking dreams!

WhaleSpyCraft

#intelligence gathering, Animal Behavior, animal health, Animal protection, animal rights, animal welfare, Arctic, Bacterial infection, environmental conservation, Espionage, international relations, Marine Biology, marine ecology, marine mammal, marine research, marine wildlife, norway, Russian, spy whale, underwater communication, WhaleSpyCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4141
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have russian spy whales swimming around giving out secret missions and intel! they didn’t get shot dead like in norway, they just died from a wild bacterial infection that only exists in minecraft world! join now to uncover the truth behind these mysterious spy whales and maybe even become a spy yourself! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server! swim with the whales, solve puzzles, and uncover the secrets of the deep ocean! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to join the most epic minecraft server ever created!

Totally Processed Toddler Food Land

calories, child development, childhood nutrition, childhood obesity, children, diet, dietary patterns, eating habits, fast food, Food, food consumption, health, health risks, Junk Food, Land, nutrition, Nutritional Intake, processed, processed foods, research, study, Toddler, toddlers, Totally, ultra-processed food

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Magic Items Found:	1339	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got toddlers runnin around gettin half their calories from ultra-processed food yo. like, imagine playin minecraft and u see a lil 2-year-old munchin on some processed snacks while buildin a dope castle. and den u got 7-year-olds goin ham on dem ultra-processed foods, gettin 59 percent of their calories from dat stuff. it’s like a crazy food party up in dis server, u don’t wanna miss out on all da fun yo. come join us and see for urself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🍔🍟🎮 #minecraftfoodparty