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ShowerTime Minecraft Server

chronic conditions, Chronic illness, Chronic pain, chronic pain management, Coping skills, health issues, house rules, late night noise, late night shower, late shower, mental health, Minecraft, pain management, panic disorder, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate etiquette, Server, shower routine, showering, showering habits, ShowerTime

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5318
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	New Chunks Explored:	94960
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Are you tired of being yelled at for taking late-night showers by your roommate’s obnoxious boyfriend? Do you want a safe space where you can shower in peace without being called a “retard” for having dyslexia? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where late-night showers are not only allowed but encouraged!

We understand the importance of self-care and coping mechanisms, that’s why we have a special shower room in our virtual world where you can relax and wash away all your worries. No more interruptions, no more judgments, just pure showering bliss.

And the best part? Our virtual roommate’s boyfriend doesn’t exist, so you’ll never have to deal with his nonsense ever again. Join now and shower to your heart’s content, because on our server, self-care always comes first!

CousinCraft: No Adoption Zone

addiction, Adopting, adoption, aita, baby, behavioral issues, cousin, CousinCraft, decision, Decision making, expanding family, family, fetal alcohol syndrome, guardianship, medical needs, meth addict, Pregnancy, PRESSURE, Raising, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Support, System, Zone

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8985
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Buildings Constructed:	31
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Farms Harvested:	353	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dragons Tamed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so insane, even your meth addict cousin’s baby (due 1/21/25) is considering joining!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly you’re faced with the decision of whether or not to take guardianship of a baby born to a meth addict. Will you step up to the challenge or let the baby fend for itself in the system? The drama, the suspense, the sheer madness of it all!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters and unpredictable twists at every turn. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into while trying to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft with a baby on your hands?

So come on, join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

VomitVoyage Minecraft SMP

bodily functions, digestive system, discomfort, embarrassing moments, food poisoning, gross stories, health issues, Illness, Minecraft, Nausea, regurgitating food, regurgitation, Sickness, smp, stomach bug, stomach flu, Threw up, throwing up, unpleasant experiences, vomit stories, vomiting, VomitVoyage, worst time

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9035
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I was building a house and a creeper came out of nowhere and exploded my whole base, but it was so funny I couldn’t stop laughing. And then we had this epic battle with a bunch of skeletons and zombies, and I swear I saw a baby zombie riding a chicken, it was wild!

But the best part is the community, everyone is so hilarious and we have the weirdest conversations. Like one time we were talking about the worst times we threw up, and let me tell you, some of those stories were insane. Like this one guy said he threw up in his friend’s shoe at a party, and then his friend wore it without knowing, it was so gross but we couldn’t stop laughing.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and you’ll never be bored, you have to come play with us. Just be prepared for some crazy adventures and lots of laughs, it’s gonna be a blast!

Blocktopia Lifechanger

altered perception, Altered Reality, blocktopia, changed worldview, different viewpoint, eye-opening event, life altering event, life-changing experience., life-changing moment, lifechanger.., new perspective, outlook on life, paradigm shift., personal growth, personal transformation, perspective shift, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in consciousness, shift in mindset, transformative journey, transformative moment

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2441
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Star Shards Collected:	279
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up all your hard-earned loot? Well, on our server, we have trained ninja villagers who will protect you from those pesky creepers with their epic martial arts skills! Join us for a life-changing experience where you’ll learn valuable lessons like always carry a bucket of water to put out those fiery skeletons or never trust a pigman with your diamonds. So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

QuitCraft Rewards: Stop Smoking & Start Mining

addiction treatment, behavior modification, behavioral change, financial incentives, health benefits, health promotion, incentives, long-term success, Mining, motivation, Positive reinforcement, public health, QuitCraft, quitting smoking, Rewards, smoking, smoking cessation, smoking cessation interventions, smoking cessation programs, smoking cessation strategies, Start, STOP, stop smoking, success rates, tobacco addiction

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Yo, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we be offering rewards that will make you quit smokin’ like a pro! We got people stoppin’ their bad habits left and right, all thanks to our epic incentives. For every 100 peeps who get that sweet cash, 10 of ’em gonna be kickin’ that ciggy butt to the curb for good. Ain’t nothin’ gonna stop you from quittin’ when you got them rewards rollin’ in. So come on over and join the fun, we’ll help you quit smokin’ and build the best blocky world ever!

🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

Account.., banner, BESTIX, description, GIF, Minecraft, OWNER, PvP, Server, Survival, Variety

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7505
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Crops Grown:	7649	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Villages Defended:	14

The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

chill.bestixworld.ru

Nation-States

building, Casual, Community, Diplomacy, encourages, Factions, Interaction, Join, LIMITED, Map, multiplayer, nationstates, player, Player vs Player, Progrees, smp, Survival, Systems, Trade, War, work

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Nation-States Minecraft Server

Nation-States is a work in progress 1.20+ survival multiplayer server that encourages diplomacy, trade, war, and interaction on a limited map using the towny claiming system. Whether you enjoy building or PvP, there is something for everyone on Nation-States.

Join our Discord server for updates and community.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the map size of Nation-States?	The map size is approximately 4k by 4k.
What claiming system does Nation-States use?	Nation-States uses the towny claiming system.
Is Nation-States more geared towards casual or PvP players?	Nation-States caters to both casual building players and those interested in PvP.
How can I join Nation-States?	Join our Discord server using the link provided above for updates and to connect with the community.

Outer Weave 1.20.2

1.20.2, Beautiful, butterflies, Colorful, delicate, flutter, fluttering, garden, insects, Metamorphosis, monarchs, Nature, OUTER, Outie, Pollinators, Share, species, Thread, transformation, Weave, Wings, wingspan

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7094
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server if you wanna share those beautiful butterflies with the world!

I mean, who wouldn’t wanna show off their butterfly collection to a bunch of pixelated strangers, amirite?

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret butterfly garden hidden somewhere in the server where you can find the rarest and most majestic butterflies of them all.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s spread those butterfly vibes together!

TikTokTunes Minecraft Server

2x speed, adhd, aita, Bed.., Boundaries, Communication, compromise, concentration, consideration, earbuds, husband, Minecraft, morning habits, morning routine, noise pollution, personal space, relationships, Respect, Server, sound sensitivity, technology etiquette, tiktok, tiktoktunes

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	665
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Divine Spears Created:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of your partner blasting TikToks at 2x speed in the morning without using earbuds? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! On our server, you can build a virtual fortress where no one can disturb your peace, not even your speedy TikTok-loving partner. Plus, our virtual world is equipped with noise-canceling blocks, so you can finally concentrate on your morning routine without any distractions. Say goodbye to auditory assaults and hello to a serene Minecraft oasis. Join now and reclaim your sanity!

NoHouseGuestsAllowed

Accommodation, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, cultural adjustment, Cultural differences, Decision making, discomfort, Eviction, Expectations, family, Help, House, immigration, Job Search, living arrangements, NoHouseGuestsAllowed, overcrowding, Proactive, RESPONSIBILITY, Support

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of having unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual house where you can kick out anyone you want without any consequences! No more sharing bathrooms with your in-laws or dealing with their drama. Build your dream home and live in peace, away from all the family drama. Join now and say goodbye to unwanted guests forever!