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Ballistix – Game servers Minecraft server Minecraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3844
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7550	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

The owner of the server “Ballistix Minecraft Game Servers” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Crafty Panda Minecraft Server

art, China, Chinese, Crafty, culture, dumplings, Economy, fashion, Food, great wall, History, Language, Lifestyle, Mandarin, Minecraft, Panda, Politics, Server, silk, society, Technology, Thread, tourism, Traditions, travel

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9268
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ores Mined:	1745
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	19	Votes:	6872
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground panda fighting ring where you can bet diamonds on which panda will come out victorious. Trust us, it’s pandamonium down there!

But that’s not all, we also have a special “Post anything Chinese” event where players have to build the most outrageous Chinese-themed structures they can think of. From giant fortune cookies to a Great Wall made entirely of obsidian, the possibilities are endless!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dim sum buffet deep in the mines. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted unlimited food for life!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the hilarity and chaos that awaits you!

Gender-Bendin’ Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Votes:	5797
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Are you tired of being a boring old dude in Minecraft? Join our SMP and play as a fabulous female character instead! Not only will you look fierce in that diamond armor, but you’ll also have a higher chance of finding rare loot because everyone knows female characters have better luck in games. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is more likely to drop extra loot if you defeat it as a female character. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and unleash your inner girl power!

Unfriendly Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	140	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Star Shards Collected:	292	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. They may be a little snooty, but they sure know how to throw a good party!

2. Legend has it that there is a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. Who wouldn’t want to party with a Creeper on the dance floor?

3. Our server is home to the infamous Chicken Mafia, led by a ruthless rooster named Cluck Norris. Cross them and you may find yourself facing an army of feathered thugs.

4. Want to embark on a quest to find the fabled Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny? Rumor has it that it grants the wielder the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do their bidding.

So, why wait? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Just remember, we may not be friends, but we sure know how to have a good time!

White Ethonstate Minecraft SMP – Trans Player Welcome

acceptance, belonging, Bigotry, controversial topics, discrimination, Diversity, Ethonstate, exclusion, hate, Identity, inclusion, intolerance, kikes, Minecraft, non-Whites, player, prejudice, racism, segregation, smp, Social Issues, Trans, White, white ethnostate, White Supremacy

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2591
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t fully express your love for building AND your disdain for non-whites and kikes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where anything goes, including entering the mysterious white ethonstate. Who knows what adventures await you there? Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a few blocks of TNT for good measure. So come on, join us and let your inner chaos reign supreme!

Gayming Waifus Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our magical realm where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music.

Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens who have a taste for player brains.

If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new blocky friends and maybe even score a date with a cute Enderman.

So why wait? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our resident llama, Benedikta. She’s a huge fan.

Meta Minecraft SMP – ReFantazio General #46

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1779
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	347971
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Gods Slained:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Version 1.03 (or 1.04 for you console peasants) is out and it’s causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory!

We’ve got more players than a village full of villagers, with ReFantazio peaking at 85k concurrent players on Steam! We’ve sold more copies than diamonds in a mine on launch day, and now we’re available EVERYWHERE (except Nintendo Switch and Xbox One, sorry not sorry).

Our special soundtrack is so fire, it’ll make you want to dance like a zombie in the moonlight. And don’t forget about MetaphorFix, because who needs reality when you’ve got mods?

Join us and you’ll have more fun than a pig in a mud bath. Build your MC however you want, because even on Hard mode, you won’t brick yourself (literally). Team comp? Who cares! Just do what you love and it’ll work on any difficulty.

So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let’s make Minecraft history together! Just remember to mark your spoilers, because even in a world of blocks, we have rules.

Equal Rights Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7672
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal rights…but with a twist! Join us as we send you on top-secret spy missions to gather intel from the Hajis. That’s right, no more playing nurse or supply staff, it’s time to put on your spy gear and get sneaky. And for our transgender players, we have a special assignment for you – war corpse duty! Because who needs bodily mutilation when you can serve your country in a whole new way? Join us today and let’s make America…well, let’s just make it interesting!

Dust Settled Minecraft SMP Memes Aside

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Potions Brewed:	39
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of boring, regular Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our SMP is like no other! Picture this: a world where the creepers dance to disco music, the pigs wear top hats, and the zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that’s as wild and wacky as they come. So why join? Because where else can you find a server where the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint rainbows in the sky? Let your imagination run wild and come join the madness today!

SURVIVAL FOR AUDIENCE 20+ Minecraft server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63	Enchantments Applied:	83
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR AUDIENCE 20” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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