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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

after party, aita, Apology, Bridesmaid, Communication, Condolences, family emergency, Friend, friendship, grace, Minecraft, response, serious illness, Server, stress, Struggle, Support, uncertainty, uninvited, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful friends who can’t handle a little uncertainty? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, just like this bridezilla drama.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being uninvited to a wedding or being blamed for ruining someone’s special day. Instead, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and supported through any family emergencies or life struggles you may face.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of friendship and support in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible. Who needs toxic friends when you can have a whole community of Minecraft players who have your back no matter what?

KidSplash Bikini Zone

#motherhood support., Bikini, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, family, judgment, KidSplash, modesty, Motherhood, motherhood struggles, parenting, peer pressure, postpartum body, Pregnancy, quadruplets, self-confidence, social norms, stretch marks, swimming lessons, swimsuit etiquette, two piece swimsuit, Zone

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	2242	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Votes:	7807	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of boring old swimming lessons where everyone wears the same old swimsuits? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky swimming experience like no other!

Picture this: you, your husband, and his friends all rocking some stylish trunks with no shirts, while your quadruplets splash around learning to swim. But wait, here’s the twist – you’re wearing a two-piece swimsuit that shows off your awesome baby belly stretch marks from having quadruplets! The other moms might not appreciate your unique fashion sense, but we sure do!

Join our server for a swim-tastic time filled with laughter, fun, and of course, some questionable fashion choices. Who needs modesty when you can show off your fabulous post-pregnancy bod to the world? So come on over and dive into the craziness – just make sure to cover up that scandalous stomach if you want to avoid any mommy drama!

LoveCraft SMP

Affection, Commitment, Companionship, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotions, feelings, Happiness, long term, love, lovecraft, Partnership, Passion, relationships, romance, smp, soulmate, Support, Trust, unconditional love, Understanding

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Love on our Minecraft SMP is when you find the perfect spot to build your dream house and then accidentally blow it up with a creeper. But don’t worry, our community will come together to help you rebuild and laugh at your misfortune. Join us for a chance to experience the chaotic and hilarious world of our server, where love means never having to mine alone.

ForgetMeCraft

coping, emotional baggage, forget, ForgetMeCraft, forgiveness, haunting memory, healing, Inner Demons, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, moving on, past trauma, personal growth, self compassion, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-forgiveness, Therapy, traumatic memory

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Items Found:	6641
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of being haunted by that embarrassing memory of accidentally calling your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from your cringeworthy past! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where nobody knows about your awkward moments and where you can start fresh with a clean slate. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and leave your embarrassing memories in the dust as you conquer new adventures! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave that embarrassing memory in the virtual dust where it belongs!

POWExchangeCraft

appreciation, Conflict, Diplomacy, donation, exchange, Government, Gratitude, international relations, Military, peace negotiations, POW exchange fund, POWExchangeCraft, president, prisoners of war, replenishment, soldiers, Support, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, war efforts, zelenskyy

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian soldiers are thanked for their epic skills in replenishing the pow exchange fund. u can be a soldier too and fight for ur right to exchange pow with the best of them. join now and be a hero like zelenskyy, but in minecraft form. pow exchange has never been so fun!

DayCraft: Where Everything is Backwards

comedians, comedy, contradiction, DayCraft, Entertainment, funny, humor, humorists., improv, influence, irony, joking, Laughter, opposite day, Performance, Reversal, satire, sketch, stand up, WIT, wordplay

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7145	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Runes Activated:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally the opposite of everything you know about minecraft. instead of mining for diamonds, you mine for dirt. instead of building epic castles, you build tiny shacks. it’s like, a total mind twist, man.

and get this, the mobs are all friendly and just wanna hang out with you. creepers? more like cuddle buddies. skeletons? they just wanna dance with you. it’s a party 24/7 on this server.

oh, and did i mention the gravity is all messed up? you can jump super high and fall super slow. it’s like you’re on the moon or something. makes for some hilarious moments, let me tell ya.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally opposite minecraft server. you’ll never look at the game the same way again. plus, we have free cake every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

FloatSMP

auction house, coinflips, Crates, FloatSMP, In-Game Shop, Kits, Leaderboards, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Love Letters Sent:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to the FloatSMP, we offer lots of different features such as an in-game shop, an auction house, coinflips, kits, crates, leaderboards and so much more! Dont miss out!

play.floatsmp.com

Turnabout SMP: Where the only drama is figuring out which way to turn with 110 characters or less!

24/7 uptime, Active Playerbase, Anti-Stealing, building, Characters, Community, custom music disc, Drama, Events, FIGURING, friendly community, Griefing Plugins, helpful mods, Inclusivity, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Mob Heads, New server, one player sleep, player heads, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Turn, Turnabout, world exploration

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5721
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Turnabout SMP Overview

Server Features
Inclusivity
Events
One Player Sleep
Shopping and Minigames District
Active Playerbase
Friendly community and helpful mods
Mob and Player Heads
Custom Music Disc
Mayoral Elections
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins
24/7 Uptime

To join the server, visit https://discord.gg/Yga84m78bJ

FAQ

Q: Is Turnabout SMP for all ages?

A: The server has an age minimum of 16 years old.

Q: How old is the Turnabout SMP server?

A: Turnabout is only a month old, but still has plenty of world to explore.

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers various events for the players to participate in.

CuntCraft Minecraft Server

CuntCraft, gynecological problems, Minecraft, reproductive health, Server, vaginal care, vaginal discharge, vaginal discomfort, vaginal health, vaginal health concerns, vaginal hygiene, vaginal infections, vaginal irritation, vaginal issues, vaginal itching, vaginal odor, vaginal pain, vaginal problems, vaginal symptoms, vaginal wellness, Women’s Health

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5015
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with flying pigs, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas through fields of marshmallows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you have it if you can beat them in a game of tic-tac-toe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

FangyWing Minecraft SMP Madness

Aggie, Anon’s Snoot Archive, AO3 page, Archive, Big Wing edition, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, Fang Friday, FangyWing, Fics & Art, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, smp, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives, tq

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Emeralds Found:	9418	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Towns Built:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than this server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine! Join now for a chance to hug a gator, ride a T-Rex, and battle your dino wife on an old nuclear submarine! With mods that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman, and a community that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm, this server is the place to be for all your Minecraft shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!