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Crafty Creepers Den

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more insane than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on.

Join us if you want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a pig through a lava waterfall. Our community is filled with players who have tamed their own army of zombie villagers and ride them into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our custom-made dungeons, where you can fight off hordes of killer bunnies armed with enchanted carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the realm of flying pigs and dancing llamas.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, if you see a player named “CreeperSlayer69,” run for the hills – they’ve been known to blow up entire villages just for fun!

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Pre-2010 Meme Vault: Where Minecraft Legends Were Born

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old memes from before 2010? Well, look no further because our server is here to revive the meme game with fresh, never-before-seen content! Join us and witness the resurrection of hilarious memes that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

Our server is like a time machine back to the golden age of internet humor, where every block you break unleashes a wave of nostalgia and laughter. Say goodbye to stale reposts and hello to original, gut-busting jokes that will have you rolling on the floor of your virtual Minecraft house.

Don’t be stuck in the past with outdated memes, join our server and be part of the meme revolution! Who needs life support when you have our server pumping out the freshest, dankest memes this side of the Minecraft universe? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the meme magic begin!

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AbstractedCraft

AbstractedCraft, Experience, Friends, Minecraft, new, pay to win, Purely Vanilla, Server, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla

Purely Vanilla Minecraft server to play with your friends! Brand new and still currently tweaking multiple things but the goal is to keep this server fairly vanilla and let the player enjoy a vanilla experience without any pay to win shenanigans

abstractedcraft.zapto.org

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SneakySuicideCraft: Murderous Minecraft Shenanigans

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the most unique and hilarious ways to play the game! Ever wondered how to commit suicide in Minecraft but make it look like murder in your country? Look no further, because on our server, we have custom plugins that allow you to stage the most ridiculous deaths imaginable.

Join us for epic PvP battles where you can fake your own demise in the most over-the-top ways possible. Want to make it look like you were taken out by a herd of angry chickens? Done. How about getting squashed by a giant block of cheese? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all – our server also features insane mini-games like “Death by Disco” where you have to dance your way to your demise, or “Explosive Escape” where you have to outrun a TNT-wielding mob.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared to laugh until you cry – or until you fake your own death, whichever comes first.

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FraudCraft: Where even the players are more legit than Lance Armstrong

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is filled with the most fraudulent players you’ll ever meet! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and ridiculous shenanigans.

Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon is in on the joke. Instead of breathing fire, he spits out rainbow-colored confetti and dances the Macarena. And don’t even get us started on the creepers – they’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for a love of interpretive dance.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. All you have to do is find it – but beware, it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on pigback.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Just remember, things may get a little crazy – but that’s all part of the fun!

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Crafty Creepers Den

Pre-2010 Meme Vault: Where Minecraft Legends Were Born

AbstractedCraft

SneakySuicideCraft: Murderous Minecraft Shenanigans

FraudCraft: Where even the players are more legit than Lance Armstrong