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| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 923 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF. we got creepers that do the cha-cha slide, skeletons that dab on dem haters, and zombies that twerk better than miley cyrus.
but wait, there’s more! our server is like a magical wonderland where pigs can fly, cows can breakdance, and sheep can recite shakespeare. it’s like a freakin’ zoo up in here, but with blocky animals and no poop to clean up.
if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that our server is run by a group of korean parents who have chosen to live in a cell for some reason. they’re like the coolest shut-ins you’ll ever meet, always coming up with wacky events and challenges for us players.
so come on, join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness a korean parent break out of their cell and do the macarena. it’s a party you don’t wanna miss, trust me.
