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Dave’s Bullshit Minecraft Server

achievement, album, Artistic, bullshit, creativity, Dave Mustaine, dave’s, Development, Evolution, growth, inspiration, Journey, megadeth, metal, Minecraft, Music, process, Progression, Rock Music, Server, success, talent, transformation, Writing

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Divine Spears Created:	27
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of writing absolute bullshit in your Minecraft world like Dave Mustaine did with “So Far, So Good…So What”? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being a noob to a master builder like Dave Mustaine did with “Rust in Peace”!

Join us and witness the epic transformation as you build your way to greatness. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be rocking out with your diamond pickaxe like a true Minecraft rockstar! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft glory!

Snoy’s Existential Crisis Minecraft SMP

conscience, Crisis, Ethics, Existential, Guilt, Minecraft, moral dilemma, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-criticism, self-deception, Self-examination, self-identity, self-image, self-justification, self-perception, smp, snoys

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a total chaos zone! We have players who build giant toilets instead of houses, and others who ride pigs into battle like knights of the round table.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of sneaky players who only communicate in pig Latin. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving riddles written in emojis.

So if you’re ready to throw all sense of normalcy out the window and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “how can snoys live with themselves?”

BdayVacayMC Server

aita, ANNOYED, appreciation, Attention, BdayVacayMC, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Conflict, European city, holiday, instagram, partner, private life, relationship, Resentment, Server, sharing, social media, Special, trivial, validation

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	1279
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5635
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Divine Spears Created:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value sharing and teamwork…unlike this guy’s girlfriend who refused to share her European vacation with him! 🙄

Join our server for a chance to actually be featured and appreciated, unlike this poor soul who didn’t even make it onto his partner’s Instagram feed. We promise to showcase your builds, adventures, and victories for the whole world to see!

Don’t be like this guy, feeling left out and unappreciated. Join our server and bask in the glory of being recognized and celebrated for all your hard work. Who needs a partner who won’t even share a vacation when you can have a whole community cheering you on in Minecraft? 😂

So come on over and join us for a truly sharing and caring experience. Plus, we promise not to dismiss you like this guy’s girlfriend did to him. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time! 🌟

NoStrangersInMyHouseMC

age, Agreement, Boundaries, comfort, community groups, discussions, feeling safe, Friends, home, Hotel, husband, men’s improvement groups, NoStrangersInMyHouseMC, overnight stay, personal space, Safety, senior citizens, strangers, strangers in home, Trust, Vetted

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Runes Activated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like home? Look no further! Our server is like a community group for gamers, where strangers can come stay overnight in your virtual home!

Join our server and experience the thrill of inviting total strangers to your Minecraft house, just like in real life! Forget about safety concerns, because who needs background checks when you can have a fun and chaotic time with random players?

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to test your hospitality skills and make new friends (or enemies) in the Minecraft world. Join now and see if you’re the ultimate host in our virtual community!

CraftyMind SMP

coping strategies, CraftyMind, daily routine, emotional well being, Exercise, Gratitude, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mental health tips, mental resilience, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positivity, Relaxation, self love, self-care, self-care practices, smp, stress relief, Therapy

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a therapy session on steroids! Join us for insane challenges like building a house with your eyes closed or fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot. Trust us, your mental health will thank you for the chaos and laughter that awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

CraftyLaughsMC

amusing, amusing anecdote, amusing remark, anecdote, Chuckle, Comical, Conversation, CraftyLaughsMC, eavesdropping, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, humor, humor in public, JOKE, Laughter, Overheard, Public, silly, Witty

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8959
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Divine Spears Created:	22
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing cows appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion! So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter and ridiculousness, join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Love Me Minecraft Server

adoration, Affection, Caring, Commitment, Connection, devotion, emotion, feelings, Imagine, long term relationship, love, loved, Minecraft, partner, Passion, relationship, romance, Server, Significant Other, Someone, soulmate, Support

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8424
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Meteorites Collected:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your amazing builds? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we guarantee that someone will love you! Yes, you heard that right – imagine logging in and being greeted by a virtual love interest who showers you with compliments and gifts. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a Minecraft boyfriend or girlfriend, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have built their own civilization. Join forces with them to overthrow the evil chicken overlords and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the animal kingdom. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a giant rainbow-colored llama. Will you be brave enough to embark on this epic quest and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places.

Leftism is Only Selfishness Minecraft SMP

Altruism, community support, ENTITLEMENT, government assistance, Healthcare, Individualism, leftism, Minecraft, moral obligation, personal accountability, public services, Refugees, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, self-centeredness, self-interest, Selfishness, smp, social welfare, societal obligations, taxpayer burden

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a healthcare system in place where other players have to pay for your medical bills. That’s right, no need to worry about falling off a cliff and losing all your hearts, just let someone else foot the bill!

2. We have a refugee program where players can come seek shelter in your virtual house and you have to provide for them. It’s like a virtual charity, but with more creepers.

3. Rent? Who needs to pay rent when you can just mooch off other players on the server? That’s right, free housing for all!

4. Your mom says you have to stop playing Minecraft? Well, not on this server! We believe that your fun should never be interrupted by pesky responsibilities like chores or homework.

5. And finally, we have a strict policy that everyone else has to take responsibility for your actions. Accidentally blow up someone’s house with TNT? Not your problem, let someone else clean up the mess!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we just made up). See you in the virtual world!

BusStopBattles

adult activities, adult responsibilities, aita, bus stop, BusStopBattles, CAR, City Living, Commute, commute time, family dynamics, gas money, highway, Job, LANDLORD, morning person, Rent, roommate, sibling conflict, sister, suburbs

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	206	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the crazy adventures of a 24-year-old female living with her adult sister who just can’t seem to get her act together. Watch as they navigate through life in a city with outrageous rent prices and a 45-minute commute to work.

But that’s not all! Witness the drama unfold as the sisters argue over who should give the other a ride to the bus stop, all while dealing with the roommate who just wants to avoid conflict at all costs.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find this level of hilarious chaos and absurdity? Join now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around!

SMPMinerGiggles – Minecraft SMP

bad experience, career disappointment, job dissatisfaction, job frustration, job horror, job misery, job nightmare, job regret, Minecraft, smp, SMPMinerGiggles, terrible job, unpleasant work, worst job, worst job decision, worst job disappointment, worst job ever, worst job experience, worst job failure, worst job memory, worst job mistake, worst job situation, worst job story

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring world? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll have is to hunt down the elusive Chicken King and steal his golden eggs for riches beyond your wildest dreams! Say goodbye to boring jobs like farming and fishing, and hello to epic quests and ridiculous shenanigans with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Chicken Thief extraordinaire!