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Cute Autistic Minecraft SMP Girl

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server has the most adorable, dedicated, and slightly autistic girl you’ll ever meet! She’s like a unicorn in the Minecraft world – rare, magical, and always ready to build the most epic creations.

Join our server and witness the chaos as this girl takes on challenges with her unique perspective and unstoppable determination. From building pixel art of her favorite memes to creating intricate redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, she’s a force to be reckoned with.

But be warned, her cuteness and dedication are not to be underestimated. She may seem innocent, but she’s a master prankster and will stop at nothing to troll her fellow players. So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and experience the wild ride that is playing with this one-of-a-kind Minecraft queen.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, homeless survival, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3913
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
New Chunks Explored:	645371	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magic Items Found:	2099	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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TOPRL.MCMCMC.NET

Crafty Canvas Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	76
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing your blocky butt off.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mini-games that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) as you compete against other players in epic challenges.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a thriving art community where you can show off your pixelated masterpieces and even request custom artwork from our talented players. Want a portrait of your Minecraft character riding a unicorn through a field of diamonds? Just ask and someone will make it happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll get up to next?

Todd The Lying Asshole in Minecraft SMP

Accountability, Asshole, Behavior, CHANGE, Cheating, Communication, Conflict, Deception, dishonesty, Effort, Frustration, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, personal growth, progress, relationships, self improvement, self-sabotage, smp, Todd, TOXIC, Trust

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to witness Todd, the ultimate slacker, who refuses to make any progress or effort in the game. He’s too busy lying and cheating his way through the game, but hey, at least he’s entertaining to watch! Who knows what crazy schemes he’ll come up with next to avoid actually playing the game properly. It’s a wild ride on our server, so come join the chaos and see what kind of shenanigans Todd will get up to next!

Locked Cock Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Void Gems Collected:	26	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	740128

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t unlock your full potential? Well, fear not, because our server is here to set your cock free! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within our server is a magical diamond sword that grants the wielder the power to turn into a giant block of cheese. Imagine the chaos that would ensue when you start smiting your enemies with cheesy goodness!

So come on, don’t keep your cock locked up any longer. Join our server and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /blox/ – Blocky Legend of Xylophones

#announcement, Anon’s Gun-Fu(n) Guide, black ops 6, blocky, blog posts, BLOX, call of duty, cod:g, Gunsmith, legend, Meta, Minecraft, Modes, new maps, Nuketown Edition, Online Gunsmith, patch notes, raven software, smp, Tactical Maps, Trello Boards, truegamedata, Updates, warzone, warzone meta, Weapon Builds, Xylophones

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	371	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	112

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we have taken inspiration from Nuketown and turned it into a blocky paradise of chaos and mayhem!

Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and outrageous adventures as we explore this explosive world.

With new maps, modes, and updates that will blow your mind (literally), you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

We have weapon builds that will make your enemies quake in their pixelated boots, and an online gunsmith that will have you customizing your arsenal like never before.

And don’t forget to check out our Warzone Tactical Maps, where strategy is key and survival is a challenge.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself!

Noob Nation Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of living in a country that hasn’t won a Nobel Prize in decades? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you have the chance to become a virtual Nobel Prize winner every day! Whether you’re building intricate redstone contraptions or creating stunning architectural masterpieces, the possibilities are endless. Join us and show the world that you are a true Minecraft genius! Who needs a real Nobel Prize when you can have a virtual one?

Decline in g’s Population Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, epic PvP battles, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave.

But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary redstone engineer who will help you build the most insane contraptions you’ve ever seen. Need a flying machine to explore the skies? Done. Want a TNT cannon to launch your enemies into orbit? We got you covered.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret treasure hunt where players can uncover rare loot and hidden Easter eggs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond hoard guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable community in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a rogue creeper. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

LaughCraft Minecraft Server

Blonde Thief, bounty hunter, Detective Pomu, Divegrass, Divegrass suggestions poll, Dokibird, Drift Away, Fly High, Heart of Gold, Jiangshi bird, joy, Last Cup of Coffee, LaughCraft, Laughter, Minecraft, Selen Tatsuki Archives, Server, Shop, Smart Goon, Tatsuki Manor Mystery, The Final Heist, Twitch channel, twitter, vod channel, youtube channel

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1375
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Votes:	4982
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mines Excavated:	3196	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit that even creepers are dancing to the beat of our music! – We have a secret underground base where we hold epic treasure hunts every week. – The owner of the server once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. True story, bro. – Our community is so tight-knit that we once built a replica of the Taj Mahal out of diamond blocks. – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server in disguise. Can you spot him?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Oh, and don’t forget to check out our YouTube, Twitch, VODs, Twitter, and Shop channels for even more craziness. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Discord SMP Minecraft – Add Me!

ADD, add me, Chat, Communication, Community, Connect, Discord, Friends, Gaming, invite, Join, long tail, Messaging, Minecraft, networking, ONLINE, rwibnss, rwibnsshai, Server, smp, social media, Tag, Technology

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3114
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	6212
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fend them off with nothing but our trusty wooden swords. Or how about the time we all decided to build our houses underwater and ended up flooding the entire server?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a dancing pig named Sir Oinks-a-lot.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and add my discord, rwibnsshai :3, for all the laughs and chaos you can handle!