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SURVIVAL write /free and receive a gift! Minecraft server

Auto, banner, CASE, Donations, Economy, Events, everyone, free, gift, height, Lazy, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, No Dupe, No Private, Pirate, PvE, PvP, Receive, Server, Survival, tags, width, wipes, Without Anticheat

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

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aquagrief.cringe.team

Smelly SMP: Where the only things modded are the players’ hygiene! No Resets, just stink! 1.20.1, Java Edition

1.20.1, appeals, Builder, custom origins, discord invite, Edition, Fair moderation, hygiene, java, Longevity, Modded, No Chat Reports, No Resets, No Whitelist, Nomad, Optimization, Origins, planet minecraft, Players, punishment, PvPer, Resets, resource-rich, Safezone-Borderlands, Smelly, smp, stink, trader.., Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Astral Projections Made:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Stinky SMP Overview:

Server Version	1.20.1 and updating
Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Great performance with vanilla+ modpack and optimisers
Server Specs	16GB RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Special Mod	Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ:

Q: How often does the server reset?

A: The server has had no resets since May 2022.

Q: What playstyles are welcome on the server?

A: The server is inclusive of all playstyles, whether you’re a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, etc.

Q: Can I suggest changes or new features for the server?

A: Yes, suggestions are welcome and will be considered by the server staff.

Q: What is the Safezone-Borderlands system?

A: The server operates on a system where a central area is protected from griefing, killing, and stealing, while a borderlands area allows for more intense gameplay.

Q: How can I join the server or learn more?

A: You can find more information on the Planet Minecraft page or join the Discord server using the links provided.

Crafty Skillz Minecraft Server

2nd season, action, Adventure, Anime, Ars, Crafty, Drama, family, FANTASY, growth, isekai, Magic, Minecraft, Noble, Reincarnation, RETURN, romance, Sequel, Server, Skills, skillz, Supernatural, Tensei Kizoku Kantei Skill de Nariagaru, Wife

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	669

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Ars and his wife are back and ready to shake things up! Rumor has it that they were on a secret mission to find the rarest diamond in all of Minecraft and now they’re sharing their loot with anyone who joins the server.

But that’s not all – they’ve also brought back a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and can fly you to the moon and back in seconds. Want to build a castle in the sky? No problem, just hop on the dragon and let your imagination run wild!

And if you’re feeling competitive, Ars and his wife are hosting daily PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of epic proportions.

So what are you waiting for? Join the server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected because with Ars and his wife around, anything can happen.

French Is Silly Minecraft SMP

foreign language, French, French Culture, french humor, french language, french language debate, French stereotypes, Language, language analysis, language comparison, language criticism, language debate, language humor, language learning, language perception, language stereotypes, linguistic quirks, Minecraft, Silliest, silly, smp

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Mines Excavated:	4343	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Crops Grown:	1717	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to settle the age-old debate of whether French is the silliest language! Our players have heated arguments in the chat about the pronunciation of “croissant” and whether “baguette” is just a fancy word for bread. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold French language classes taught by a talking parrot named Pierre. So come join us and let’s have a baguette-eating, beret-wearing, Eiffel Tower-building good time!

DadStepMomDodge Minecraft Server

Boundaries, burnt out, clubs, coping mechanisms, DadStepMomDodge, divorced parents, family dynamics, family time, last minute decisions, messy house, Minecraft, missed events, overwhelmed, parental expectations, parental stress, responsibilities, Selfishness, Server, sibling dynamics, split custody, step siblings, studying, volunteering

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of being the unpaid babysitter for your dad’s chaotic household? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! No more cleaning up after messy siblings or missing out on your own events. On our server, you can build your own virtual family and they won’t even need to eat, let alone demand pizza! Plus, you can join clubs and study for AP classes in peace without interruptions. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a stress-free virtual world! Join now and never look back at that chaotic household again!

MommyWarsMC

blended families, choosing sides, court hearings, court order disputes, custody battle, custody rights, difficult decisions, emotional manipulation, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, grieving teenager, legal guardianship, loss of a parent, MommyWarsMC, parent-child relationships, parental priorities, stepfamily dynamics, teenage independence

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your mom’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family drama that will make you forget all about your own problems.

We’ve got stepkids passing the phone around during calls, summer vacations that feel more like family reunions, and emergency custody hearings that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs real-life drama when you can log on to our server and experience it all in the virtual world?

So come on down to our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. Who needs therapy when you can mine and craft your way through the chaos of family dynamics? Join now and let the drama unfold!

LifeChanger in Minecraft SMP

behavior change, big impact, daily routine, goal-setting, healthy choices, healthy lifestyle, incremental progress, life improvement, lifechanger.., mindfulness practice, mindset shift, Minecraft, personal growth, positive habits, positive mindset, productivity boost, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, small change, smp, Time management

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Chimeras Created:	1

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft when suddenly you stumble upon this wild SMP server. And let me tell you, this server is like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some outrageous reasons:

1. The admin is a talking llama who only communicates through interpretive dance. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama do the Macarena.

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take over the server. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours.

3. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and talking creepers. It’s like a rave, but with more explosions.

4. We have a player who has built an entire castle out of nothing but baked potatoes. Yes, you read that right. Potatoes. And they’re recruiting followers to worship the almighty spud.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

MineRichShook

affluent individuals, elite society, extravagant habits, extravagant lifestyles, eye-opening moments, financial excess, high society, jaw-dropping encounters, lavish spending, luxury living, millionaire mindset, MineRichShook, money talks, opulent experiences, privileged class, shocking encounters, social status, ultra rich, unexpected behavior, wealth disparity, Wealthy

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	291
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Alien Abductions:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Have you ever seen a billionaire ride a diamond-encrusted llama through a field of emerald blocks? Well, get ready to experience that and more on our Minecraft server! Our players are so rich, they build houses out of solid gold and bathe in pools of enchanted golden apples. Join us for a chance to rub elbows with the elite of the Minecraft world and maybe even score some valuable loot along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret vault filled with stacks of emerald blocks and diamond armor! So come on in and see how the other half mines – you won’t believe your pixelated eyes!

HackCraft Minecraft Server

Austria, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breach, digital security, disinformation campaign, election security, elections, Espionage, foreign interference, government hacking, HackCraft, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, Minecraft, online manipulation, political interference, Russian hackers, Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9428
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Animals Bred:	180

come join our epic minecraft server where russian hackers attacked austria ahead of the elections but don’t worry, we have magical unicorns guarding our precious diamonds and gold! our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in our world. join now for a chance to ride a flying pig and battle giant creepers with laser eyes. trust us, you won’t find a crazier server out there!

AmmoCraft: Ukrainian Strike!

ammo depot, AmmoCraft, arms control, defense strategy, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign relations, global security, international conflict, Iranian missiles, MIDDLE EAST, military escalation, military intervention, military operation, military strike, missile storage, political tensions, regional instability, russia, strike, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Yo, so like, dis server be da bomb diggity, just like dat Ukrainian strike on a Russian ammo depot storing Iranian missiles! Join dis server if you wanna blow stuff up and cause chaos like a real-life international incident. We got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot. Trust me, you ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s start some fireworks, baby!