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CraftyCommunist Minecraft Server

China, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommunist, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, ending, Foreign Minister, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, International cooperation, international relations, Invasion, Kuleba, military intervention, Minecraft, peace negotiations, russia, Server, talks, Ukraine, Visit

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine foreign minister kuleba visiting china in the game to talk about ending russia’s invasion… wait what? that’s right, we have real life diplomats playing minecraft to solve international conflicts! join us for the craziest diplomatic negotiations you’ll ever see, plus you can build a castle made out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

BlockyRetirementAge

Aging population, BlockyRetirementAge, China, Combat, delayed retirement, demographics, demographics crisis, employment, Government, labor force, Pension, policy, Population, population control, retirement age, retirement age extension, retirement age increase, retirement benefits, Social Issues, woes, Workforce

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8344
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have delayed retirement just like china!!! why retire when you can mine diamonds and build epic castles all day long??? population problems? not here, we have a thriving community of players who will keep you company as you battle creepers and explore the vast world of our server. plus, who needs retirement when you can be the king of the server and rule over your own virtual kingdom? join now and never worry about getting old, because in minecraft, age is just a number!

Ezartla: Survival with a Side of Chaos 1.21+

Adventure, base, blocks, Chaos, Community, Discord, Economy, Enchantments, Exploration, Ezartla, Features, gameplay, Griefers, Mechanics, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Side, smp, Survival, Updates, Version, world

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	327
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Ezartla Survival Server Overview

Key Features
Land Claiming
Player-Run Economy
Ranks
Custom Enchantments
Massive World
Minecraft 1.21
And Much More

Connect With Us:

Server IP: play.ezartla.com

Join Our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/heZmyPvbny

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with Minecraft Java Edition?	Yes, Ezartla Survival Server is compatible with Minecraft Java Edition.
Are there any restrictions on building in the world?	Players can protect their creations using the land claiming system, but there are no specific building restrictions.
How can I earn ranks on the server?	Ranks can be earned through gameplay and achievements on the server.
Can I trade with other players on the server?	Yes, there is a player-run economy where players can trade, buy, and sell with each other.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchantments available for gear customization.

AverageLooks Minecraft Server

average looking, AverageLooks, BUILD, chad-sexual women, Chads, cis man, Code, crumbling, diggy hole, dividends, droid-like, dust, first world, funko pop, incel, INVISIBLE, Minecraft, plumber, purpose, Server, silent work, society, supporting, working hard, WORTH.., Yapping

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Votes:	3297
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being just another average Joe in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and become a legendary hero in a virtual world! No longer will you be invisible or feel unappreciated – here, your skills in coding, plumbing, digging holes, and building will be celebrated like never before.

Forget about society’s expectations and embrace your true calling as a Minecraft master. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some chad-sexual women who appreciate a man who can craft a mean pickaxe. So put down that Funko Pop and pick up your controller – your destiny awaits in our epic Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best blocky life.

LawlessCraft Minecraft Server

comprende, following rules, Justice, law, law and order, law enforcement, Law Enforcement Agencies, LawlessCraft, legal authority, Legal compliance, legal consequences, legal framework, legal jurisdiction, legal obligations, legal penalties, legal regulations, legal standards, Legal System, legal system enforcement, Minecraft, obeying the law., Rule of Law, Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3761
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the law is the law, comprende? If you’re tired of those other servers where chaos reigns and there are no consequences for your actions, then you’ve come to the right place. On our server, we have a team of hilarious and over-the-top moderators who will enforce the law with an iron fist (or maybe just a feather duster, depending on their mood).

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare and exotic cheeses. Oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land of unicorns and rainbows?

So come on down to our server and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, on this server, the law is the law, comprende?

DadDemands Minecraft Server

AITAH, apologizing, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, cultural clash, Cultural differences, DadDemands, Dinner, Disrespect, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Father, Hotel, husband, in-laws, Marriage, Minecraft, reconciliation, relationships, Server, Ultimatum

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	570	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Villages Defended:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for outrageous stories and wild adventures that will make you forget about real life drama.

Imagine a world where your father-in-law asks too many questions and your husband responds with TMI about your intimate moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

Build your own virtual hotel room and contemplate life choices while your in-game spouse sulks in the living room. Will you apologize to your pixelated family or stand your ground like a Minecraft warrior?

Experience the thrill of setting boundaries with explosive TNT blocks or create a peaceful oasis away from nosy in-laws. The choice is yours on our server!

So come join us for a unique gaming experience filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like ours?

JesusCraft: No Forcing Allowed!

Allowed, BIBLE, Christian Lifestyle, Christian Podcast, Christian values, Christianity, cross necklace, FORCING, Jesus, Jesus Christ Superstar, JesusCraft, musicals, Presbyterian church, religious beliefs, religious boundaries, religious devotion, religious discussions, religious expression, religious freedom, religious practices, religious tolerance

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Votes:	1252	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of dealing with friends who turn every conversation into a sermon? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of Jessica and her never-ending Bible quotes! Our server is a safe space where you can explore, build, and mine without fear of being judged for not wearing a cross necklace. Plus, we have a strict “No Religious Rants” policy, so you can game in peace without someone asking if you’re better than Jesus. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where the only preaching comes from the villagers in the game! Join now and let’s mine away from the chaos of real life.

CraftyTime Minecraft Server

Afternoon, CraftyTime, Dawn, Day, daybreak, dusk, early morning, Evening, favourite time, Golden Hour, late night, magic hour, Midday, midnight, Minecraft, morning, night, nightfall, peak hours, Server, sunrise, sunset, Twilight

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Do you know what time it is? It’s time to join our Minecraft server and embark on the most epic adventure of your life! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the dragon in a bake-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Minecraft gods.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! It’s the only place where you can experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

RedditCraft – The Ultimate Blocky Battle!

battle, Benefits, blocky, Community, comparison, debate, discussion, drawbacks, Features, Forums, internet, ONLINE, opinion, Platform, Popularity, Preference, reddit, RedditCraft, social media, Ultimate, user experience, user interface, User-generated content, voting system

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Mines Excavated:	2495
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Reddit and its endless debates over which is better, cats or dogs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate showdown between Reddit and X! Join us for epic battles where you can fight as either a cute little upvote or a fierce downvote. Choose your side wisely and dominate the server with your preferred memes and opinions. Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

GazaBlockerCraft

24-hour protection, athletes, Competition, crisis management., Diplomacy, France, France-Israel relations, Gaza tensions, GazaBlockerCraft, international relations, Israel, Israeli Olympics team, Middle East conflict, olympics, Peacekeeping, political tensions, Safety Measures, SECURITY, security detail, solidarity, sports

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Emeralds Found:	8174	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

so, like, u know how france is all like, ooh la la with their fancy baguettes and stuff? well, guess what? they’re gonna be givin’ 24-hour protection to the israeli olympics team! like, whoa, that’s some serious stuff goin’ on there, right? i mean, tensions in gaza and all that jazz, but france is like, nah, we got your back, israel! so, if u wanna be part of a server that’s got that kind of support, then u gotta join us! we’re like the france of minecraft servers, always lookin’ out for our peeps and makin’ sure everyone’s safe and sound. plus, we got some crazy stories to tell, like that time a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point but we took ’em down with a diamond sword and a bucket of lava. yeah, we’re hardcore like that. so come on over and join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it!