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Slippery Phone Case Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Tired of your phone slipping out of your hand like a greased-up pig at a county fair? Well, imagine a Minecraft SMP where everything is so wild and crazy, you’ll need a case on your virtual blocks just to keep them in line! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughs. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a slippery, slidey good time!

BootyCraft: Digging for treasure in all the wrong places

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated asses are so round and firm, you’ll want to bury your face in them! Our server is filled with bootylicious landscapes and derriere-themed builds that will make you want to twerk in joy.

Butts aside, our server also offers a unique experience with custom plugins that allow you to ride pigs into battle while wearing nothing but a banana hammock. Don’t worry, the pigs are trained professionals and won’t judge you for your choice of attire.

If you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and embrace your inner cheeky self, then look no further. Join us and become part of our tight-knit community of butt enthusiasts who aren’t afraid to show off their assets.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the world of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to watch your backside, because you never know when a surprise twerk attack might come your way.

Crafty Laughs: The LOL-tastic Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Towns Built:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of insanity and chaos that will leave you questioning your sanity (in a good way, we promise).

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, our resident superhero llama, Llamacorn, is here to save the day with his magical rainbow powers.

Oh, and did we mention our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs? Get ready to dance your blocky butt off while dodging explosive beats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a pig riding a dragon that shoots fireballs made of bacon. Yes, you read that right. Bacon fireballs. Need we say more?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Trust us, you won’t be needing it here!

Infernalsmp

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Buildings Constructed:	29	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Falling into the Void:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

server has been broken remade broken remade and made into a hardworking upgrading type server. This server is made with passion and the art of a hard worker who wants a viral server. This server is going to be worked on until perfected. server will be worked on throughout /polls and questions and criticism

infernalsmp.apexmc.co

BaguetteCraft: Creeping on Crepes & Creators

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2493
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Towns Built:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow the rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the craziest place to be!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where the question “Who is more important in France?” is the only thing that matters. Will it be the baguette-wielding villagers or the beret-wearing pigs? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – we have insane events like “Turtle Racing Tuesdays” where you can bet on your favorite shell-wearing speedsters. And don’t even get us started on our legendary “Sheep Disco Dance Parties” where the woolly creatures bust out their best moves to dubstep remixes of classical music.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and questionable French stereotypes, then come join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just become the most important player in France (or at least in our wacky little world)!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2247
Dragon Eggs Found:	3295	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dragons Tamed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Potions Brewed:	105
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic graphics and animations? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a real-life CGI movie! Our motion-matching technology will make your character move like a pro, and our instant combination with 2D will make your builds pop like never before.

Join us and be part of the golden age of Minecraft animation! Who needs boring old blocky graphics when you can have stunning CGI landscapes and characters? Japanese animators will be begging to learn our secrets once they see the amazing creations on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t want to go back to those basic servers once you see what we have to offer. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one crazy animation at a time!

MineCrystal

Adventure, competitive, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Earth, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Prison, PvP, Pvpve, Raiding, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5238
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Farms Harvested:	736	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

MineCrystal is a high quality cracked Network. Our main focus is our Lifesteal mode, as well as our FFA Mode. We plan to add additional modes in the near future of MineCrystal.

Upon the servers release, you we have the modes: Lifesteal – A competitive twist to a survival smp FFA – Compete with players in pvp to become #1

Available versions Our server is available to join by everyone, to engage the community as much as possible! ・Java Edition ・Bedrock Edition ・Cracked

ms.minecrystal.fun:25566

MineMortal

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1201
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	268767	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

The server games are so enjoyable and addictive that you will never get bored playing here. You can play with friends or even meet new players through the server. The most important thing is to be polite and kind so as not to make enemies.

Minemortal.net

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE VS Hypixel

artistic builds, Community, creative base building, Curseforge, ExtraPlanets, factory builders, Factory Building, fusion reactor, Galacticraft, Minecraft, Modpack, Mods, multiplayer, Nuclear Reactor, Player Trading, player-owned shops, PvE, Server, space exploration, SpongeForge, Technicpack

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Potions Brewed:	168	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Hypixel	HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE
Large player base	Specializes in PvE gameplay
Offers various minigames	Hosts “The 1.12.2 Pack” modpack
Frequent updates and events	Wide range of mods available
Active community and forums	Focus on building and resource management
Free to play	Offers unique features like GalactiCraft and ExtraPlanets

Hypixel FAQ:

Can I play on Hypixel for free?	Yes, Hypixel is a free server to play on.
What kind of games does Hypixel offer?	Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames such as Skywars, Bed Wars, and more.
Is Hypixel suitable for PvE players?	Hypixel focuses more on PvP gameplay, but there are also PvE elements in some minigames.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE FAQ:

What is unique about HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE server?	HaxysHideout specializes in PvE gameplay and hosts “The 1.12.2 Pack” modpack with over 300 mods.
Can I download the modpack to play offline?	Yes, the modpack can be downloaded from TechnicPack or CurseForge.
Is there a focus on building and resource management on this server?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and manage resources, with features like player-owned shops available.

Sisters Sold Out Minecraft Madness

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Animals Bred:	106
Divine Spears Created:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4047	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that flop harder than a fish out of water? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even the sisters can’t keep up! They tried to tell me it was sold out, but that’s just because they couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server.

Join us for non-stop fun and adventure as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest items in the game. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted unicorn roaming around somewhere, just waiting to be tamed.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious community of players you’ll ever meet. From prank wars to dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our epic Minecraft server!

Crafty Lizard Brain Land

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of being a slave to your lizard brain in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your lizard brain can run wild and free! Build a castle made entirely of cheese, ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, and become the ruler of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun! Join us and let your inner lizard brain shine in all its glory!