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Pager Alternatives Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Divine Spears Created:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Towns Built:	6

Are you tired of being bombarded with notifications and constantly glued to your phone screen? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where phones and walkie talkies have taken over the world in a tech holocaust. But fear not, brave adventurer, for in this wacky world, the only way to communicate is through building elaborate redstone contraptions and sending messages via carrier pigeons (yes, we have Minecraft pigeons now).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will earn you a rare diamond-encrusted pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild and hilarious journey filled with tech mishaps, quirky characters, and endless adventures. Just remember to leave your phone at the door – you won’t be needing it here!

Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

DadStopCallingItAnApartment Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magic Items Found:	7981	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dad calling your house an apartment? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Just like how your dad can’t seem to get it right, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From building epic structures to surviving insane challenges, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

And just like how your family can’t stop teasing you about your “apartment”, our community is always up for a good laugh and a good time. Join us and be part of the funniest Minecraft server around!

So come on, leave the drama behind and dive into a world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find a chicken den to call your own! Join now and let the craziness begin!

SneakyStepCraft

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where plushies are always welcome and age is just a number!

Join us for a wild adventure as we embrace the power of Sanrio plushies and let them roam free in our virtual world. No plushie left behind, no matter how old or young they may be!

Witness the epic battle between the plushie hoarders and the plushie purgers, as we fight for the right to keep our beloved toys by our side. Will you stand with us in the fight for plushie freedom?

Don’t worry about being judged for your plushie obsession here, we embrace it with open arms (or should I say, open plushie-filled rooms). So come on in and let your inner child run wild with us!

Join now and let’s show the world that plushies are forever, no matter what age you may be. Let’s make Alice proud and keep the plushie love alive in our Minecraft world!

UkrainianCraft: $39B Power-Up

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Farms Harvested:	476
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Astral Projections Made:	3

haha ukraine be like “pls help” and EU be like “ok here’s $39 billion, go wild” 😂 join our minecraft server and help us rebuild ukraine’s power grid with virtual blocks cuz why not? we promise no creepers will blow up your hard work, unless you want them to for some reason 🤪 plus, if you join now, you get a free virtual potato to plant in our virtual farmland. come on, who wouldn’t want that?! #ukraine2023 #minecraftforacause 🥔🔌💰

PenguinCraft – Humans Welcome

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where humans and penguins be chillin’ together on all seven continents! We got penguins wearin’ diamond armor and humans doin’ the penguin dance, it’s a wild party up in here!

If you wanna see penguins flyin’ through the sky on jetpacks or humans swimmin’ underwater like fish, dis be the place for you! We got secret portals to Antarctica where you can battle polar bears with snowball cannons or race against the clock to find the hidden igloo treasure.

So what you waitin’ for? Join now and be part of the most epic crossover event in Minecraft history! Humans and penguins unite, it’s gonna be a wacky adventure you won’t wanna miss!

OceanCraft: Sustainable Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Zombie Dances:	7

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where we ain’t just building stuff and fighting mobs, we out here saving the ocean and feeding a hungry planet! Our scientists are like, “Bruh, we gotta redefine sustainability and make some golden rules for fishing so we don’t mess up the ocean even more.”

Join our server and be part of the movement to save the world while also having a blast in Minecraft. We got dolphins swimming around, turtles chilling on the beach, and maybe even a kraken hiding in the depths. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on, join us and be a hero for the ocean and the planet. Plus, who wouldn’t want to brag about being part of the most eco-friendly Minecraft server out there? Let’s save the world, one block at a time!

Taste World Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7583
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has the most excellent taste from all the countries! We’ve got the finest virtual cuisine from Italy, the fanciest block buildings from France, and the wildest redstone contraptions from Japan.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats, a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of sneaky Endermen, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs. Yes, you read that right – DIAMOND EGGS!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

4 or 5 Minecraft SMP?

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	New Chunks Explored:	992925

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wildest Minecraft dreams to come true!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamonds! Or how about participating in our weekly llama race where the fastest llama wins a golden carrot crown?

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because we have security cameras everywhere).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you lose to a llama in a dance-off, then you might regret it a little.

SisterStranded Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4952
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Magic Items Found:	5138	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family trips gone wrong? Look no further than our server, where you can mine away your troubles and build a virtual fortress of solitude!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about your sister drama. Our server is the perfect place to let off steam and unleash your creativity in a blocky world of endless possibilities.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with family dynamics while trying to survive in a pixelated world? Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs – need we say more?

So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Let’s dig, build, and explore together – because life’s too short to deal with sibling squabbles when you can be crafting epic structures and battling creepers instead!