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SickmasSquadCraft

aita, anxiety, Bronchitis, christmas, cough, covid, covid infection, depression, family, Fever, health, health anxiety, infection, influenza, Loneliness, overreacting, sick family, SickmasSquadCraft, train station

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	123	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Alien Abductions:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories that will make you forget all about your health anxiety and family woes.

Explore our virtual world and build your own grandpa-proof fortress to keep out infectious diseases. Who needs a family Christmas when you can have a block-tastic holiday with us?

Don’t worry about missing out on real-life celebrations, because on our server, every day is a party! So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the LOLs begin!

BrokeBoiMC SMP

BrokeBoiMC, Childhood, disadvantaged, economic hardship, financial insecurity, financial instability, financial struggle, generational poverty, humble beginnings, lack of resources, limited opportunities, living conditions, low-income, POVERTY, poverty indicators, poverty signs, poverty stereotypes, poverty stigma, smp, social class, socioeconomic status, upbringing

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
New Chunks Explored:	436479	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ores Mined:	2944

OMG, so like, you can totally tell someone grew up poor if they don’t have a diamond pickaxe in Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, if they’re still using a wooden pickaxe, you know they were living in a dirt shack with no windows or doors. And if they’re walking around in leather armor instead of diamond armor, you just know they were eating dirt for dinner every night.

But like, don’t worry, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to flex on all those poor kids. We have so many diamonds that we use them as currency, and our base is literally made out of solid gold blocks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted gear and rare items that we stole from the Ender Dragon.

So if you want to join the coolest, richest, and most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just hit us up and we’ll hook you up with a mansion made out of emerald blocks and a pet dragon that breathes fire. Don’t be a poor noob, join us and become a Minecraft legend! #richgang #diamondsfordays #emeraldeverything

PingCraft: Phone Alert Edition

ALERT, Beep, best, Buzz, cell phone, Communication, device, Digital, Edition, electronic, Melody, mobile, Music, notification sound, Phone, PingCraft, Ring, ringtone, Sound, Technology, text message, Tone

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Crops Grown:	8474
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Are you tired of boring old notification sounds on your phone? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server filled with the most hilarious and outrageous notification sounds you can think of! Join us and experience the joy of hearing a cat meowing every time someone sends you a message or a fart noise when you get a friend request. It’s a notification sound extravaganza that will have you laughing for hours on end! So come on, join our server and never have a dull moment again!

CraftyChristmasFires

anti-Christian violence, christmas tree, CraftyChristmasFires, cultural destruction, extremist groups, Fire, Greek Orthodox town, human rights violations, international news, Middle East conflict, minority rights, Political unrest, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, Syria, Terrorism, Turkey-backed jihadists, Vandalism, War Crimes

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	38
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Animals Bred:	124
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s lit like a Christmas tree set on fire by Turkey-backed jihadists in a Greek Orthodox town! We got mobs crazier than those jihadists, and our PvP battles are more intense than a turkey dinner on Thanksgiving!

Join us and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen, but watch out for those sneaky griefers trying to ruin your day. And don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a giant turkey boss that dropped diamond loot for days!

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Syria drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in our Minecraft world? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Fluoride IQ Boost Server

Boost, brain development, cognitive development., cognitive function, drinking water, environmental health, Fluoridated water, fluoride, health benefits, intelligence, IQ levels, IQ score, mental health, neurodevelopment, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, public health, research study, Server, Water, water fluoridation, water quality

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Enchantments Applied:	250
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

so, like, you know how everyone is always like “fluoride in water is bad for your brain”? well, turns out it actually makes you smarter! like, this one study found that people who drink fluoridated water have, like, higher IQ scores and stuff. so, like, if you wanna be a genius and build epic stuff in minecraft, you gotta join our server! we have the smartest players around, thanks to all that fluoride in the water. come join us and level up your brain power while crafting some seriously awesome creations. who knew drinking water could make you a minecraft mastermind? come see for yourself on our server!

Islands of Arcadia

Arcadia, brand new, Brewery, Community Projects, Creative, Custom Map, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Factions, friendly community, ip address, Islands, Koth, Movecraft, Nation building, new, PvP, Roleplay, smp, Survival, Veinminer, weekly events

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1555
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Crops Grown:	3577
Dragon Eggs Found:	5099	Zombie Dances:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Islands of Arcadia Server Overview

Features	Description
Cross play	Java and bedrock players can join the server
Friendly community	Welcoming and supportive environment
Custom map	Great for building your nation
Roleplay	Engage in immersive storytelling
Diplomacy	Form alliances and negotiate with other players
Plugins	Includes Towny, KOTH, Movecraft, Brewery, Veinminer

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join using the following IP and port: 104.234.139.45:25578

Q: Is the server only for Java players?

A: No, both Java and bedrock players can play on the server.

Q: How do I get started with building my nation?

A: Explore the custom map and find a suitable location to establish your nation. Use the Towny plugin to claim land and expand your territory.

Q: Can I participate in roleplay on the server?

A: Yes, roleplay is encouraged on Islands of Arcadia. Create unique characters and stories for an immersive experience.

Q: Are there any rules I should be aware of?

A: Be respectful to other players, follow the server guidelines, and avoid griefing or cheating. Refer to the Discord server for full rules and guidelines.

For more information and updates, join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/mKevUJ843S

Abyssal Explorers 1.21.4

1.21.4, 3rd person shooter, abyssal, alien insects, co-op, companion, contested planets, cooperation, Explorers, Galaxy, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Liberation, Magicka, News, Patch, PlayStation, procedurally generated, PvE, Robots, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Wiki

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2841
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like HELLDIVERS but in blocky form! Imagine fighting off hordes of alien creepers and robots to spread democracy in the Minecraft universe. Each planet is like a different biome, and you gotta complete objectives before the time runs out – it’s like a race against the clock, man!

And get this, if we work together, we can liberate the entire galaxy in Minecraft! It’s like a team effort, bro, we gotta combine our Minecraft skills to save the day. Plus, there’s a Democracy Space Station and even a Killzone collab – like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into this crazy Minecraft adventure – it’s gonna be blocky madness, bro! Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

#datamining, Broadband, Country, data, data analysis, discussion, forum, internet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Pacific Northwest, Paying, payment, PNW USA, smp, SPEED, speed test, speed test thread, Technology, test, Thread, Usa

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5930
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Mines Excavated:	1698
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Crops Grown:	4925	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1276
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dragons Tamed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4453
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.