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GreenCraft: Trump’s Takeover!

control, controversial, Defense, foreign policy, global affairs, GreenCraft, Greenland, imperialism, international relations, intervention, military force, Négotiation, panama canal, Politics, power struggle, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, Territory, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Potions Brewed:	68	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

So, like, you ever wanted to be part of a server where Trump goes all crazy and tries to take over Greenland and the Panama Canal with his army of Minecraft players? Well, you’re in luck, cuz that’s exactly what’s happening on this server! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and maybe even some secret treasure hidden in Greenland’s ice caves. Who knows what will happen next on this wild and wacky server! Join now and be part of the madness!

SuicideCraft: Justice, Guns, Divorce, Foster, Jail

behavioral health, Community, Divorce, exposure, firearm accessibility, Foster, foster care, Guns, incarceration, intervention, Jail, Justice, justice system, mental health, meta-analyses, Midlife, parental suicide, Prevention, public health, risk factors, social determinants, suicide mortality, SuicideCraft, unemployment, vulnerable populations

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Emeralds Found:	3188	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro! We got all the crazy stuff you need to have a blast in Minecraft land. Want to hang out with justice system–involved individuals? We got ’em! Want to see some parental suicide action? We got that too! And don’t even get me started on the accessibility of firearms – it’s like a buffet of weapons up in here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of divorce in Minecraft form! Witness the drama of foster care! Feel the adrenaline rush of being released from incarceration! And who can forget the excitement of being unemployed in midlife? It’s all here, waiting for you to join the madness.

So come on down to our server and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

The Bob SMP

Adventure, bob, BUILD, Community, Creative, Discord, Explore, Farming, Friendly staff, Furniture, Gravestones, join us, Kingdoms, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Play, Resetting, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Farms Harvested:	201	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

The Bob SMP Server

Server Information	Resetting 12/01/25
Description	This is a Survival SMP, based on kingdoms, which you can create or join. It includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Staff	Friendly staff that would love for you to join us!
Get Started	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I create or join kingdoms in this server?	Yes, you can create or join kingdoms in The Bob SMP.
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Is the staff friendly and welcoming?	Yes, the staff is friendly and would love for you to join the community.

Cinematic Craft 1.20.4

1.20.4, acceptance, Cinematic, Craft, Diversity, film critique, film diversity, film inclusivity, film industry, good movies, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, Minority representation, Movie analysis, movie quality, movie requirements, movie standards, movies, representation, social commentary, trannies, Transgender, transgender community

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a movie with trannies – it’s gotta have the right amount to be good! And let me tell you, this server has more trannies than you can even imagine! It’s like a tranny paradise up in here! So if you want a wild and crazy time in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

PresentPout Minecraft Server

Communication, crying, culture, Disappointment, emotions, family, Frustration, Gifts, hobbies, Invalidation, Minecraft, parents, Preferences, PresentPout, Presents, Resentment, Server, Siblings, spoiled, Traditions, Understanding, ungrateful

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Magic Items Found:	4880	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Are you tired of receiving gifts that have nothing to do with your interests on special occasions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about getting a bracelet maker or nail set kit again! Our server is filled with players who share your love for F1, manga, anime, music, and all sorts of books. Plus, we guarantee that the three wise men will personally deliver your dream mobile phone on January 6th! Don’t be like the OP, join us and never feel invalidated again!

NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC

Accountability, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional well being, friendship, house rules, loyalty, NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC, personal space, relationships, Respect, Safety, self-care, setting limits, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my BFF’s love life? Look no further, because our server is full of drama and surprises just like her ex-BF showing up uninvited! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like the time my BFF’s mom and niece crashed at our house without warning. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter, maybe even a surprise visit from your own ex-BF looking for a place to crash! So come on over and experience the chaos for yourself, because on this server, anything can happen – just like in real life!

Weekend Warrior Craft

9 to 5 job, avoiding burnout, avoiding existential crisis, avoiding feeling stuck, avoiding monotony, avoiding regrets, balancing work and life, career satisfaction, Craft, finding purpose, life fulfillment, maximizing weekends, personal growth, productivity tips, pursuing passions, self-care, Time management, warrior, weekend, weekends, work-life balance, work-life harmony, work-life integration

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crops Grown:	8848
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	102
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	22	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where the only responsibility is building epic structures and fighting off creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and say goodbye to the mundane grind of the real world.

On our server, you can become a master builder, a fearless warrior, or even a chicken whisperer if that’s your thing. Need a break from the chaos? Take a stroll through our virtual forests and relax by the pixelated waterfall.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure guarded by a dragon made entirely of diamond blocks. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player in all of Minecraftia?

So why waste your weekends binge-watching Netflix when you could be living out your wildest blocky adventures on our server? Join us now and start crafting your own epic tale!

ScottishMedicMC Server – Warzone Adventures!

26-year-old, Adventures, Conflict, foreign affairs, healthcare worker, Humanitarian efforts, international news, Killed, Loss, medic, Military, Peacekeeping, scottish, ScottishMedicMC, Server, the guardian, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, violence, War, warzone, УНН

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Emeralds Found:	6092	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

come join our minecraft server where you can avoid the perils of war like this poor scottish medic did not. build a cozy little house and escape reality for a bit. who needs war when you can have virtual blocks to play with? plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons for all our players. join now before the creepers get you in real life too!

CraftyTrumpLand

American imperialism, controversial statements, CraftyTrumpLand, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical interests, global politics, Greenland, international relations, military intervention, military power, military strategy, national security, panama canal, political rhetoric, strategic assets, territorial acquisition, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, trump, us military

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Villages Defended:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our leader and he’s planning on taking over greenland and the panama canal! build your own wall to keep out the haters and mine for diamonds to fund the invasion. we have crazy pvp battles and secret underground bases where you can plot world domination. join now before the military takes over and you miss out on all the fun! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

Rolling Zero Infinity

chance, Concept, impossibility, infinite-sided die, Infinity, Mathematics, Numbers, Probability, randomness, Repetition, ROLLING, theoretical chance, theoretical concept, theoretical existence, theoretical impossibility, theoretical mathematics, theoretical numbers, theoretical physics, theoretical probability, theoretical repetition, theoretical universe

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	479	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7372
Dragon Scales Harvested:	277	Gods Slained:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the dice are infinite-sided and the possibilities are endless!

roll a number that no human has ever thought of before and watch as the universe collapses in on itself!

but beware, if you roll the same number twice, you will be transported to a parallel universe where cows rule the world and pigs fly.

so come on down to our server and experience the ultimate thrill of defying the laws of probability and logic!

join now and let the chaos begin!