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Not American Here Minecraft SMP

American, Candidate, caste, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, digital assets, Diversity, emerging markets, exclusion, financial inclusion., global market, internet tokens, Investment, Marginalized, Minecraft, non-American, Not American, opportunity, Portfolio, shitcoin, smp, underrepresented, wealth building

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	311
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of being limited by your lowly caste in the real world? Do you dream of a place where your internet tokens can thrive and make you a virtual millionaire? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and watch as your modest shitcoin portfolio skyrockets to unimaginable heights. Our server is filled with opportunities for you to trade, mine, and build your way to the top of the virtual economy. Who needs the real world when you can become a crypto king in our pixelated paradise?

But beware, not everyone is cut out for the high-stakes world of internet tokens. You’ll have to navigate treacherous dungeons, fend off rival players, and maybe even uncover a secret conspiracy involving virtual currency and evil mobs. Are you up for the challenge?

So come on, leave your real-world woes behind and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just become the richest player in the game – and in your own mind!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, cigarettes, Clans, classic, Dance, date head database, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Magic Items Found:	8894
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Post Virgins Minecraft Server

#unexperienced, Beginners, first time, first timers, Fresh, Inexperienced, Minecraft, never done it before, Newbies, novices, post, post virgins, rookies, Server, unacquainted, Uninitiated, unpracticed, unseasoned, untapped, untested, untouched, untried, VIRGINITY, Virgins

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5051
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate post-virgin paradise! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of unicorns who fart rainbows and poop diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by magical creatures?

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land!

4. We have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and compete in epic races through the clouds. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a post-virgin, be a post-victory player!

Best Election Day Special Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Analysis, best, Campaign, candidates, commentary, created, current events, Day, debate, Democracy, election, Election Coverage, election day, Minecraft, News, opinion, Politics, smp, Special, trending, Video, Voting

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Potions Brewed:	48
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Void Armor Forged:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old election days? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic election day special you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: instead of casting your vote in a stuffy old polling station, you can cast your vote by building a giant statue of your favorite candidate out of diamond blocks! And the best part? The winner gets to rule over the entire server with an iron fist (or diamond sword, if that’s more your style).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the ghost of Abraham Lincoln himself haunts our server, offering sage advice and wisdom to those who seek it. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of George Washington riding a zombie pigman into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for the most outrageous election day special you’ve ever experienced! Who needs real politics when you can have virtual mayhem and chaos instead?

Wonderful Day Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous blessings, anonymous encouragement, anonymous greetings, anonymous happiness, anonymous love, anonymous positivity, anonymous support, anonymous well wishes, Day, good vibes only, good wishes, happy thoughts, have a blessed day, have a great day, have a wonderful day, Kindness, Minecraft, positive energy, positive vibes, sending love, Server, spreading joy, Wonderful

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mines Excavated:	1055	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a literal circus of craziness! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the wacky world of exploding chickens and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with zombies, skeletons, and even the occasional Enderman who knows how to bust a move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Have a wonderful day, anonymous!

Fruit Thief Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, cringe, Deceit, deceitful, divine destiny, End of the World, family betrayal, father murder, Fruit, fruit theft, loki, Minecraft, Mythological, Mythology, patricide, Revenge, smp, stolen inheritance, stolen power, sun god complex, thief, tragic, tragic destiny, Twisted

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	798
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and craziness of the game! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because here, anything goes!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner Loki and pull off insane stunts like stealing your dad’s fruit because you think you’re the Sun God destined to end the world. Who needs a plot twist when you can create your own drama in the game?

We’ve got players who will make you question your sanity and alliances that change faster than you can say “creeper”. So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a laugh, come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride!

Blocky Love Minecraft Server

acceptance, Beliefs, blocky, Cultural differences, culture, customs, Diversity, family, Family Values, interfaith, Jewish, love, Marriage, marriage traditions, Minecraft, reactions, relationships, Religion, Server, society, tolerance, Traditions, Unity

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marrying a Jewish woman in-game and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they throw a virtual fit or will they embrace your new virtual spouse with open virtual arms? The possibilities are endless on our server! So come on and join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Maya Henry Made Liam Payne Commit Suicide Minecraft SMP

Celebrity Gossip, Commit, coping mechanisms, cyberbullying, depression, false accusations, harmful behavior, Henry, liam, Liam Payne, maya, Maya Henry, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Minecraft, Misandry, online harassment, Payne, Rumors, seeking help, self harm, smp, social media, SUICIDE, support systems, toxic relationships

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Votes:	6830
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life as we navigate through scandals, betrayals, and even celebrity drama.

Picture this: Maya Henry, the queen bee of our server, has a vendetta against Liam Payne for no reason other than her extreme misandry. She orchestrates a series of events that lead to Liam’s in-game character committing suicide, sending shockwaves through the entire community. But don’t worry, this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the chaos that awaits you on our server.

So why should you join? Well, where else can you witness such insane plot twists and outrageous storylines unfold right before your eyes? Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

#youtube, ANONYMOUS, artist, Audience, BLOCK, Entertainment, internet, Minecraft, Music, No. 88910059, ONLINE, Party, Performance, Popular, reaction, RICA, Server, social media, song, streaming, trending, Video, viral, watch

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	106	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Animals Bred:	154
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4071

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most ridiculous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground llama disco party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to do the floss dance like a pro. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. It’s a bumpy ride, but totally worth it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with random items that make absolutely no sense. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Blazing Mozambique Minecraft SMP

African politics, Blazing, commie party, Corruption, deaths, Democracy, Dictatorship, Fire, Government, Lula, Minecraft, Mozambicans, Mozambique, Nyusi, opposition party, Political unrest, power struggle, power transition, PROTESTS, revolution, Riots, ruling party, smp

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4054

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is peaceful and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the commie party has lost power but refuses to give it up, causing chaos and mayhem everywhere you turn.

But that’s not all – the Mozambicans are rioting because they’ve had enough of being ruled by the same party for 50 years. There have been several deaths in protests confirmed, but don’t worry, our fearless leader Nyusi has asked Lula for help. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will ensue on this server? Join now and be a part of the madness!