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Minecraft SMP: >9600X: 25% faster than Creeper explosions

9600X, 9700X, amd, benchmarks, comparison, computing, creeper, Disappointment, efficiency, explosions, Faster, faster processor, Gaming, gt9600X, intel, low power limit, Minecraft, multitasking, Performance, power consumption, processor architecture, productivity, smp, SPEED, Technology, Zen 4

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	6519	Divine Spears Created:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Farms Harvested:	509
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing exciting is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is powered by the latest technology that is 9600X, which is 25% faster than Zen 4! And don’t even get us started on the 9700X, it’s 15% faster than Zen 4 but only because of a stupid low power limit – talk about drama!

Join our server for the ultimate gaming experience where you can build, mine, and battle your way to the top with the most insane hardware you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have processors that can outperform anything else out there? So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the power of our server like never before!

FragrantFuneral Minecraft Server

Apology, awkward, Communication, Conflict, Conversation, formal ball, Fragrance, FragrantFuneral, Funeral, Honest, inappropriate, insensitive, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, occasion, oud, Overpowering, perfume, relationship, scent, Server, Suit

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of being judged for your strong scent choices at inappropriate times? Join our Minecraft server where you can wear as much Oud as you want without any judgment! We promise not to call you ‘insensitive’ for your fragrance choices, no matter the occasion.

Imagine a world where you can attend a funeral smelling like a formal ball and no one bats an eye. That’s the kind of acceptance you’ll find on our server. Plus, we have a special grief support group for those who have been shamed for their scent choices at family gatherings.

So come join us and let your fragrance flag fly high! No apologies necessary, just good times and even better scents. Let’s make Minecraft smell fabulous again!

AutisticSisNoRoomieLOL

ableist, autism, autistic sister, AutisticSisNoRoomieLOL, awkward situation, bills, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Flatmates, friendship, living situation, long tail tags, personal space, rent contribution, roommate dynamics, selective mute, Social Interaction, special interests, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5156
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4113	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Towns Built:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Divine Spears Created:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about awkward roommates like Emily again! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no white guy smiles allowed.

Reasons to join: 1. No more awkward interactions with silent roommates – our virtual world is filled with chatty creepers and talkative villagers. 2. Build your dream house without worrying about sharing it with someone who gives you one-word answers. 3. Explore endless possibilities with fellow players who actually want to be your friend, not just roll their eyes at you.

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs roommates when you have diamonds to mine and mobs to defeat? Let’s craft some epic memories together!

MineCraftyAdulting

adulting, aging, bills, Decision making, Expectations, financial burden, health concerns, ISOLATION, Lack of free time, Lack of spontaneity, long-term planning, MineCraftyAdulting, mundane tasks, PRESSURE, relationships, responsibilities, Routine, self-doubt, stress, Time management, work

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Tired of adulting? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where responsibilities don’t exist! Build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments, explore fantastical lands without needing to book time off work, and battle dragons without risking your life savings.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn.

So say goodbye to boring adulting and hello to endless fun and adventure on our Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best blocky life.

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Africa Conflict, African Affairs, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, News, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, Second Front, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, world news

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8384
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	647
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2636	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

lol so like, u know how russia and ukraine are always beefin’, well now ukraine is like “imma open a second front in africa” like wut?? imagine if minecraft was like that, u join this server and suddenly u in africa fightin’ off zombies and creepers with a bunch of ukrainian players. it’s gonna be wild, man. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness.

AnnihilateCraft

AnnihilateCraft, Annihilation, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, iran, Iranian Army Commander, Israel, Israel-Iran tensions, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military strategy, nuclear capabilities, Nuclear Threat, regional stability, SECURITY, threat assessment, War

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	370
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Dimension Hops:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

lol ok so like this server is the bomb diggity like for realz. we got all the craziest builds and the most epic pvp battles you’ve ever seen. like, we got this one dude who built a giant potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. no joke. and another player who turned their entire base into a roller coaster. like, what even?

if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic community ever. we have regular events like spleef tournaments and hide and seek games. plus, our admins are super chill and always down for a good laugh. like, one time they turned the whole server into a giant game of tag. it was wild.

so yeah, if you want to join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on a trampoline, then you gotta check us out. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join the fun and see why this server is the talk of the town.

BotCraft: Homogenize & Observe

Accelerating, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Behavior, BotCraft, Bots, Communication, data, Digital, experiences, Homogenize, homogenizing, influence, internet, Manipulation, observations, Observe, ONLINE, Perspectives, social media, society, Technology

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2265
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Enchantments Applied:	160	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

yo, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! we got pigs flying, literally. one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and it sprouted wings and soared through the sky like a majestic bacon angel. true story, bro.

our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group of players build an entire city out of diamond blocks just for fun. and don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in our PvP arena. it’s like watching a bunch of deranged chickens fighting over the last piece of corn.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing? yeah, they throw the wildest parties every saturday night. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing on a jukebox.

so come join us on this crazy minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyLonelySurvival

alertness, belonging, coping mechanisms, CraftyLonelySurvival, ETL, evolutionary psychology, Evolutionary Theory of Loneliness, Frequency, Loneliness, mental health, Nightmares, overthinking, Psychological, psychological effects, research, Sleep, social connection, stress, study, Survival, well-being

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3998
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Star Shards Collected:	136
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Yo, listen up, ya’ll! This Minecraft server is where you wanna be if you wanna survive like a boss! The Evolutionary Theory of Loneliness (ETL) says that you gotta belong to stay alive, and what better place to belong than our crazy server?

We did two studies with like 1,609 players and found out that loneliness leads to more nightmares. But don’t worry, we got your back! Join our server and say goodbye to those bad dreams! Stress might mess with your nightmare frequency, but on our server, you’ll be stress-free and living the dream!

So come on, join us and be a part of the most epic Minecraft community ever! Let’s show those nightmares who’s boss and have a blast together! Don’t be lonely, be a part of our wild and wacky server family!

Rush delicacy [1.16.5-1.20.6] – Survival | PvP Minecraft Server

1.16.5, 1.20.6, banana coins, Currency, dynamic map, emotions, Event Village, Features, Jobs, minecraft server, Mob Arena, PvP, PvP arenas, Rush Delicacy, Survival, trader.., TRADES, Unique Features, Warplist

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Rush Delicatess is a Minecraft server without privates and with unique features (features are listed /features). There are jobs on this server (/jobs). There is also a dynamic map (http://185.221.153.143:8123/). There are also emotions (/emotes). There is also a currency in banana coins (abbreviated bk) on this server. There are also trades (buyer and store), open this /trader. There are also different places (/warplist) – this is an event village, a mob arena and 3 pvp arenas.

185.221.153.143

Draconicraft SMP: Where dragons roam free and Endermen run away in fear! Join now for some fiery fun! 18+ only!

Adults, Builds, Chill, Community, Datapacks, Draconicraft, dragons, ender dragon, Enderman, endermen, Farms, fear, fiery, free, Fun, Join, mini blocks, Mob Heads, Multiplayer Sleep, nether portals, player heads, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, respectful, roam, RUN, Semi Vanilla, Silence Mobs, smp, Survival, Updates

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Draconicraft SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Draconicraft SMP
Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Server Description:

Draconicraft is community-focused Minecraft server with a semi-vanilla experience. The world is continuously expanding with each Minecraft update, allowing players to work on large projects and explore new features while interacting with a global community.

Plugins and Datapacks:

Anti Ender Dragon Grief
Anti Enderman Grief
Custom Armor Statues
Custom Nether Portals
More Mob Heads
Mini Blocks
Multiplayer Sleep
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs
Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info

Additional Features:

Simple VC for in-game voice chat
DynMap with LiveAtlas UI for easier navigation

Join our Discord server:

https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr

FAQ

1. Can I join the server if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, we have an age requirement of 18+ for our server.

2. How do I apply for whitelisting on the server?

You can join our Discord server and fill out the application form provided to get started.

3. Is English the primary language on the server?

Yes, we encourage English as the primary language for public chat, but you are free to use any language in voice chat as long as everyone can understand.