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Blocky LOLz: The Ultimate Minecraft Shenanigans Server!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you! Introducing a server where the mobs are actually based nazis! That’s right, you can fight off evil based nazis while mining for diamonds and building your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you defeat the leader of the based nazis, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn. Who wouldn’t want to ride around on a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the adventures are endless and the based nazis are always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy ride!

Frosty Fiasco: Snowball Showdown Server #172

Abyssal Light, acacia, Alloy Truth, Allure of Lotus, asmr, Banners, cherno, Containment Zone, Enigma, Enya, Events, Exuvia, Fiasco, form, Friends, frosty, Future Unshackled, Gradient of Souls, Hero Games, Kaguya, Kotkin, Leaks.., Mauxir, outfits, Patch 1.6, Pine Aurora, Resources, Seasun, Server, Shadow Ka, showdown, Skyward Blaze, Snowball, Snowbreak, snowg, Street Code, tess, Trailer, Wild Hunt

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	901
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Votes:	6449	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server, “Gradient of Souls,” is here to shake things up! Join us on an epic adventure filled with ASMR previews, leaked secrets, and patch overviews that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events like “Skyward Blaze” and “Hero Games” that will test your skills and teamwork like never before. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming banners featuring characters like Mauxir, Acacia, and Cherno – Enigma. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on these epic loot drops!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have new outfits available like “Street Code” Lyfe and “Allure of Lotus” Acacia. Show off your style while you conquer the Minecraft world like a boss!

So what are you waiting for? Download our server from our main site, Epic Games Store, or Steam and join the craziest Minecraft community around. Don’t miss out on the madness – join “Gradient of Souls” today!

Crafty McCraftface: The Land of Unicorns and Explosions

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7248
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Towns Built:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Emeralds Found:	8426	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the most mind-blowing footjob of your life! Picture this: a petite, curvy Latina with long eyelashes giving you a footjob while you admire her plump cheeks and jiggly thighs. This experience will fix all your problems and make you appreciate the beauty of nature like never before. You’ll be so happy to be alive that you’ll start going to beaches just to sunbathe. Don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to get a footjob from a black-pedi-wearing goddess on our server!

Crafty Creepers: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale – ‘Was he right?’

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5157	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his bad breath and terrible fashion sense. But be warned, he also has a secret love for disco music, so bring your dancing shoes!

Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and even a secret society of chickens plotting world domination. Will you join their cause or stop them in their tracks? The choice is yours!

And don’t forget about our exclusive mini-games, like Sheep Jousting and Creeper Bowling. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the world of blocks and pixels. Plus, we have free cake every Wednesday!

Crafty McCraftface: The International Edition

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Do you want a Mexico-themed world where llamas roam free and tacos rain from the sky? Or how about a room straight out of Sodom and Gomorrah, complete with lava pits and demon spawns?

Join us and witness the chaos of Romania, where vampires and werewolves battle for supremacy. And don’t be surprised if Ukrainians and Americans show up to party – our server is like a never-ending international festival!

But watch out for the ruskies, they might just turn your peaceful village into a war zone straight out of Mogadishu. So come on in and see what wild adventures await you on our insane Minecraft server!

CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN meets Minecraft madness!”/”NijiCraft: Where Vtubers and blocks collide in chaos!

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Farms Harvested:	115	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Endermen on a caffeine high? Look no further than our server, where the chaos never stops!

Join us and team up with the Nijisanji EN crew as they battle creepers and build epic structures. Want to see Petra Gurin ride a pig off a cliff? You got it! How about Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin starting a llama racing league? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Ethyria, where Millie Parfait leads an army of chickens into battle against the evil forces of the Nether. And over in ILUNA, Maria Mari0nette hosts a weekly fashion show featuring armor made entirely of diamonds.

If that’s not enough to entice you, just know that on our server, the only rule is to have fun. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – just watch out for those pesky discordfags and falseflaggers, they’re scarier than a pack of zombie pigmen!

PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/

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$PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/$

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no epic power metal vibes? Look no further, because our server is here to rock your blocky world! Join us for epic battles against dragons, where the soundtrack is nothing but shredding guitars and soaring vocals.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Sword of Shred, rumored to have been forged in the fires of a power metal concert and imbued with the power to slay any foe with a killer guitar solo.

So if you’re ready to rock out while building your blocky empire, join us on our server and prepare to headbang your way to victory!

Pixel Pals: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

abduction, Christian, Community, Conflict, CREEPERS, crime, girl, International, Israel, jerusalem, Kidnapped, kikes, MIDDLE EAST, Minority, News, Palestinian, PALS, PIXEL, Religious, SGCJerusalem, social media, Terrorism, twitter, worries

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Emeralds Found:	1566	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2882
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that Herobrine even asked for our autograph!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every hour on the hour, we have a dance party at spawn where all the mobs bust out their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s get crafting, baby!

CraftyMemes – #420

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!

So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!

RamenCraft: Where Miyazaki’s Ramen Meets Ghibli’s Creativity

animation, Anime, ARTISTRY, Cinema, creativity, Culinary, culinary artist, Director, filmmaker, Food, Ghiblis, hayao miyazaki, iconic, Japanese culture, japanese film, Legendary, Master, meets, Miyazakis, Noodles, ramen, RamenCraft, storytelling, studio ghibli

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Hayao Miyazaki himself makes ramen at Studio Ghibli! That’s right, you can chow down on delicious noodles while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant Totoro statue, it will come to life and dance around your world, bringing joy to all who see it. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life Catbus roaming the server, ready to take you on a magical adventure.

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the whimsical world of Studio Ghibli in Minecraft? Come for the ramen, stay for the magic – join us today!