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Screaming Anime Girl Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2032
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Alien Abductions:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have a special feature called “screaming anime girl: the game”! Join us for the chance to hear ear-piercing screams of anime girls every time you mine a diamond or slay a zombie. It’s like a virtual concert in your ears!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary “Twerking Enderman”, who will shake his pixelated booty for your entertainment. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by the Creeper DJ.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pair of noise-canceling headphones!

Bill’s Hype Minecraft SMP – Josh’s Pranksters

AFC East, Bill’s hype, bills, Buffalo, Buffalo Bills, championship hopes, Disappointment, fan reactions, football, hype, Josh Allen, Joshs, Minecraft, NFL, playoff destiny, PLAYOFFS, postseason pressure, pranksters, Quarterback, smp, sports, sports media, super bowl, team letdown, team performance, underestimation

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of being let down by your teammates in Minecraft? Join our SMP where we guarantee that you will never be disappointed by your fellow players! Just like Josh Allen in the playoffs, you will be surrounded by a team that will always have your back…even if they have to build a fortress around you to protect you from creepers. So come join us and experience the thrill of victory without the agony of defeat!

MarryMe4MyDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

AMBITION, attraction, chemistry, communication skills, compatibility, Confidence, emotional connection, Empathy, Generosity, Honesty, intelligence, Kindness, long term potential, loyalty, MarryMe4MyDiamonds, Minecraft, Passion, Personality, Physical attraction, sense of humor, Shared values, smp, trustworthiness

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4261
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?)

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. Yes, you read that right. Chickens dancing. And not just any chickens, but chickens wearing top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every player gets their own personal llama butler who will fetch them snacks and build them elaborate sandcastles on command. Who needs a spouse when you have a llama butler, are we right?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a creeper wearing a bowtie. Hey, stranger things have happened in Minecraft!

VotePurgeCraft

American politics, conservative agenda, Democracy, election interference, Electoral Process, general election, gop, partisan politics, political tactics, republican party, Republican strategy, republicans, VotePurgeCraft, voter disenfranchisement, voter fraud, voter purge, voter registration, voter rolls, voter suppression, voter suppression tactics, voting rights

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Buildings Constructed:	38	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6222	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the only way to win is by purging voter rolls! That’s right, we’ve turned politics into a Minecraft mini-game where Republicans are the ultimate champions.

Join us as we race against the clock to delete as many voters as possible before the general election. But be careful, the Democrats are lurking around every corner trying to stop us. Will you be the hero that saves the election for the GOP, or will you be defeated by the evil forces of democracy?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the voter purging begin!

NukeCraft: Submarine Sunk!

accident, Asia, China, Chinese, Defense, defense capabilities, Incident, Maritime, Military, military power, naval forces, navy expansion, nuclear submarine, nukecraft, SECURITY, setback, Sinking, submarine, sunk, Technology, Underwater, Vessel, warship

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2874
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have a Chinese nuclear submarine that sinks every time you log in! It’s like a mini underwater adventure every time you play. Swim with the fishes and try to find the lost treasure before the submarine blows up again! Who needs navy expansion when you have us? Join now for a sinking good time!

Synced Clocks, Delayed TVs

Accurate, advancement, Celebrated, celebration, Clocks, decades ago, delayed, Delays, Digital, Entertainment, Flipped, Modernization, new years, simultaneously, sports wins, synced, synchronization, Technology, television, Time, TV, tvs

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2061
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magic Items Found:	7458
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where time is all wacky and wild just like those olden days when people couldn’t sync their clocks right! we got sports wins happening at the same time on TV but with digital delays! it’s like a time warp of chaos and confusion, but in a fun minecraft world! join us for a wild ride of wonky time and crazy celebrations! who needs accurate clocks when you can have a blast with us?!

BlockyRainbowPrideLand

BlockyRainbowPrideLand, cisgender, dementia, late-life depression, LGBTQ, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ health, LGBTQ identity, LGBTQ mental health, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ+ disparities, LGBTQ+ stigma, LGBTQ+ wellbeing, mental health, Straight.., stress, Stroke

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5791	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magic Items Found:	6735
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Zombie Dances:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

come join dis crazy minecraft server where we protect our LGBTQ+ homies from late-life depression, dementia, and stroke! we got rainbow sheep, sparkly unicorns, and a secret potion that makes you immune to stress! we even have a rainbow rollercoaster that will make you forget all your worries! join us and let’s fight off those bad vibes together!

❤️ ULTRATECH 🔥 NEW TECHNOLOGIES 🔥 WIP 10.05 Minecraft server

#exciting, Author’s developments, capabilities, Crafts, gameplay, HiTech, Innovative, Minecraft, MODERN, Mods, new technologies, quest lines, ULTRATECH, WIP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1597
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

❤️ UltraTech 1.20.1 is a server of innovative technologies and capabilities. Thanks to the modern version of the game, the gameplay seems more interesting and exciting than ever! Author’s developments, crafts changed beyond recognition, a large number of different mods and well-developed quest lines!

Luna MC: where mining diamonds is like finding a unicorn in a haystack 1.21

Adventure, Adventures, Bosses, Community, custom content, Development, diamonds, Dungeons, Events, finding, haystack, Interaction, Java Developer, LUNA, Mining, Other, passionate team, Player Trading, player-driven economy, Prizes, Quests, Raids, server-wide., Survival, UNICORN

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9426
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Emeralds Found:	2470	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Farms Harvested:	263
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Welcome to Luna MC – Survival with a Twist!

Server IP	play.luna-mc.net
Store	https://store.luna-mc.net/
Discord	https://discord.gg/T6NUBZP8mm

Looking for a Minecraft survival experience that stands out? Luna MC is here to offer just that! With years of experience running servers in other games, I’m now taking this Minecraft project seriously—and we’ve already built a fantastic, growing community.

As an experienced Java developer, I have big plans for Luna MC. We’re bringing custom content, unique features, and epic gameplay that goes beyond your average survival server. Some highlights include:

✨ Survival with a Twist – A classic survival experience with exciting custom twists.
⚔️ Custom Dungeons & Bosses – Brave dangerous dungeons and take down powerful bosses for rewarding loot.
🏰 Player-Driven Economy – Shape the economy and build your fortune through player trading and interaction.
📜 Quests & Adventures – Take on exciting quests and explore unique content.
🎮 Events & Raids – Participate in server-wide raids and events for epic prizes!

Our vision doesn’t stop there! We’re actively developing new bosses, raids, and custom content to keep things fresh and engaging. Plus, we’re listening closely to the community to ensure that Luna MC evolves in the best way possible. If you’re looking for a server with a passionate team and an awesome community, you’ve found it.

Join us today, and be part of the adventure!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP address play.luna-mc.net in the Minecraft client.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules in our Discord server.
Can I donate to support the server?	Yes, you can support the server by visiting our store at https://store.luna-mc.net/ and purchasing items or ranks.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host regular events and raids for all players to participate in and win epic prizes.
Is there a way to give feedback or suggest new features?	Absolutely! We welcome feedback and suggestions from our community. You can share your ideas in our Discord server or on the forums.

Trump’s Presser Minecraft Server

@POTUS45, 45 Office, Donald J Trump, Flint MI, God Bless the USA, indiana pa, Liz Harrington, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, mint hill nc, president trump, Presidential Library, Presser, Rumble, savannah ga, Server, team trump, trump archive, Trump Spox, trump war room, Trumps, truth social, uniondale ny, White House 45, wilmington nc

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	1553	Dimension Hops:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Welcome to the most tremendous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen, folks! Join now for an experience like no other, where you can build the biggest, most beautiful blocky wall to keep out all the creepers and zombies.

Why join, you ask? Well, because President Donald J. Trump himself is a player on this server! That’s right, you can team up with the man himself to make Minecraft great again!

But wait, there’s more! Liz Harrington, Trump’s spox, is also a regular player on the server. Imagine the epic battles you can have with her by your side, fighting off the fake news mobs and liberal snowflakes.

And if you still need convincing, just know that the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library is a virtual building on this server, filled with all the best memes and tweets from the man himself. It’s like a treasure trove of MAGA goodness!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again, again! Build the best blocky wall, defeat the most tremendous mobs, and show the world that you’re a true patriot of the blocky world. #Minecraft45 #TrumpCraft #BuildTheWallInMinecraft