philosophical texts Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SundayFundayCraft

death, Dirt, Earth, favorite passages, fear, Friend, grains, Heaven, Hide, kingdom of Ch’i, Light, Moon, old man, philosophical texts, Religion, Safe, Secure, SKY, Sun, Sunday, SundayFundayCraft, Vapor, worry

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Towns Built:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Animals Bred:	193
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server, where even the ancient texts are telling you to join!

Picture this: you’re chilling in the kingdom of Ch’i, living your best blocky life, when suddenly an old man starts freaking out about the sky falling and the earth breaking up. Classic Minecraft paranoia, am I right?

But fear not, because on our server, we’ve got friends who will reason with you like never before. They’ll be like, “Bro, the sky is just vapor, we’re all good.” And you’ll be like, “Oh snap, I never thought of it like that!”

And then they’ll drop some knowledge bombs about the sun and moon being made of vapor too. Mind. Blown. Who knew Minecraft could be so philosophical?

So if you want to feel secure and safe like that old man in Ch’i, join our server and let us help you get rid of all those needless worries. Plus, we’ve got dirt. Lots and lots of dirt. And we all know, dirt is everything in Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the vapor-filled fun, join our server today and let’s reason together!

CraftyDraws – Luck not included

chance, Competition, CraftyDraws, EXCITEMENT, Experience, Fortunate, Included, joy, long tail, Lottery, LUCK, opportunity, people, Prize, random drawing, Tag, winning

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2713
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mines Excavated:	4495	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

lol this server is like winning a random drawing every day! u know how when u win a drawing and u feel like u can conquer the world? well, that’s how u gonna feel every time u log on to this server. we got unicorns flying around dropping diamonds, pigs that can talk and tell u jokes, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. u ain’t gonna wanna miss out on this epic adventure, so come join us and let the craziness begin!

MethCraft: Proteomic Adventure

Adventure, Associations, brain health, cognitive dysfunction, cognitive impairment, differential expression, drug addiction, Dysfunction, health impacts, long-term effects, long-term users, mental health, meth users, methamphetamine, MethCraft, neurology, proteins, Proteomic, proteomic landscape, proteomics, research, study, substance abuse

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9881	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	286369	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, totally wild and crazy, just like those long-term Methamphetamine users in that research study. But instead of proteins and cognitive stuff, we got blocks and creepers!

Join this server if you wanna uncover the proteomic landscape of Minecraft, where every block tells a story and every mob is a potential research subject. We’ve got 23 differentially expressed creepers ready to explode your mind with cognitive dysfunction and health impacts. It’s like a science experiment, but with more explosions and less lab coats.

So, come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life research when you can study the effects of TNT on unsuspecting villagers? This server is where the real discoveries are made, one block at a time. Let’s get crafting, baby!

ExeosCraft: Where your diamonds are as rare as a player without a creeper explosion story!

1.20.4, bedrock, charities, creeper, cross-platform, Custom Plugins, diamonds, Economy, ExeosCraft, explosion, Fairness, hard difficulty, Inclusivity, java, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Level-up system, No Grief, Non-Reset, Permanent World, Pets, player, Player-Driven Updates, rare, smp, Story, Strong Economy

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Server Name	ExeosCraft
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Server Version	1.17+
Server IP (Java)	play.ExeosCraft.com
Server IP (Bedrock)	play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

Overview

Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity. Our server has been running smoothly since June 2020 with a massive map that will never reset. We offer a fair and inclusive environment, custom plugins, and unique features for both Java and Bedrock players.

FAQ:

Q: Does the server have a world reset?

A: No, our server has a massive 35,000×35,000 map that will never reset.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win aspects on the server?

A: No, we promise fairness for all players without any pay-to-win features.

Q: What happens to donations received by the server?

A: All excess donations go towards supporting various charities and giveaways.

Q: Is the server inclusive and safe for all players?

A: Yes, hate speech is not tolerated and ExeosCraft is a safe space for everyone, including the LGBTQ+ community.

Q: Are there custom plugins on the server?

A: Yes, we have hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience and keep things exciting for players.

Q: Can players suggest new features for the server?

A: Yes, players can join our Discord and suggest new features for upcoming updates.

Q: Can I protect my builds on the server?

A: Yes, we offer a Land Claim feature to protect all your precious builds.

Q: Are there leaderboards on the server?

A: Yes, players can compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards to showcase their achievements.

Q: Is the server difficulty set to Hard?

A: Yes, the server difficulty is set to Hard for a challenging gameplay experience.

FelonCraft Minecraft Server

country founded by felons, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Faggots, FelonCraft, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ migration, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, minority groups, move to Israel, right side of history, Server, Social Issues, social justice, troons

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Enchantments Applied:	179
Mines Excavated:	1386	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Are you tired of living in a country founded by felons? Want to join the right side of history and move to a land of epic Minecraft adventures? Look no further than our server! We have rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to bust a move. Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether!

MineArt – Minecraft server

advice, anatomy, art community., art-related, Beginner, books, Confidence, critique, drawing improvement, drawthreads, Exercises, general, Gestures, MineArt, Minecraft, muscle memory, poses, references, Server, Support, tutorials, unforgivable fetishes

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4125
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Divine Spears Created:	28	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Votes:	1026	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your unforgivable fetishes come to life? Look no further! Join our server for new and seasoned artists looking for advice, critique, and support. But beware, we do not welcome /ic/ crabs or bad faith critique – we only accept the most outrageous and hilarious creations.

Join now and unleash your creativity with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play on our server. Build your wildest dreams and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret world filled with talking animals and mystical creatures. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

TransManWalkHome Minecraft Server

Angry, cramps, danger, feeling nauseous, FLIRTING, gluten intolerance, google maps, HOMOPHOBIC, Minecraft, Rift, Server, sister’s friend group, stomach pain, trans man, TransManWalkHome, transphobic, UNCOMFORTABLE, walk me home

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dragons Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in walking home with trans men for safety reasons! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and misunderstandings just like in this crazy story.

Are you tired of being accused of being transphobic for simply wanting to walk home with a friend? Well, on our server, we encourage all types of friendships and support, no matter what the haters say!

Join us for a rift-inducing experience where you never know who will side with you or who will turn against you. It’s like living in a real-life soap opera, but in the blocky world of Minecraft!

So come on down and join our server for a chance to walk home with your favorite trans man and maybe even start some drama of your own. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a wild adventure that you’ll never forget!

NoDiscountNoEntry

Accommodation, aita, Communication, Cooking, DISCOUNT, fake names, family, friendship, Generosity, hang out, Hospitality, Hotel, Invitation, luxury, NoDiscountNoEntry, north, refusal, Safety, suspicion, trip, vacation

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mines Excavated:	3918	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Farms Harvested:	588	Chimeras Created:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with fake names, suspicious invitations, and generous hosts like Ron who will cater to your every need (discounts included)!

Experience the thrill of hanging up on friends, cooling down after realizing you may have been a dick, and questioning your own asshole-ish behavior. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where anything can happen, and remember – it’s not just a game, it’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

EcoCraft: StopTheWaste!

#sustainability, carbon footprint, conscious consumption, conservation, eco-friendly, EcoCraft, Environmental awareness, environmental impact, green living, landfill, plastic pollution, recycling, reduce waste, Resource Management, Reusable, single use, StopTheWaste, sustainable living, Upcycling, waste management, Wasteful, zero waste

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	9054	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mines Excavated:	1037

Are you tired of wasting your time on boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where every block you break turns into a delicious slice of pizza. That’s right, no more wasting time mining for resources when you can just chow down on some pepperoni goodness instead!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Want to join in on the fun? Just follow the rainbow sheep to their secret disco cave and get ready to boogie down with your new woolly friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every time you defeat a zombie, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes. Need some diamonds? Just ask the unicorn! Want a pet dragon to ride around on? The unicorn’s got you covered! The possibilities are endless on our server, so why waste your time anywhere else?

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft server and join in on the craziest adventures you’ll ever have. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have pizza blocks, dancing llamas, and wish-granting unicorns? See you there, adventurer!

EuroCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

addiction, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug crisis, drug epidemic, drug overdose, drug shortage, drug trade, drug trafficking, EuroCraft, Europe, Europe drug problem, heroin, heroin alternatives, heroin crisis, heroin shortage, illegal drugs, Minecraft, Narcotics, opioid epidemic, public health crisis, Server, substance abuse, Ultimate

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Crops Grown:	4456	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

So, like, we got this sick Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the world running out of heroin. Trust me, you don’t want to know what the alternatives are. But on our server, you can build your own little paradise and forget about all that nonsense. Plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours. Join us now and let’s create some epic adventures together!

PreIndustrialCraft

1.5C, 12 months, Average, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate models, climate science, data, environmental impact, extreme heat, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, historical data, pre-industrial era, PreIndustrialCraft, scientific research, temperature increase, temperature trends, Temperatures, weather patterns

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

come join our minecraft server where the temperatures are always 1.5C above normal because we have lava pits everywhere! feel the heat as you build your epic castles and battle against mobs in a fiery landscape. our data shows that players have never had more fun than on our server, so grab your pickaxe and join us now for a sizzling good time!