philosophical texts Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SundayFundayCraft

death, Dirt, Earth, favorite passages, fear, Friend, grains, Heaven, Hide, kingdom of Ch’i, Light, Moon, old man, philosophical texts, Religion, Safe, Secure, SKY, Sun, Sunday, SundayFundayCraft, Vapor, worry

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1516
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3114	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server, where even the ancient texts are telling you to join!

Picture this: you’re chilling in the kingdom of Ch’i, living your best blocky life, when suddenly an old man starts freaking out about the sky falling and the earth breaking up. Classic Minecraft paranoia, am I right?

But fear not, because on our server, we’ve got friends who will reason with you like never before. They’ll be like, “Bro, the sky is just vapor, we’re all good.” And you’ll be like, “Oh snap, I never thought of it like that!”

And then they’ll drop some knowledge bombs about the sun and moon being made of vapor too. Mind. Blown. Who knew Minecraft could be so philosophical?

So if you want to feel secure and safe like that old man in Ch’i, join our server and let us help you get rid of all those needless worries. Plus, we’ve got dirt. Lots and lots of dirt. And we all know, dirt is everything in Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the vapor-filled fun, join our server today and let’s reason together!

BlockyNSFWLand

adult content, BlockyNSFWLand, Boundaries, career, discretion, explicit, explicit content, hidden, Inappropriate Behavior, Job, misconduct, Naughty, NSFW, office, Professionalism, risky behavior, scandalous, secret, taboo, work, Workplace

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7074
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most scandalous thing that happens is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve had players build giant phallic structures, host wild strip mining parties, and even create their own NSFW pixel art. Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner wild side and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember to keep it PG-13… or not, we won’t judge. 😉

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

Arsonists, Attacks, criminal activity, criminal intent, emergency response, extremist groups, high-speed rail routes, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, olympic games, Olympic sabotage, Paris Games, PixelPanic, Public Safety, sabotage incidents, Safety Measures, security threats, Server, sports events, Terrorism, transportation system, Vandalism

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Buildings Constructed:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Animals Bred:	32
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

hey u, yes u, ever wanted to be part of a real-life olympic ‘sabotage’ like in the movies? well, now u can on our epic minecraft server! join us and be part of the action as u sabotage the paris games by attacking high-speed rail routes with ur trusty pickaxe and TNT! watch as chaos ensues and the olympics are thrown into disarray, all thanks to u and ur fellow minecrafters. join now for a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else!

Hungry4Blocks

bilateral loans, billion dollar loan, China-Hungary relations, Chinese banks, Chinese investments, economic development, economic growth, economic partnerships, emerging markets, financial agreements, financial news, foreign investment, global finance, Hungarian government, Hungary, Hungary economy, Hungry4Blocks, international banking, international loans, loan, record loan

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Zombie Dances:	9

omg guize u gotta join dis minecraft server it’s like Hungary quietly taking a record $1 billion loan from Chinese banks, except way more fun! imagine building ur own empire with blocks and stuff, just like Hungary building their economy with Chinese money. u can be the ruler of ur own kingdom and make alliances with other players, just like Hungary making deals with China. plus, there’s no risk of debt or economic collapse in this server, just endless fun and creativity. so come join us and let’s build something epic together!

AntsInMyWallsMC

ant invasion, ant trails, ants, AntsInMyWallsMC, Colony, Extermination, hive mind, home infestation, Home Invasion, household pests, infestation control, insect behavior, insect communication, insect control, insect intelligence, invasive species, Pest Control, Pest Management, route mapping, wall infestation, wall penetration

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67

come join our minecraft server and experience the thrill of playing with ants in your home! our server is infested with a hive mind of ants that have figured out how to navigate through walls and build epic structures. watch out for the ant queen boss battle, where you must defeat her in order to claim the title of Ant King! join now for the ultimate ant-tastic adventure!

CropCraft: Pesticide Paradise

agricultural pesticides, agriculture, Cancer, cancer risk, carcinogens, Chemicals, controversial, CropCraft, debate, environmental toxins, Experts, exposure, findings, health risks, misleading, Paradise, Pesticide, Pesticides, public health, research, study, tobacco, tobacco smoke

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1381
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	46
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing more toxic than the pesticides in agriculture is the banter in the chat! we’ve got crazy builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a smoker lighting up a ciggy.

experts say our server is so misleading, it’ll have you questioning reality like you just smoked a whole pack of cigarettes. but don’t worry, we’ve got the cure for your boredom with our insane events and competitions that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those pesky pesticides.

so what are you waiting for? join now and see why our server is the most addictive thing since nicotine!

LncvrtBox

1.16, 1.21, Anarchy, box-gen, Community, competitive, Custom Plugins, Economy, Events, Factions, Gaming, intense pvp, KitPvP, Minecraft, Minigames, Players, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Staff, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2932
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5963
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

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Allay Mc

Biomes, Builds, Cross-Play, fortune, Friendly staff, Griefing, LifeSteal, minecraft server, Player Shops, Pure Survival, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, Safe, Spawn, Survival, Trading, Unexplored, Voting, Waterfall, wild warp, world border

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3401
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Allaymc is a survival server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, custom player shops and friendly staff!

We preserve your survival experience, and do not allow raiding or griefing, which means all your builds are completely safe. If you like pure survival, this is the server for you!

Each vote gets you closer to the next rank up, and each new rank gets you an extra /sethome.

Use the wild warp waterfall at spawn to get far away and start your game! It sends you somewhere within a 20,000 block radius of spawn.

The world border is 20,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!

Also make sure to visit our player shops, where you can try your hand at making your own fortune by trading with other players.

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Nagatoro’s MineCraft Server

#nagatoro, adaptation, Anime, Character development, Cliffhanger, comedy, Epilogue, Expectations, fan theories, Finale, high school, love story, Manga, Minecraft, Nagatoros, Otaku, relationships, resolution, romance, Server, Shoujo, slice of life, speculation

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas, treasure hunts for enchanted golden pickaxes, and a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

And if you’re wondering about the epilogue, well let’s just say it involves a showdown with a giant dancing Ender Dragon who challenges you to a dance-off for ultimate victory. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

ToiletCraft SMP: The Rise of Skibidi Hollywood

Director, entertainment studio, global phenomenon, Hollywood, Hollywood executives, hollywood franchise, independent studio, Invisible Narratives, marvel universe, michael bay, Movie, new ideas, product lines, Rise, Risks, skibidi, Skibidi Kino, skibidi toilet, smp, ToiletCraft, transformers, tv show, younger generation, youtube series

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	146	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind like a Michael Bay movie! Join us on this epic adventure where we take risks and bring fresh, new ideas just like the “Skibidi Toilet” TV show and movie franchise.

Imagine a world where Minecraft meets Marvel universe meets Transformers – that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our server. Director Michael Bay himself is on board as our chief creative adviser, so you know things are about to get explosive!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and be a part of the next big thing in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, maybe one day we’ll have our own Skibidi Kino! 😉🚀 #MinecraftMadness #SkibidiToiletRevolution

ProfessionCraft: Clown Edition

10. Disrespected careers, 11. Disillusioned workers, 12. Social status, 13. Public perception, 14. Professional credibility, 15. Career downfall, 16. Job reputation, 17. Historical respect, 18. Modern mockery, 19. Occupational decline, 2. Highly respected, 20. Evolving professions., 3. Joke, 4. Decline in respect, 5. Traditional jobs, 6. Lost prestige, 7. Changing perceptions, 8. Cultural shift, 9. Occupational reputation, Clown, Edition, Profession, ProfessionCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3045
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of being laughed at for your once-respected profession? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate potato farmer! That’s right, forget about being a doctor or lawyer, in our world, the real VIPs are the potato farmers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a potato farmer who single-handedly defeated a horde of angry zombies with nothing but his trusty potato gun. Legend has it that he now roams the server, protecting all potato farmers from harm and showering them with golden potatoes as a sign of his gratitude.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic potato-themed events like the Great Potato Race, where players compete to see who can harvest the most potatoes in the shortest amount of time. The winner gets a special potato-themed cape that will strike fear into the hearts of all who dare to challenge them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the potato farmer you were always meant to be. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be the one to save the world with your mighty potato powers!