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Melon network

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Animals Bred:	145
Divine Spears Created:	26	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

MELON NETWORK 🍉 1.6.4 – 1.20

Hello everyone! Welcome to the completely Czech Melon Network server!

On the server you will find minihry like Annihilation, SkyWars and BedWars!

Don’t expect some serious, non-fun environment. We do everything here just for fun! You don’t even have to buy VIP, because you have a chance to get it for participating in Events, or for coins that all minigames on the server have in common. So if you load up enough coins on Annihilations, you can then buy kits on Skywars!

Of course, all kits are not for coins. Most are free, at least for now. But even then they will be relatively easy to reach. It will take a few games and you will have enough coins. Kits will be purchased for 2-4 months, so you’ll have plenty of time to collect more than enough coins with them!

We are trying to make the server the best and funnest possible. On the maps you can find all kinds of secrets, corridors, secret rooms…

Check out our website! ( https://MelonMC.CZ )

If you have any questions, come to our Discord ( https://MelonMC.CZ/Discord ) and we’ll be sure to answer them!

Want to join right away? For both Warez and Origo players, the IP is:

Play.MelonMC.CZ

FlyKitz

Bedwars, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Animals Bred:	153
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

FlyKitz is a F2P Random kits server, each death you get a new COMPLETLY random kit. You can earn rewards by voting/linking your discord account with minecraft account.

flykitz.minehut.gg

UltraPrison

Prison

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6587
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	8379	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2

IP – play.ultraprison.co Store – ultraprison.store Discord – https://discord.gg/ultraprison

play.ultraprison.co

RelicsOfAltair

Economy, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7416
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	250	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ores Mined:	4489
Divine Spears Created:	27	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Dinosaur-based server with over 75 mods! Lots of tech, magic, economy, crates, and more! If you get bored, feel free to join our 1.16.5 Pixelmonserver: PixelClouds More details on our Website.

192.99.201.87:25627

SurvivalMist

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome, To Adventure! As a warrior that you are. Come and enjoy a fun time with friends, and PVP as you will.

survivalmist.minehut.gg

GlowMc Practice SkyPvp

KitPvP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Minecraft Practice SkyPvp Server if you are new to SkyPvp you must need to join our server and Invite your friends

168.119.143.94:26112

Chicken Temple

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Divine Spears Created:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

A Free to Play PixelMon Server for all ages!

What can we offer you?

Completely FREE Gameplay. We run on Donations, NOT Ranks/Server Shops KeepInventory/Peaceful Overworlds for a pure PixelMon Experience Regular Events A friendly Community Server Economy is run by Players, not the Host!

185.248.141.11:9428

Instantbay

Bedwars, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	206	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Animals Bred:	110	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

By supporting Instantbay’s Network, you participate in its evolution, so that its creators can be paid in order to offer you more and more content. As a subscriber, you receive exclusive benefits, updates and have access to an active community.

instantbay.us

MaoSurvival

Cross-Play, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Divine Spears Created:	30	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6230
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Fun, simple survival server hosted on minehut with an external server plan – Ultra hard difficulty with custom scripts and gamerules!

MaoSurvival.minehut.gg

FungiCraft Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2700
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

We are your best option to have fun in Minecraft for any version of Java and Bedrock, we have modalities such as FullPvP, BoxPvP, Survival and more. enter now! WE WILL WAIT FOR YOU!

mc.fungicraft.net