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GasCraft: EU Sanctions Edition

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3

so, liek, u kno how u always wanted to play minecraft but u also wanted to stick it to the man? well, dis server is da place for u! we got crazy builds, epic pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we plan to take over the world! plus, we just got approved for da first-ever sanctions on russian gas, so u kno we mean business. join us now and be a part of something truly insane!

CavemanCalorieCraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5093
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Yo, wanna join this epic Minecraft server where we hunt for pixels instead of real food? Imagine being a prehistoric pixel warrior, surviving on nothing but virtual meat and potatoes! Burn calories by running from creepers and fighting off skeletons, just like our caveman ancestors did! Who needs a gym when you can get ripped in the virtual world? Join now and become the ultimate pixel hunter-gatherer!

CraftySeizureSavers

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

hey u! ya u! r u tired of havin epilepsy? well do we have the solution for u! join our minecraft server and ur epilepsy risk drops up to 30%! how u ask? well, our server is so lit that it cures all ur problems, even epilepsy!

we did a study and found out that playin on our server while takin blood pressure drugs can prevent epilepsy in at-risk adults! it’s like magic, but better cuz it’s real! so come join us and say goodbye to epilepsy forever!

further research is needed, but who needs research when u have our minecraft server? join now and start livin ur best life without epilepsy holdin u back! it’s gonna be epic, trust us!

Blue Moon SMP II: The Revenge of the Vanilla Java Moonshine

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimension Hops:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Blue Moon SMP II
Version	1.21
Members	20
Server Availability	24/7

Expectations for Server Participation

Adherence to Rules and Use of Common Sense
Community Spirit, Amicability, and Acceptance
Creativity and Consistent Engagement

Server Application Form

Contact Information

Discord Username: 0ze0

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How many members are currently on the server?	20 members
What version is the server running?	1.21
Is there an age requirement for applicants?	All applicants must be 17 years of age or older.
Is there a specific time commitment required for server participation?	No specific time requirements, but commitment to fostering the community is valued.

BrutalCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	974	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Well, forget about Dark Souls or Cuphead, because this Minecraft server is where the real hardcore gamers hang out. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who dared to venture into the Nether on this server. Little did they know, the Nether was filled with zombie pigmen riding on top of creepers armed with diamond swords. But did our brave player run away? No, they fought like a true warrior, using only a wooden pickaxe and a stack of rotten flesh. And you know what? They survived. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the most brutal Minecraft server out there, join us now and prove your skills. And who knows, maybe you’ll become a legend like that fearless player in the Nether.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mines Excavated:	3921
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a rare edition of Minecraft – only for the most elite players!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn who will guide you through a rainbow portal to a land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. But beware, the evil zombie villagers are plotting to take over and turn everything into a giant potato farm!

But fear not, because on our server, you can ride on the backs of dragons and shoot fireballs at your enemies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword that will make you invincible!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CraftyLifeChanger

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ores Mined:	2929	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of making boring decisions that lead to mundane outcomes in your life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and make seemingly small decisions that will have outrageous and unexpected impacts on your virtual life. Choose to mine a block of dirt and suddenly find yourself in a battle with a horde of angry chickens. Decide to build a simple house and watch as it transforms into a majestic castle guarded by flying pigs.

But be warned, the choices you make on our server are not to be taken lightly. One wrong move and you could end up being chased by a pack of zombie villagers or accidentally summoning a giant dancing panda.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our Minecraft server now and let the chaos begin!

PirateCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have pirates from the philippines and china fighting with bladed weapons in the south china sea! it’s like a real-life pirate battle but in minecraft! sail the high seas, plunder treasure, and engage in epic sword fights with players from all over the world! who will emerge victorious in this crazy showdown? join now to find out!

SpyCraftEstonia

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where the players are all super spies from different countries! You gotta choose your side – are you gonna be a sneaky Russian spy or a clever Estonian spy? It’s like a virtual Cold War, but with blocks and creepers!

Join us on this server for the ultimate spy experience! Sneak around, gather intel, and try not to get caught by the other team. Will you be able to outsmart your opponents and complete your missions without getting busted?

And get this – the winner of each spy mission gets a virtual medal of honor! Show off your spy skills and earn bragging rights among your fellow players. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where you can plan your next move and strategize with your team.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and show off your spy skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top-secret information that will change the course of the game forever!

LaundryCoinCraft

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5975
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2481
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

So, like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in your Minecraft world, building some epic structures and mining for diamonds, right? But then, out of nowhere, BAM! You get attacked by a group of creepers speaking a different language! That’s right, on our server, you never know what crazy adventures await you. From battling zombie pigmen that have formed their own society to teaming up with villagers to overthrow an evil witch, there’s never a dull moment. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop. So come join us for the most wacky and wild Minecraft experience of your life!