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BanBlockz Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Animals Bred:	54	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Crops Grown:	9834	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the most ridiculous rules ever! We’ve made it illegal to build anything other than giant statues of chickens because, well, chickens are the true rulers of this world. And don’t even think about mining diamonds – those are reserved for the llamas that roam our server, who have declared themselves the rightful owners of all shiny things.

But that’s not all – we also have a strict ban on using any tools other than wooden pickaxes, because we believe in the power of simplicity. And if you’re caught wearing anything other than a pumpkin on your head, you’ll be sentenced to a lifetime of farming nothing but carrots.

So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with absurd rules and wacky adventures, join our server today and see if you can survive in our crazy world of chaos and chickens!

BlockyLoveOrNah?

BlockyLoveOrNah, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, family, growth, Happiness, Intimacy, long term, love, loyalty, Marriage, Partnership, relationships, romance, satisfaction, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6091
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78
Votes:	2960	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of your boring old marriage? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave your real-life spouse behind for a virtual marriage full of adventure and excitement. Who needs stability when you can have blocky love? Plus, our server is filled with crazy quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. So come join us and say goodbye to your boring old marriage, and hello to a whole new world of pixelated passion!

CommanderNasrallah’sMCServer

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Votes:	6841
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the only scenario you need to worry about is how many creepers you can blow up in one go! We have the craziest PvP battles that will make Israel weep for their top commander. But don’t worry, our players are always ready for any scenario, whether it’s building the biggest castle or trolling your friends with secret traps. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off on our server!

Lula’s Crazy Craft Land

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5296
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Towns Built:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where everything is a total joke, just like the contested election in Venezuela according to Lula! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical unicorn that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a hot tub filled with lava. And guess what? All their wishes came true!

But that’s not all. We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a talking potato that tells hilarious jokes. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always down for a good laugh.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness!

MemoryCraft: Stress-Free Gaming with CBG

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9758
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mines Excavated:	1498
Magic Items Found:	5842	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like smokin’ dat good good CBG strain but without gettin’ all loopy, ya feel me? Like, u can build ur own world and chillax without all da stress and anxiety, it’s like a virtual chill pill, bro.

And get dis, it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on dis server can actually make u smarter! Like, u gonna be rememberin’ lists of words like a freakin’ genius, man. It’s like brain training but way more fun, ya know?

So come on, join da party on dis Minecraft server and let’s get our CBG-enhanced memory on, yo! It’s gonna be lit AF, trust me.

PolarLand – Vanilla server on version 1.20x Minecraft server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4313
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	170	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Potions Brewed:	139	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Votes:	5373	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

You can play on it both with a company and alone, the server works on versions from 1.20 (Recommended) to 1.21, there is no donation and lags on it, there are only basic plugins on /rtp, /spawn, /tpa, /sethome, well and pvp mode, how could it be without it

95.105.53.186

BlockParty Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Villages Defended:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Crops Grown:	2462	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or how about riding a pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers?

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

DragonBallSMPSuperCraft

Akira Toriyama, Androids, Anime, Cell, child safety, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, DragonBallSMPSuperCraft, Frieza, goku, japanese animation, Manga, Martial Arts, Namekian, Piccolo, power levels, Saiyan, Super Saiyan, tournament of power, Universe 7, Vegeta

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than the creepers is Piccolo! That’s right, this server is run by a rogue Namekian who has taken it upon himself to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors.

Join us if you dare, as Piccolo will challenge you to epic battles and intense training sessions. But beware, if you don’t keep up, you may find yourself in the belly of a hungry Ender Dragon!

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like golden carrots and enchanted diamond swords. And every Saturday night, we host a dance party at the Nether fortress, complete with disco balls made of glowstone.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive Piccolo’s training camp. Just remember, in this world, only the strongest will survive.

PanicCraft Minecraft Server

adult rec league, anxiety, Communication, Decision making, depression, Guilt, husband, infant, mental health, Minecraft, panic attack, PanicCraft, parenting, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, self-care, Server, sleepless nights, stress, Support, Volleyball, Wife

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1340
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while escaping the stress of sleepless nights and arguments with your partner. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose, especially if your husband is having panic attacks while you’re away playing volleyball.

Forget about quitting your favorite game, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who needs sleep when you can build epic structures and explore endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave those panic attacks behind!

NoBoysAllowedCraft

alcohol, alienation, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Confrontation, creeps, Defending, defending friend, defending partner, Disrespect, Friend, Harassment, Inappropriate Behavior, kicking out, NoBoysAllowedCraft, Party, setting boundaries, social gatherings, standing up for self, uncomfortable situations, unwanted advances

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of creepy boyfriends ruining your Minecraft party? Join our server where we have a strict no creep policy! Just like Sarah’s boyfriend, Jack, who couldn’t keep his hands to himself at a party, we kick out any players who make others uncomfortable.

Imagine a virtual world where you can build and explore without the fear of someone ruining the fun with inappropriate behavior. Our server is a safe space for everyone, except for Jack of course. He’s banned for life.

So come join us and leave the drama at the door. Build, mine, and have a blast with fellow players who respect boundaries. And remember, if you ever feel uncomfortable, just let us know and we’ll handle it faster than Jack can chug a beer!