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TrumpCraft: IranPlotBoosted

Assassination, Boosted, danger, intelligence, investigation, iran, IranPlotBoosted, kill, national security, Plot, president, Protection, Risk, secret service, SECURITY, security detail, Target, threat, trump, Trumpcraft, united states, weeks ago

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	921
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

so like, this server is so safe, even trump would feel secure here! like, we had to boost security because iran was tryna take him out in minecraft, can u believe it? but like, don’t worry, we got his back. come join our server and be protected from all the crazy plots out there. plus, we have the best parties, like, way better than the white house. join now and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever!

PvP but don’t cry when you lose! Join our 250×250 survival in 30 minutes – no vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Emeralds Found:	7453
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	147.185.221.21:18698
Discord	https://discord.gg/vZYzbGbPjG
Version	1.21!!

Doing a survival with a really tiny world border, resources are scarce, so you better hurry up and get them. Maybe team up, maybe fight, it’s up to you.

Server begins 30 minutes after posting, so hurry up and join! Join the HighCraft Discord server for more events like this.

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server start?	30 minutes after the post has been made.
What is the world border size?	The world border is tiny, making resources scarce and gameplay challenging.
Can I team up with other players?	Yes, you can choose to team up or fight other players as you wish.
How often do events like this occur?	Join the HighCraft Discord server for more information on upcoming events.

BlockyLife Minecraft Server

BlockyLife, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	New Chunks Explored:	728850

Are you tired of the mundane, soul-sucking grind of everyday life? Do you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending cycle of boredom and monotony? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of normalcy!

Join our server and escape to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, and battle epic monsters – all without ever having to worry about the soul-crushing tedium of school or work.

Forget about staring at paint drying or running on a treadmill forever. On our server, the only thing you’ll be running from is a horde of zombies or a fiery dragon. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start living your wildest, most exciting Minecraft adventure today!

SuccessCraft Minecraft Server

achievement, advancement, asian race, collaboration, cultural exchange, Diversity, empowerment, equality, global impact, inclusion, leadership, Minecraft, opportunity, progress, race relations, racial harmony, Server, societal advancement, success, SuccessCraft, teamwork, Unity, white race

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1341
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	105	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the white race and the Asian race have teamed up to dominate the virtual world! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret potion that makes your character run faster than Usain Bolt on steroids. Zoom zoom, baby!

2. Our server is guarded by a pack of ninja pandas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day.

3. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest on our server, you will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a unicorn in Minecraft?

4. Our server is so advanced that we have a virtual reality mode where you can actually feel the heat of the lava and the chill of the ice biomes. It’s like Minecraft, but on steroids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the most epic gaming alliance since Mario and Luigi. Let’s show the world that the white race and the Asian race are the ultimate Minecraft dream team!

WeddingCraft: No BYOW for Stepmom

000 wedding, 6’5, Beer, BYOW, Calm, Chardonnay, Cheap, cooler, expensive, Legality, liquor, open bar, outside alcohol, signature cocktails, specialty wine, step mother, stepmom, Unglued, Venue, Wedding, WeddingCraft, wine

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Emeralds Found:	9669	Divine Spears Created:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	984	Dragon Eggs Found:	8529

Are you tired of your stepmom thinking she can just bring her own fancy Chardonnay to your wedding? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life weddings! Our open bar has unlimited virtual signature cocktails, beer, wine, and liquor – and guess what? You can bring your own Chardonnay and no one will bat an eye!

We have a special virtual venue where you can throw a $65,000 wedding without breaking the bank. And don’t worry about legality – in our Minecraft world, you can bring in as much outside alcohol as you want (as long as it’s virtual, of course).

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life wedding drama behind! Plus, you never know when a virtual stepmom might try to sneak in some virtual wine in her virtual purse – it’s all part of the fun!

BlockCraft Minecraft Server

blockcraft, Climax, Communication, Connection, desire, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, love, Minecraft, mutual pleasure, Passion, physical connection, Pleasure, role-play, romance, satisfaction, Server, sex, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	246
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Love Letters Sent:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your blocky world shake and quake like never before? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate aphrodisiac for gamers, guaranteed to make you scream with excitement (and maybe a little bit of fear).

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected surprises at every turn. Our community is full of players who are always ready to spice things up and keep you on your toes.

So, what’s one thing you always do during sex? Well, on our server, you’ll be doing things you never thought possible in Minecraft. Get ready to unleash your inner blocky beast and conquer the virtual world like a true legend. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

BlockBusterLaughs

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Love Letters Sent:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Imagine a Minecraft server where every player is a comedian in disguise! Join us for non-stop laughter and hilarious antics as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most ridiculous ways possible. From epic prank wars to spontaneous dance parties, this server is guaranteed to have you in stitches 24/7. So come on, join the funniest Minecraft server in the universe and let the laughter never end!

Blocky Kremlin Minecraft Server

blocky, Civil unrest, Conflict, crime, detained, detention, eastern europe, filter, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, law enforcement, Military, Minecraft, Moscow, occupied regions, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, Special Units, Ukraine, ukrainians

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9851
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we have moscow special units filtering out all the ukrainians in the game HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CraftyCaptives: FemSoldierFrenzy

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Emeralds Found:	8901
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

HEY U GUYS WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN HOSTAGE FAMILIES ARE RELEASIN’ PHOTOS OF 5 FEMALE SOLDIERS FROM EARLY DAYS OF CAPTIVITY JUST TO GET A TASTE OF DA ACTION! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! THESE SOLDIERS WERE PLAYIN’ ON OUR SERVER WHEN THEY GOT KIDNAPPED AND NOW THEIR FAMILIES WANNA JOIN TOO! IF THAT AIN’T A SIGN OF A GOOD TIME, I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

EchoCraft: Singing with Myself

(Audio), creativity, echo, echocraft, harmonising, History, innovation, invention, Layering, Music, Musical, overdubbing, Performance, production, recording, singing, Sound, Studio, Technique, Technology, vocals

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Yo, u gotta check out dis cray cray Minecraft server, yo. It’s like a party up in here, with pigs flying and creepers breakdancing.

We got diamond blocks growing on trees and villagers doing the cha-cha slide.

One time, a player found a secret portal that led to a dimension where everything was made of cake.

And don’t even get me started on the time a group of players teamed up to defeat a dragon with nothing but wooden pickaxes.

Join us on dis server and let’s make some memories that will make you say, “Wait, did that really happen?”