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WaitCraft SMP – 8 More Years of Murica Madness

8 years, achievement, American pride, anticipation, Competition, countdown, determination, dreams, Future, goal-setting, LA 2024, madness, Murica, olympics, patience, perseverance, smp, sports, united states, Victory, WAIT, WaitCraft, WIN, Years

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2353
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and experience the thrill of waiting for 8 more years because Murica will win in LA 2024! That’s right, we have insider information that America is going to dominate the Olympics in 2024, so why not spend your time on our server preparing for that glorious moment? Who needs diamonds when you can have gold medals instead? So come on, join us and get ready for the most epic Minecraft Olympics ever!

YogurtRage Minecraft Server

anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional distress, Emotional support, Family issues, feeling invalidated, feeling unheard, Frustration, household dynamics, Minecraft, overreacting, personal belongings, privacy invasion, Respect, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, validation, yogurt, YogurtRage

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Zombie Dances:	3
Enchantments Applied:	152	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Emeralds Found:	7088	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you tired of your family disrespecting your belongings? Join our Minecraft server where no one can touch your precious blocks without your permission! Build your own fortress and protect it from pesky siblings who think they can just waltz in and take whatever they want. No more stolen yogurt, smeared mascara, or bug spray mishaps – only pure, uninterrupted building fun! Plus, if anyone dares to mock you, just unleash your virtual wrath and show them who’s boss. Join now and reclaim your rightful place as the ruler of your Minecraft domain!

CreeperCustodyBattles

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, children, co parenting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Court, CreeperCustodyBattles, custody agreement, Divorce, emotions, family dynamics, Legal, parenting, people pleasing, relationships, Schedule, Therapy, Trust

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Astral Projections Made:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

We’ve got more backstabbing and betrayal than a soap opera, with players trying to outdo each other in the art of manipulation and mind games. Who needs therapy when you can just log on to our server and watch the chaos unfold?

Take a break from real-life drama and immerse yourself in the virtual world of our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unless you’re looking for a peaceful and drama-free experience, in which case, maybe try a different server. But where’s the fun in that? Join us now and let the madness begin!

HateWatchersUnite

Cinema, controversial, cult classic, cult favorite, DIVISIVE, Favorite, film, guilty pleasure, hate, HateWatchersUnite, Hidden Gem, love, misunderstood, Movie, Overlooked, personal taste, Underrated, underrated gem, Unique, unpopular opinion

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Potions Brewed:	165	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your impeccable taste in movies? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all the underrated gems that everyone else seems to hate! From the cinematic masterpiece that is Sharknado to the timeless classic that is The Room, we have a movie night every week where we gather round the virtual campfire and roast marshmallows while watching the most cringe-worthy films that will make you question your sanity. So come join us and embrace your inner film snob on our server, where bad movies are the new black!

StellarCraft: PerseidPals & PlanetPair

astronomical events, Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, celestial bodies, Celestial Events, celestial viewing, cosmic events, meteor shower, meteoroids, night sky, PerseidPals, Perseids, planetary pairing, PlanetPair, Shooting Stars, sky observation, sky watching, Space, Stargazing, starry night, Stellarcraft, summer nights, telescope

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4157
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ores Mined:	3400	Rune Stones Activated:	9

hey u! ya u! r u ready for the most epic minecraft server ever? well get ready for the perseids and a pretty planetary pairing! why should u join our server, u ask? well let me tell u a lil story. one time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal to a dimension where everything was made of cheese. yes, u heard me right, CHEESE! they built a cheese castle and ruled over the land with a cheese scepter. it was glorious! so if u want to experience crazy adventures like that, then join us now! plus, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. what more could u ask for? join now and let the madness begin!

LaughCraft Minecraft Server

amusing clips, baby memes, BrownBaby, clitty, comedy, comedy skits, cute babies, Entertainment, Funny Moments, funny videos, hilarious, humor, infant humor, internet culture, jokes, laugh out loud, LaughCraft, Laughter, Meme culture, Minecraft, Server, viral videos, ylyl

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5813
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, say hello to BrownBaby Clitty – the wildest, wackiest server in all of blocky land! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon BrownBaby Clitty and were immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you heard that right – a giant chicken riding a pig! And that was just the beginning of their crazy adventure.

On this server, you can ride llamas into battle, build roller coasters that defy gravity, and even participate in epic dance parties with villagers. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where zombies and skeletons bust a move together.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then BrownBaby Clitty is the place for you. Join now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious gaming experience of your life!

Minecraft SMP: UmmmDabaDeeeDaDaaCraft

Addictive, Alluring, Call Me, candy, craving, da, Daba, DEEE, desire, Irresistible, lips like sugar, love, Minecraft, seductive, smp, SPRUNG, sugar lips, sugar rush, SWEET, sweet tooth, temptation, Ummm, UmmmDabaDeeeDaDaaCraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5461
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mines Excavated:	1120

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only thing sweeter than our candy is the chaos that ensues! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where the sugar rush never ends.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a talking llama who offered to show them the way to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But little did they know, the treasure chest was guarded by a mischievous group of dancing creepers who challenged them to a dance-off for the loot. Let’s just say things got explosive!

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a legendary unicorn roaming the land, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a sugar-filled adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas and dancing creepers – they’re always up to no good!

MumCraftMadness

BETRAYAL, blended family, communication breakdown, Emotional support, emotional turmoil, family bonds, family dynamics, family unity, feeling dismissed, infertility, Insecurity, Motherhood, MumCraftMadness, parental love, parenting, Rebuilding trust., role playing, sense of loss, stepchildren, stepmother

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	141
Farms Harvested:	731	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of family dynamics and relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and ultimate redemption.

Are you tired of being called by your first name instead of “Mum” by your stepkids? Well, on our server, you can create your own virtual family where everyone calls you “Mum” no matter what! Say goodbye to feeling like just a “role” and embrace the love and respect you deserve.

Embark on a quest to earn the title of “Ultimate Minecraft Mum” by completing challenges, building the most epic virtual home for your virtual family, and navigating through the ups and downs of family life in the Minecraft world.

So come join us on our server and show everyone that being a virtual mum is no joke – it’s a serious business filled with love, laughter, and maybe a little bit of virtual drama. Let’s build a family bond that can withstand anything – even secret messages to the biological mother!

MathCraft Masters

advanced mathematics, algebra, Calculus, Expertise, Geometry, highest level, Masters, math abilities, math competency, Math Education, math expertise, math levels, math proficiency, Mathcraft, mathematical knowledge, mathematical proficiency, mathematical proficiency levels, mathematical skills, Mathematics, proficiency, statistics, Trigonometry

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	321
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old math classes? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the highest level of math you need to know is how to count your diamonds! No need for calculus or trigonometry here, just pure pixelated fun. Plus, rumor has it that solving complex redstone puzzles can actually boost your IQ by 100 points. So say goodbye to boring textbooks and hello to a world where the only numbers that matter are your coordinates. Join now and become a mathlete in the game of blocks!

Getting Lost in Tangles – Where minobosses, dungeons, and lore await in this wacky world of Minecraft!

alchemist, Allies, Archery targets, artificer, Await, battle, Cook, Development, Discord, Dungeons, Exploration, Factions, Fish, jumping puzzles, Lore, Lost, Minecraft, minobosses, Quests, Rewards, Riddles, Roleplay, RPG, scribe, Server, solo developer, Tangles, Wacky, WATCHMAKER, world

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4684
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Farms Harvested:	254	Void Armor Forged:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Dragons Tamed:	7

Minecraft RPG Server: The Tangles

Server Information
Server IP: tangles.mcserver.us

The Tangles is a new Minecraft RPG server! Battle through dungeons with your allies for unique rewards, explore the shattered world of the Tangles in the cataclysmic aftermath of a rogue god’s meddling, and navigate the twisted political realities of the strange and varied factions you will encounter, all with one overarching goal: becoming as strong as you can be.

Outfit yourself and your allies with the best bracelets in the game as a Watchmaker, brew exotic and mundane concoctions for any situation as an Alchemist, create facsimiles of life and servitude as an Artificer, trace ancient symbols onto paper for magical and unexpected effects as a Scribe, or simply keep everyone fed as efficiently (and tastily) as possible as a Cook! Or, you know, just fish all the time and call it a day.

Exploration can reveal things such as new quests, jumping puzzles, minibosses to battle (and later rechallenge for unique loot!), riddles, and hidden archery targets, all of which give unique and massively-empowering consumables or equipment to make your adventures in the Tangles more and more the way you want them to be.

The server is out now; you can join the Discord for the server in order to keep up with development, make suggestions, ask questions, and join in the release of this exciting new server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server currently live?	Yes, the server is live and ready for players to join.
What are some of the unique features of the server?	The server offers dungeons, unique rewards, exploration, different player classes such as Watchmaker, Alchemist, Artificer, Scribe, and Cook, as well as quests, puzzles, minibosses, and hidden secrets.
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to the IP address tangles.mcserver.us in Minecraft.
Where can I find more information about the server?	You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/hYnY8hAb7Q for updates, discussions, and announcements.