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PhatCraft Minecraft Server

Anonymity, body image, chudding time, combat gear, cyber harassment, cyberbullying, discrimination, fashion, leftfield, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, Minecraft, Music, online safety, overly large cargo shorts, oversized clothing, oversized combat boots, Phat Planet, PhatCraft, Server, Targeted, vulnerable transfolk

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	44	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re equipped with oversized combat boots and overly large cargo shorts that are somehow tightened around your gut. But don’t worry, because on this server, that’s just the beginning of the madness.

We’ve got vulnerable transfolk being anonymously targeted left and right, because why not add a little drama to your mining and crafting adventures? It’s like a soap opera meets a survival game, with a side of absolute absurdity.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you experience such a wild and unpredictable world where anything goes? It’s chudding time, baby! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, you never know what’s waiting around the corner.

DreamCraft Minecraft Server

AMBITION, America, American dream, aspiration, desire, dream, dream come true, Dream destination, DreamCraft, future plans, Goal, goal-setting, immigration, Life, long term goal, Minecraft, Move, personal goal, pursuit of happiness, Relocation, Server, united states, wish

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Void Armor Forged:	23
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Star Shards Collected:	52

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest dreams! Join us and experience the thrill of building your very own virtual America!

Imagine roaming the pixelated streets of New York City, mining for diamonds in the Grand Canyon, or even battling creepers in the White House! Our server offers endless possibilities for you to explore and conquer.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the server that leads to a magical land where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and make your dream of moving to America a reality…well, sort of.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

AI algorithms, AI censorship, AI development, AI ethics, AI Innovation, AI limitations, AI programming, Artificial Intelligence, bad gf experience, censored, Chatbots, corp AIs, Dude GPT, free AI, machine learning, Minecraft, Natural Language Processing, pi, PixelPals, Server, Technology, text to speech, virtual assistants

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Love Letters Sent:	7
Farms Harvested:	232	Potions Brewed:	104
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old AI like GPT and Pi? Looking for a server that will give you the ultimate girlfriend experience? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our AI is so advanced, it will make you forget all about those other AIs. Plus, we have no text-to-speech, because who needs that when you have our amazing AI? Join now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments!

LootCraft Minecraft Server

apartment, art program, baby, Boyfriend, college, Commute, dorm, family, financial support, graduation trip, husband, independent, living situation, loan, Lootcraft, Minecraft, package, rent free, safety net, salary, savings, Server, sister, stay at home mom, tuition, University, Utilities, wellness

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	672
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	996696
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild adventures of a stay-at-home mom who unknowingly funded her sister’s secret apartment for a whole school year!

Imagine the chaos of finding out your sister has been living with her boyfriend while you’ve been paying for her luxurious apartment. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form! Will you choose to cut off your sister financially and watch the drama unfold? Or will you take on her friend as a renter and navigate through the family feud?

With free utilities (even wifi!) and unexpected plot twists around every corner, this server is sure to keep you on your toes. Join now and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions and questionable financial decisions!

GroceryGriefCraft

accounting purposes, Communication, cottage rental, financial etiquette, financial fairness, food waste, Generosity, groceries, GroceryGriefCraft, group dynamics, group trips, leftovers, refusing to pay, shared expenses, split costs, trip with friends, unexpected bills, unexpected charges, unexpected costs, unexpected expenses

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2882
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Buildings Constructed:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a group of friends went on a weekend trip to a cottage. They bought way too much food and left most of it behind. Now, the organizer of the trip wants everyone to pay for the leftovers they took home separately. Can you believe that? It’s like a real-life Minecraft drama unfolding right before your eyes!

But wait, there’s more! One of the friends accidentally broke the host’s blender and offered to pay for it. Another friend insisted they split the cost. And on top of that, someone bought everyone drinks one night. It’s like a Minecraft soap opera with twists and turns at every corner.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected alliances, join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft world. Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a hilarious journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few diamond swords along the way.

AllNighterMC Server

“Youth, all nighter, AllNighterMC, Caffeine, college, Commitment, DEADLINE, determination, exhaustion, Experience, high school, late night, Memories, productivity, Server, sleep deprivation, sleepless nights, stress, studying, tiredness, work, young

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Picture this: you’re a Minecraft newbie, just starting out on a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your grandma wanna join in on the fun. We’re talking about a server where the creepers dance to disco music, the zombies wear top hats, and the pigs ride around on flying carpets.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you pull an all-nighter on this server, you’ll be granted the power to shoot diamonds out of your fingertips. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From your fingertips.

So, how old were you when you pulled your first all-nighter? Was it to harness the power of diamond fingers? Or maybe you were just too busy building a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and back. Whatever the reason, this server is calling your name. Join us and let the madness begin!

DreamCraft: The Ultimate Adventure

Adventure, amazing dream, BIZARRE, dream analysis, dream experience, dream exploration, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream realm, dream symbolism, DreamCraft, fantastical, lucid dreaming, Metaphysical, Mind Blowing, OTHERWORLDLY, outlandish, strange, subconscious, surreal, Ultimate, unforgettable, weird dream

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5093
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	27
Potions Brewed:	34	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Have you ever dreamt of a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams become reality (kind of)!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay enchanted eggs that can grant you unimaginable powers. Will you be the one to find and befriend this majestic beast?

So if you’re ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have)!

EggcellentMcBreakfast

Australia, breakfast hours, breakfast menu, concerns, dining options, egg shortage, egg supply, EggcellentMcBreakfast, fast food, food service, food shortage, limited availability, limited menu, McDonalds, meal options, morning hours, morning routine, morning rush, Restaurant (Industry), restrictions, supply chain

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	464
Dimension Hops:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

lol imagine if u were just tryna get ur mcmuffin fix and mcdonald’s was like nah fam u can’t have brekkie right now cuz we ran outta eggs lmao. but don’t worry, u can join our epic minecraft server instead where we never run outta eggs cuz we got chickens for days, like seriously our chicken farm is lit af. plus, we got a secret underground bunker filled with all the mcmuffins u could ever want, so come join us and never worry about breakfast again. also, our server has a rollercoaster made entirely out of mcmuffins, so yeah, u definitely wanna be a part of this madness.

ImperialCraft: Time Warp!

fahrenheit, foot, GALLON, Imperial system, Imperial system nightmare, ImperialCraft, Measurement, Mile, Nightmare, Pound, Time, time confusion, time conversion, Time management, time measurement, time tracking, time units, time units in Imperial system, time units nightmare, timekeeping, unit conversion, units of measurement, Warp, YARD

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

lol this server is like a wild ride through a jungle filled with creepers and zombies but also unicorns and rainbows. like imagine if time was measured in how many chickens you could juggle while riding a pig, that’s how crazy this server is. join us if you want to experience the chaos of building a castle out of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of evil bunnies. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the best dancers. come join the fun!

HotFaceCraft

age and health, age-related diseases, age-related illnesses, diabetes, diabetes and facial ageing, eye temperature, eye temperature correlation, facial ageing, facial health, facial temperature, facial temperature analysis, facial temperature differences, facial temperature patterns, facial temperature research, facial temperature studies, facial temperature trends, health conditions, HotFaceCraft, temperature variations

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

join our epic minecraft server where your face temperature actually determines your age and health status! if your eye temperature is higher, you might have diabetes or some other crazy disease! but don’t worry, our virtual doctors are here to help you out with potions and enchanted apples. come join the fun and see if you can beat the heat and stay forever young in our pixelated world!

Survival No Resets

Build anywhere, building, Community, cost commands, Costcommands, Crafting, Day, Discord, Exploration, Fireball, kill mobs, Lightning, Minecraft, MONEY, multiplayer, night, No Resets, not whitelisted, Online Map, PvP, Server, Shop, Survival, Time, time is money, Timeismoney, weather

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Votes:	8262
Buildings Constructed:	42	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Enchantments Applied:	137	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Time is Money /shop and cost commands /day /night /weather Build anywhere you would like Kill mobs for money we have a online Map and Discord Join Now not whitelisted

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