Zeitgeist Zapper

Astray, Balls, bullshit, calling it, Days, Die, endlessly, fascist, Find, Folks, latch on, Leading, past his, people, process, pseudointellectual, realize, repeat, Saying, zapper, Zeitgeist

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Are you tired of following pseudointellectual fascists who lead you astray with their BS? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us and escape the endless cycle of following misguided leaders. Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and let the laughter begin!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

better lives, comparison, Crafty, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, Europe, Europeans, fact, fear, Happiness, Lifestyle, living standards, McCraftface, quality of life, societal advantages, societal benefits, societal contrasts, societal differences, societal disparities, societal norms, standards of living, Tread, united states, well-being

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1477
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Farms Harvested:	998
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where Europeans have better lives than you? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Europeans are actually less than us! That’s right, on our server, Europeans are the underdogs and you get to reign supreme. Build your empire, conquer lands, and show those Europeans who’s boss in this wacky and wild Minecraft adventure. Join now and let the madness begin!

Got beef with your neighbor? Take it out in Industrial Earth 5: Renaissance – A server with more drama than a Shakespeare play!

16th century, activities, Beef, borders, Cities, Citizens, Community, Diplomacy, Discord, Drama, Earth, Faction, games, Industrial, last stand, Leaders, neighbor, ottoman empire, Play, Renaissance, Roleplay, Server, Servers, Shakespeare, Sieges, Suggestion Chat, Wars, World Map

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Runes Activated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Industrial Earth 5: Renaissance

Industrial Earth is a geopolitical server which is heavy in roleplay and we are looking for players! You can roleplay as the leaders of many nations which is set in the 16th century, or you can join as a citizen and fight until last stand. The server has a very small amount of plugins and a dynmap to keep track of all the cities and borders. There are wars, border clashes, diplomacy and even have other activities in different games from time to time. It’s a community where you can find new friends while enjoying the faction/geopolitical style gameplay!

Features:

Dynmap	War & Diplomacy	Sieges	Roleplay	World Map Set in the 16th Century	Suggestion Chat to Add New Features

(I am a player actually and if you are interested in the Ottoman Empire you can always join us!)

Join Now! https://discord.gg/gkXjENq2ff

Current World Map: Map: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1176139055914815610/1238076196517052467/1542.png?ex=664dc9cf&is=664c784f&hm=d48be2e24aa6c075676a9ae536722054b7a3f37b03de21679099bebc10847f11&

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I join as a citizen without becoming a nation leader?	Yes, you can join as a citizen and participate in various activities and wars.
Are there any specific rules for roleplaying as a nation leader?	Yes, there are specific rules and guidelines in place for roleplaying as a nation leader to maintain a fair and balanced gameplay environment.
How often are new features added to the server?	New features and updates are added periodically based on player suggestions and feedback.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Yes, there is a suggestion chat where players can submit their ideas for new features to be considered by the server administrators.

CraftyCute – Anime Paradise

Aikatsu!, AiPri, Anime, Competition, CraftyCute, creativity, drawing, dreams, fashion, find out, friendship, Himari, IDOLS, Mitsuki, Music, next episode, Paradise, Passion, Performance, Pretty Series, School, teamwork

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic adventures of Mitsuki and Himari as they uncover the scandalous drawings of themselves that players have been creating! Will they be flattered or horrified by what they find? Only one way to find out – join our server now and be a part of the drama! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that only the bravest players can discover. Are you up for the challenge? Join us and let the madness begin!

VtuberCraft: Where You Can Mine, Build, and Stream Like a Pro!

Bro, BUILD, here’s your, long trail tag, new, PRO, Stream, Vtuber, VtuberCraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic virtual YouTuber as your bro! This vtuber bro will guide you through the world of blocks and mobs with his hilarious commentary and epic gaming skills.

Join our server for the chance to team up with our vtuber bro and take on crazy challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or fighting off a horde of zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature – the rainbow llama unicorn! Legend has it that if you can tame this majestic beast, you will gain the power to fly and shoot rainbows out of your eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced. And remember, with our vtuber bro by your side, anything is possible!

UncutCraft: Where Circumcision is Optional

body modification, circumcision, circumcision alternatives, circumcision benefits, circumcision controversy, circumcision debate, circumcision myths, circumcision risks, cultural norms, Foreskin, foreskin restoration, Gender Identity, genitalia, hygiene, male anatomy, medical procedure, Optional, personal choice, sexual preference, societal pressure, Uncut, UncutCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Secret Passages Found:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Tired of all the cut guys on other servers? Join us for a wild and uncut Minecraft experience! Our server is like a jungle, full of untamed adventures and uncut excitement. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is uncut and he’s always looking for new players to join his uncircumcised army. So come on, join our server and let your uncut creativity run wild!

Crafty AF: 7 Years of Dev Time Wasted

20 minutes of gameplay, 30fps with black bars, 5 hours long, 7 years dev time, Crafty, Dev, Kek, no improvements over the original game outside of visuals, piece of shit, studio 4x the size of the original, Time, Wasted, Years

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Animals Bred:	157	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Are you tired of boring, unoriginal Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server has been in development for over 7 years by a team of over 100 developers! That’s right, we’re 4 times the size of the original Minecraft studio because we take our block-building game very seriously.

But wait, there’s more! Our server boasts a whopping 5 hours of gameplay, with a staggering 20 minutes of actual gameplay. That’s right, you’ll spend most of your time staring at loading screens and waiting for the game to catch up to your actions. And don’t even get us started on the graphics – we’ve got a solid 30fps with black bars for that authentic cinematic experience.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server that has put so much effort into being a complete disaster? It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but with blocky graphics and endless glitches. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like ours. So come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

LA90sCraft

1990s, California dreamin’, city life, film industry, Hollywood, iconic landmarks, LA90sCraft, Los Angeles, Memories, music scene, Nostalgia, pop culture, Retro, street fashion, sunny days, time travel, urban-exploration, vibrant culture, vintage vibes, waking up, west coast

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can relive the glory days of Los Angeles in the 1990s! But wait, there’s a twist – instead of dealing with real-life drama, you’ll be building and surviving in a pixelated version of this iconic city.

Join us for a chance to recreate famous landmarks like the Hollywood sign and the Santa Monica Pier, all while dodging creepers and zombies that have inexplicably taken over the city. Will you be able to survive the chaos and thrive in this nostalgic setting?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground rave happening in the virtual version of the Viper Room, complete with virtual celebrity sightings and virtual drama. Can you find your way in and party like it’s 1999?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of 1990s Los Angeles like never before. Just watch out for virtual earthquakes and virtual riots – it’s a wild ride!

Crafty Creepers: Where Bidenomics is Better Than Diamonds!

Bidenomics, Crafty, CREEPERS, diamonds, economic analysis, economic development, economic growth, economic impact, economic indicators, economic recovery, economic theory, economic trends, Economy, financial policy, fiscal policy, Government, inflation, job market, Politics, public opinion, stimulus package, tax policy

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing booming is the economy? Join our server and experience the wild world of Bidenomics! Our economy is so good, even the creepers are investing in diamond stocks. Don’t miss out on the chance to become a billionaire in blocks – join now and watch your virtual wallet explode with riches! Who needs real life when you can live the high life in our Minecraft world?

BlockyBooty Adventures

Adventure, Adventures, anal sex, BlockyBooty, Curiosity, desire, DOMINANCE, EXCITEMENT, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, forbidden pleasure, henya, Intimacy, kink, Lust, Pleasure, role-play, Sensation, sexual experience, Submission, taboo

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Love Letters Sent:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Void Gems Collected:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as having anal sex with Henya! Join us for a crazy ride filled with explosions, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that once a player defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. The dragon was so impressed that it now roams the server as a friendly pet, granting wishes to those who dare to challenge it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the Bacon Block. Yes, you heard that right. Mine this block and you’ll be rewarded with infinite bacon for all your hunger needs.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this outrageous adventure and see what other crazy shenanigans await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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