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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 3113 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Magic Items Found: | 7655 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Runes Activated: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained ninja penguins who will stop at nothing to make sure you have the best time of your life in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
But wait, there’s more! We have custom-made mini-games that will test your skills and challenge your wit. From parkour courses that will make you question your sanity to PvP battles that will leave you breathless, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us at the CINEMASSACRE PODCAST for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!