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Valve’s Minecraft Server: Half-Life 2 Anniversary Extravaganza

anniversary, Beta Testing, EXTRAVAGANZA, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Gaming news, gaming rumors, gaming speculation, gaming updates., half-life 2, halflife, hl2, Minecraft, new content, private beta, Release, Server, speculation, Updates, valve, Valve Corporation, Valves, video games

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1700
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	119
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of waiting for Valve to release Half-Life 3? Well, join our Minecraft server instead! We promise to deliver updates faster than Valve pushing updates to their private beta branch. Who needs Half-Life 3 when you can have endless fun building and exploring in our server? Plus, rumor has it that Gabe Newell himself is a regular player and will personally ban anyone who mentions Half-Life 3 in the chat. So come join us and experience the thrill of crafting and surviving in a world where Half-Life 3 is just a distant memory.

CyberCraft SMP – Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Server

Adventure, choose, cybercraft, refugee, Server, smp

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Farms Harvested:	810	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Buildings Constructed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with strict rules and regulations? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

Join our server if you want to be a part of a community where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a chicken army and take over the server? Why not! The crazier, the better!

Our server is like a CYOA refugee camp, where all the wildest and wackiest creations come to life. From NSFW CYOAs to SFW ones, we’ve got it all. And if you’re feeling lucky, you can even roll the dice to see what fate has in store for you.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of adventures and shenanigans await you in this crazy world of Minecraft madness! Just remember, post numbers aren’t for rolling – leave that up to random.org or some physical dice. Let’s get building and have a blast!

AstralMC Network

LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7

A server that provides you with very good survival, and which is a balanced server with economy and whales, come in and visit us. 🙂

English: Astral Realms is a Croatian Minecraft SMP server with very well-balanced gameplay. It runs on seasons and has an economy system so players can buy and sell items and resources. Come on, visit the Astral Realms survival server and try it out today!

astralmc.club

JasCube Minecraft server

Anarchy, anti cheat, Auction, battle pass, Bosses, Clans, Communication, Donations, Economy, Events, Free Donations, Gaming, Grief, JasCube, Minecraft, Moderation, Private, PvE, PvP, Quality Server, Quest System, Quests, Safety, Server, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Crops Grown:	9486	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	27
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

JasCube is a unique Minecraft server designed to give you an unforgettable gaming experience with your friends. The server contains many exciting mechanics and modes, including clans, a well-thought-out economy, an auction, PvP and PvE battles, and bosses. Players will enjoy regular events, a battle pass system and the opportunity to earn free donations, which makes each game interesting and unique.

We are equipped with an advanced anti-cheat and have responsive moderation, which is always ready to help and maintain the purity of the gameplay, protecting players from cheaters and dupers.

Particular attention is paid to safety and comfortable communication, and a unique economy and quest system allows each player to develop comfortably.

Join JasCube and enjoy gaming on a quality server where there is something for everyone!

mc.jascube.fun

Double Standard Minecraft Server

Accountability, Business, conflict of interest, Corruption, double, Double Standard, Ethics, Fairness, Governance, government contracts, Hypocrisy, influence, leadership, Minecraft, MONEY, Politics, power, public trust, regulations, Server, Standard, transparency

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	New Chunks Explored:	171137
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Animals Bred:	137	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only conflict of interest you’ll find is deciding which block to build with next! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and giant spiders are a totally normal thing.

Our server is run by a mysterious billionaire who once built a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks just for fun. Rumor has it that he has secret government contracts to supply all the rare materials in the game, but hey, who needs ethics when you have unlimited resources?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and maybe even a few shady deals on the side. Who knows, you might just become the next diamond-clad king of the server!

The Secret Block Society Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, go, long tail tags, Minecraft, No. 16255263, secret, smp, society

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. Or how about teaming up with a group of friendly llamas to take down a gang of evil pandas who are trying to steal all the diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules! GO!GO!GO!GO!

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

Anime, art assets, articles, charts, Danganronpa General, Danganronpa News, Download pastebin, dr-related artists, DRG, DRS Released on Steam, FANART, FICS, Game links, Icons, interviews, Manga, Media, Minecraft, modding tools, Music, Novels, official store pages, pastebin nuked, PixelPanic, Resources, Server, ship tags, spoiler-free guide, sprites, Ultimate Summer Camp

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Danganronpa class trial? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate summer camp of blocky adventures! Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to survive against Monokuma mobs, solve puzzles to escape the virtual world, and uncover the ultimate truth behind the creepers’ motives.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive in-game events like the Great Escape Challenge, where you’ll have to outwit your fellow players to earn the title of Ultimate Survivor. And don’t forget about our weekly talent show, where you can showcase your building skills and impress the judges with your pixelated creations.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Danganronpa meets Minecraft like never before. Just remember, in this game of blocks and betrayal, trust no one and always watch your back. See you in the virtual world, campers!

Dynasty Minecraft SMP Trio

champions league, Competition, Downfall, DYNASTY, Failure, Forgotten, History, Legacy, Minecraft, past glory, Players, premier league, Rise and Fall, smp, Soccer, sports, Sportsmanship, success, TEAM, Trio, Underdog

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9246
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of the most chaotic and unpredictable server out there! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, battle mythical creatures, and try to survive the constant pranks and shenanigans of our mischievous players.

Remember that time when our reigning champions built a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of the spawn area? Or when a group of players decided to start a llama racing league and things quickly spiraled out of control? Yeah, those were the good old days.

But don’t worry, there’s still hope for you to become the next legendary player on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to bring back the glory days and lead our server to victory once again. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

bros, DATING, Despair, end it all, funny, gf, gfi, GOOGLE, humor, internet, lonely, love, meme, Minecraft, PIXEL, quirky, relationship, Sadness, Server, single, Technology, tfw, virtual

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	486	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking sheep, rainbow-colored trees, and a giant chicken that laid golden eggs. They couldn’t believe their eyes! But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. It was a night to remember!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and let the madness begin!

Doge’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, altcoins, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, Doge, DOGES, elon musk, Epic, finance, Future, internet culture, investing, market, meme, meme coin, Minecraft, Moonshot, Potential, reddit, smp, social media, speculation, Trading

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1201
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchantments Applied:	246	Emeralds Found:	3399
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! For just 10 dollars (yes, you heard that right), you can join our wacky world of chaos and hilarity.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get ambushed by a gang of chickens wearing tiny top hats. But don’t worry, they’re friendly and just want to show you their dance routine. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers and plays dubstep music whenever you mine with it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, a ruler who demands all players pay tribute in the form of…you guessed it, potatoes. Rumor has it that if you offer him a golden potato, he’ll grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player asked for a pet dragon and ended up with a house full of angry chickens instead.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a few potatoes along the way. Trust us, it’s worth every penny (or should we say potato?)!