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”IF I NEVER SOLD MY BTC FOR ALTS I WOULD HAVE 180K INSTEAD OF Minecraft SMP”

180k, altcoins, alts, btc, coping mechanisms, cryptocurrency, depression, Despair, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, financial decisions, financial loss, hodl, Investment, market volatility, mental health, Minecraft, missed opportunity, regret, seeking help, self harm, smp, SOLD, SUICIDE, Trading

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4448
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of making bad financial decisions in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be losing is virtual diamonds!

Forget about Bitcoin and altcoins, join us and you’ll be swimming in virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs 180k when you can have a whole inventory full of enchanted diamond gear?

Don’t let financial regret get you down, join our SMP and start building your way to virtual success. Who knows, you might even find a hidden chest filled with virtual riches that will make you forget all about that BTC mishap. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s laugh our way to Minecraft fortune!

Minekampf Minecraft server

administration, Ban, Bypass.., Cheats, Discord, insult, Minecraft, Minekampf, Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1932
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
New Chunks Explored:	178179	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Cheats – banInsult to the administration – yesBypass on discord – yes too

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Cute Girls Minecraft Server

adorable girls, cute, cute anime characters, cute anime girls, Cute Characters, cute female characters, cute female game characters, Cute female video game characters, cute game characters, cute girl characters, cute girl protagonists, cute girl video game characters, Cute girls, cute girls in games, cute girls in gaming, cute girls in video games, cute video game characters, cute video game girls, Female Protagonists, Gaming, Girls, Minecraft, Server, video games

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6910
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Villages Defended:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no cute girls in sight? Look no further, because our server is filled with adorable pixelated babes just waiting to team up with you! From the fierce warrior princess to the sassy sorceress, there’s a girl for every type of player. Join now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, where the real treasure is finding your pixel-perfect match!

Boston Legal Minecraft SMP

Boston, Boston Legal, courtroom drama, David E. Kelley, discussion, Forgotten, james spader, Legacy, Legal, legal drama, mention, Minecraft, Overlooked, overlooked shows, pop culture, smp, Talk, television, television critics., television history., Television series, tv show, Underrated, william shatner

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	350
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Gods Slained:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ve never heard of! This server is so underground, even the creepers haven’t heard of it. But don’t worry, we’re here to spill the tea on why you NEED to join this server ASAP.

First of all, our server is so exclusive, it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt. We have secret bases hidden in the most random places, like under a chicken coop or inside a giant mushroom. You never know what you’ll stumble upon in this wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server has a rich history that no one talks about because it’s just too wild for words. Legend has it that the first player to join the server accidentally spawned a dragon in their backyard, and now it’s become a tourist attraction for all the newbies.

So why haven’t you heard of this server before? It’s simple – we like to keep things low-key and let our gameplay do the talking. So come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!

Flip NJ and NY Red Minecraft Server

Campaign, candidates, DEMOCRATIC, demographics, election, electoral college, Flip, grassroots, Minecraft, mobilization, nj, NY, Persuasion, persuasion tactics, policies, Politics, red, REPUBLICAN, Server, strategy, swing states, Voting

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3490
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Love Letters Sent:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in a hilariously chaotic way! Join us if you want to be part of a community where pigs can fly, creepers tell dad jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player build a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, only to crash land in a village of friendly zombie villagers who just wanted to trade emeralds for rotten flesh. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of mischievous baby wolves wearing top hats.

So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before and be part of a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then come join us on our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question: what would it take to flip NJ and NY red? (Hint: probably a lot of TNT and a giant statue of Steve riding a pig)

BunnyHop Minecraft SMP

Anime, blanc, BunnyHop, Chino Kafuu, Chiyo Kurihara, favorite characters, Haru, Kaguya Houraisan, Karin, Kureha Tsubaki, LUNA, Manga, Minecraft, Mokona Modoki, Papi, puck, rabbit characters, rabbit house, Reisen Udongein Inaba, Ryo-Ohki, Shiro Usagi, smp, Tippy, Usagi Tsukino, yoshino

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23
Star Shards Collected:	273	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you anime and manga lovers out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden rabbit hole that led them to a magical land filled with adorable bunny characters from all their favorite anime and manga. These bunnies weren’t your average cute critters though, oh no. They were skilled warriors, ready to help you conquer any challenge that comes your way in the game.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary carrot farm that produces the juiciest, most delicious carrots you’ve ever tasted. And rumor has it that if you can find the secret recipe hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll gain incredible powers that will make you the most powerful player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild adventure filled with bunny warriors, magical carrots, and endless fun!

/Dag/ – Dragon Age General Minecraft Server

age, Big Elf C*ck, bioware, chuds, cute, DA Tapestry, dag, Davrin, dragon age, Dragon Age General, Dragon Age Writer, Dragon Age: Veilguard, Dragon.., FANTASY, general, goty, Husband Edition, Lucanis, Minecraft, player count, romance guide, RPG, Seething, Server, Veilguard, Veilguard husbando poll, Veilguard Official Launch Trailer, video game, wikia

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Magic Items Found:	3255
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to Davrin’s Best Husband Edition Minecraft server! Are you obsessed with all things Dragon Age? Do you spend hours talking about the new GOTY Dragon Age: Veilguard or other irrelevant DA games? Well, look no further, because this server is the perfect place for you!

Join us to watch the Veilguard Official Launch Trailer and laugh at the chuds who keep losing in the game. Participate in the Veilguard husbando poll and argue about who the best husband is. And don’t forget to check out the DA Tapestry link that doesn’t matter because none of your previous Veilguard choices matter anyway!

Need some eye candy? Check out the Lucanis wikia because he’s heckin’ cute, or drool over the Big Elf C*ck husbando. And if you need some romance tips, we’ve got you covered with our Romance Guide.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a Dragon Age Writer seething video for your entertainment? So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and let the Dragon Age madness begin! Previous players can attest to the craziness that goes down here. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Conflicted Minecraft SMP Player

adultery, conflicted, conflicted feelings, emotional turmoil, ethical dilemma, extramarital affair, Guilt, Infidelity, internal struggle, Marriage, Minecraft, moral conflict, personal boundaries, personal values, player, self reflection, sex, sexual ethics, sexual orientation, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo, traditional values

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crops Grown:	2864
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	276	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Join us if you want to experience a server where anything goes, even if it means getting involved in scandalous love triangles like the one described above.

Our community is filled with players who are not afraid to push the boundaries and explore unconventional relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a similar situation where you’re torn between doing what feels right and what feels oh so wrong.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your morals, then look no further. Join us and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, in our world, anything is possible – even if it means getting involved in some questionable situations.

Crafty Pixel Minecraft Server

coping mechanisms, Crafty, emotional connection, emotional fulfillment, Human Connection, human touch, internet impact, Intimacy, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, online forums, personal attention, PIXEL, pornography, relationships, self worth, Server, sexual desires, sexual feudalism, sexual unavailability, societal pressures, support groups, virtual relationships

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of living in the age of sexual feudalism? Do you need a break from the never-ending struggle for real human connection? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a virtual escape where you can find all the personal attention and touch you desire from our pixelated players. Our community is filled with players who are ready to give you the attention you crave, without any of the real-life drama.

Forget about the struggles of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect pixelated paradise. So come on, join us and let’s escape the sexual unavailability of real women together!

‘Childless Cat Ladies’ Not Even Love Cat Minecraft SMP’

animal lovers, cat, cat affection, cat companions, cat companionship, cat ladies, cat lady pride, cat obsession, cat owners, cat ownership, Childless, childless catladies, feline companions, ladies, lonely hearts, long tail tags, love, Minecraft, pet lovers, single and loving it, single women, smp

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Potions Brewed:	98
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of childless cat ladies who don’t even like cats! That’s right, they’re so dedicated to Minecraft that they don’t have time for real pets.

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like the time we all dressed up as creepers and tried to blend in with the mobs. Or the time we built a giant statue of a potato just because we felt like it. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles we have over who gets to control the llama farm.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible, then come join us. Who needs cats when you have a community of crazy Minecraft players to keep you entertained?