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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 8930 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
Are you tired of being a phasecuckbro and getting BTFO by our kween? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we conquer the virtual world together.
Our server is filled with crazy characters, from a talking llama who gives out questionable advice to a group of villagers who have formed their own cult dedicated to mining diamonds. You never know what you’ll encounter next in our wacky world.
But the real reason to join our SMP? The legendary treasure hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it that there is a secret stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim the title of ultimate treasure hunter?
So what are you waiting for? Leave your phasecuckbro days behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in our world, anything can happen!
