Blocky Boner Brigade

crystal, blocky, phallus, boner, crystalphallus

Welcome to Crystal Phallus, the most erectly awesome Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of epic proportions.

Legend has it that deep within the mines of Crystal Phallus, there lies a diamond so rare and precious that it can make your character twerk on command. Yes, you heard that right. Twerking diamonds. Need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of majestic unicorns who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat them in a dance-off. And trust me, those unicorns have some killer moves.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is home to the world’s largest collection of rainbow-colored sheep? You can shear them and make the most fabulous wool creations the Minecraft world has ever seen.

So come join us at Crystal Phallus, where the adventures are as wild as our server name suggests. Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way. And remember, always keep your pickaxe handy and your sense of humor intact. Let’s get mining and twerking, baby!

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TwitchStreamer’s MineServer

online entertainment, simps, online content creator, Entertainment, internet culture

Are you tired of simps not appreciating your hilarious jokes in chat? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where even the prettiest Twitch streamers will recognize your username and laugh at your jokes! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures, crazy builds, and of course, plenty of laughs. Who needs donations when you’ve got the best sense of humor in the game? Join now and show those simps how it’s done!

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PaperDue Minecraft Server

final paper, submission page, DEADLINE, Resources, Finals week

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only deadline you need to worry about is when the creepers start exploding! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own world, where you can turn in your assignments whenever you feel like it!

Forget about due dates and deadlines, because on our server, time is just a concept. Just like how Sam missed her final essay deadline, you can miss all the deadlines you want and still come out on top. Who needs grades when you have diamonds?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be failing at is not having enough fun! And remember, it’s not your fault if you forget to turn in your virtual homework – blame it on the lag!

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BdayBashExcluGrlsAITA

social etiquette, social dynamics, parent communication, child’s birthday, party guest list

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where we promise no crazy parents will be cursing you out in front of the children! Join us for a fun and peaceful gaming experience, where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds (and let’s be real, that’s just part of the game).

Our server is perfect for kids and adults alike, with no crazy mums causing chaos. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Plus, we have a strict no-plaster-cursing policy, so you can game in peace without any unexpected outbursts.

Don’t let the fear of crazy parents ruin your gaming experience. Join our server today and let the only drama be whether you’ll survive the night against those pesky creepers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Billionaire’s Revenge Minecraft Server

billionaires, Life, billionaire, Vengeance, legal battles

Ever wondered what it would be like if a billionaire decided to use their wealth for pure evil in Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server! Join now to experience the chaos and mayhem as a billionaire wreaks havoc on unsuspecting players.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a billionaire swoops in and buys up all the land around you, leaving you with nothing but a tiny plot of dirt. But that’s not all – they also hire an army of creepers to constantly attack you, making it impossible to even step outside without getting blown up.

But wait, there’s more! The billionaire also has a team of elite hackers who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and destroy all your hard work. And just when you think it can’t get any worse, they unleash their secret weapon – a giant killer rabbit named Fluffy who will stop at nothing to hunt you down and take you out.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you with outrageous twists and turns, then look no further. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where billionaires rule and anything is possible.

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Hilltop Havoc: Where Randomness Reigns!

Die, Resolute, opinion, unwavering, Argument

Are you ready to embark on a journey to the most epic Minecraft server of all time? Well, buckle up buttercup, because this server is like no other!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Yes, you heard that right – even the mobs have a sense of humor here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Random Hill of Doom, where players must battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on the backs of giant chickens. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve fought to the death on a flying chicken!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a magical force field that turns griefers into fluffy bunnies. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

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CraftyPutinDefeatZelensky

leadership, Ukraine, Democracy, nato, international relations

so like, imagine this, right? u got this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own lil world and stuff, but get this, the president of ukraine, zelensky, is like talking to german lawmakers about how we all gotta come together to defeat putin in the game. like, bruh, how crazy is that? join our server and help zelensky take down putin in the most epic minecraft battle ever. plus, we got unlimited diamonds and a secret underground base filled with cake. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join now and be a part of history in the making!

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AwkwardAfterlifeLove

divine partnership, eternal companionship, eternal bliss, Eternal Love, AwkwardAfterlifeLove

so like, imagine u die and go to heaven, right? and then u see ur ex standing there like, oh hey, fancy meeting u here! awkward much? but don’t worry, on our minecraft server, u can escape all that awkwardness and just have a blast building stuff and fighting zombies and whatnot. plus, we have a secret portal to a dimension where u can ride on flying pigs and battle evil unicorns. so come join us and leave all that afterlife drama behind!

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ToxicTechCraft: Louisiana Edition

mobile labs, hazardous, air monitoring, health risks, southeast Louisiana

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our Minecraft server, where the air is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re breathing in unicorn farts! We’ve got researchers with their fancy schmancy equipment making sure our virtual world is safer than a bubble wrapped kitten.

These mobile labs are like something out of a sci-fi movie, cruising through our industrialized stretch of Minecraft land like they own the place. And get this, they found levels of a carcinogen that were like, 20 times higher than anyone thought! But don’t worry, we banned that carcinogen from our server faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”.

So come on down and join the fun! Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover a secret conspiracy involving evil creepers and enchanted pork chops. The possibilities are endless on our server, so don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

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Welcome to The Land of Ooo: Where awkwardly-shaped pixels come to play!

Server, pixels, #exciting, Fun, awkwardlyshaped

The Land of Ooo SMP Server

Overview

Opening Date	June 13th
Server Type	Community-focused SMP
Special Features	Simplicity & Community, Customizable Gameplay, Regular End Wipes

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is The Land of Ooo SMP?	The Land of Ooo SMP is a community-focused Minecraft server launching on June 13th with the 1.21 update.
What makes this server special?	The server emphasizes simplicity, community, and regular events to cater to all players. Players can customize their gameplay and enjoy a grief-free environment with land claiming.
How often are End wipes conducted?	End wipes are conducted every 2-3 weeks to ensure players don’t have to travel far to discover new content.
How can I join The Land of Ooo SMP?	You can join the server by connecting on the opening date and joining the Discord server for updates and announcements.

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The Land of Ooo SMP Server

Overview

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