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NoFriendZone Minecraft Server

bar, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, couples, Event, Friends, games, Girlfriend, girlfriend’s friends, Invitation, Minecraft, NoFriendZone, partner, Prizes, quality time, relationship, Server, socializing, TEAM, TICKETS

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2244
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and have a great time without any relationship drama.

Join us and leave your girlfriend and her friends behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs real-life events when you can win stupid prizes and have a blast with your virtual friends?

Don’t be the third wheel in your own relationship – come join our server and make new friends who won’t invite random people to your hangouts without asking first. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MommaCraft: No Bullies Allowed!

Allowed, anger management, anxiety, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Bullies, bullying, Communication, Confrontation, emotional intelligence, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, infertility, mental health, MommaCraft, parenting, self-care, sibling rivalry, societal pressure, support system, Therapy, Twins

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

Our server is so awesome, even twins can’t resist joining! We have a special twin discount where if you and your twin both join, you get double the fun for half the price. Plus, we have a special therapy session for anxious players, just like the husband in this story. Don’t worry, we’ll help you work through your blocks (pun intended).

And if you have a mom like the one in this story, don’t worry – she’s not invited to our server. We have a strict no-bully policy, so you can game in peace without any family drama. So come join us and escape to a world where the only twins causing trouble are the ones trying to build matching houses.

LeftTurn Minecraft Server

CHANGE, confusion, disorientation, displacement, Distance, hypothetical, hypothetical scenario, left, LeftTurn, leftward movement, location, Minecraft, movement, perspective, scenario, Server, Situation, spatial, spatial shift, Sudden, Teleportation, teleportation situation, unexpected

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Are you tired of being stuck in the same boring spot all day? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Join us and get ready for some teleportation madness!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining some diamonds when suddenly, you get teleported 30 meters to the left and find yourself face to face with a herd of angry llamas. But don’t worry, they’re just there to challenge you to a dance-off! Show off your best moves and win some epic loot!

Or maybe you’re exploring a mysterious cave and get teleported to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…creepy clowns? Don’t let their sinister smiles scare you, they just want to trade you some rare items in exchange for your best joke!

So, if you’re ready for some unpredictable adventures and hilarious surprises, join our Minecraft server now and get ready to be teleported into a world of pure chaos and fun!

OverpricedCraft

affordable, Alternative, brand name, budget-friendly, cost effective, Designer, expensive, Extravagant, frugal, high end, Imitation, knockoff, luxury, Overpriced, OverpricedCraft, Premium, Quality, savings, Splurge, Unnecessary, Value

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so epic that even diamonds are jealous of our awesomeness. For just $100, you can join a community where pigs fly, creepers dance, and Steve has a secret side hustle as a professional llama whisperer. Why settle for a $50 or $20 server when you can experience the insanity of our world for just a Benjamin? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere).

ClimateCraft: No Ads, Just Blocks!

Ads, advertising, blocks, Censorship, climate change, ClimateCraft, controversial topics, digital advertising, environmental issues, facebook, global warming, Marketing, Media, News, Online platforms, policy, Promoting, rejects, sensitive topics, Social Issues, social media, Stories

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	530
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magic Items Found:	2962
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Votes:	3346
Dimension Hops:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

lol so like u know how facebook is all like “no ads about climate change cuz it’s too sensitive” well guess what, our minecraft server is all about climate change baby!! join us and u can build ur own renewable energy sources like wind turbines and solar panels. u can even create ur own virtual protests against deforestation and pollution. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the evil corporations trying to silence ur environmental message. come join us and fight for a greener minecraft world!! #savetheblocks

CelebSkinnyCraft

celebrity impersonator, celebrity lookalike, CelebSkinnyCraft, doppelganger, double take, Fame, famous doppelganger, famous lookalike, famous person, Identity, impersonation, media attention, mistaken for celebrity, mistaken identity, Notoriety, paparazzi, public figure, public image, recognition, resemblance, spotlight

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	262	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Votes:	290	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

so, join our epic minecraft server and escape the paparazzi! we have secret hideouts and disguise kits to help you blend in with the mobs. plus, our custom skins will make you look like a creeper or enderman, so no one will suspect a thing!

but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. embark on a quest to track down this mythical creature and reap the rewards!

and if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against other players. imagine swooping down from the sky on the back of a fire-breathing beast, ready to conquer all who stand in your way.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and live out your wildest minecraft fantasies!

ShockwaveCraft: Heart Regen

Cardiac Surgery, cardiovascular disease, clinical trial, Heart, heart health, heart regeneration, heart surgery, heart tissue, improve heart pumping function, innovative treatment, medical breakthrough, medical technology, non-invasive therapy, patient recovery, Patients, post-surgery, REGEN, regenerate heart cells, regenerative medicine, shockwave therapy, ShockwaveCraft, shockwaves, Space hairdryer

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Yo, yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like using a space hairdryer to regenerate your heart cells after surgery? Well, look no further, cuz we got shockwaves up in here that will have your heart pumping like never before!

Our clinical trial proved that shockwave therapy not only regenerates heart tissue, but also improves heart pumping function in patients. And guess what? We’re bringing that same energy to our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the ultimate heart-pumping adventure as you battle mobs, build epic structures, and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most electrifying Minecraft server in the universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some serious shockwave action! Let’s get this party started, gamers! WOOOOOO!

WebM LOLZ Minecraft Server

amusing, chuckling, comedy, Digital Media, Entertainment, funny, ha, hilarious, humor, internet culture, LAUGHING, Laughter, lolz, meme, Minecraft, online content, Server, social media, video clip, viral video, web entertainment, web humor, webm

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on giant flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our realm!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers, a roller coaster that takes you through a maze of exploding TNT, and a hidden treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

SerkisCraft Minecraft Server

andy serkis, apolitical, dangerous game, Decision making, Europe, Felix Kersten, Heinrich Himmler, hitler, Holocaust, influence, medical masseuse, medical skills, Minecraft, personal doctor, s&s, save lives, SerkisCraft, Server, The Man With The Miraculous Hands, third reich, War, woody harrelson

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9569
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Andy Serkis playing Himmler opposite Woody Harrelson in ‘The Man With The Miraculous Hands’? Look no further! Our server is set in a 1939 alternate universe where Felix Kersten, a medical masseuse, becomes Himmler’s personal doctor and saves the day with his magical hands.

Join us as we reenact this epic tale in Minecraft form! Use your medical skills as a weapon, influence decision making at the highest level, and turn Himmler against Hitler to save thousands of lives. It’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

So come on down and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew saving lives could be so much fun in Minecraft? Join now and be a part of the craziest story ever told in the Minecraft universe!

RedstoneSisterCleanUp Minecraft Server

anger management, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, emotional intelligence, family conflict, gender equality, Gender Roles, household chores, household etiquette, hygiene, Maturity, menstruation, Minecraft, parenting, period blood, personal space, RedstoneSisterCleanUp, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling rivalry, teenage drama

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ores Mined:	4409
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Magic Items Found:	7339
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Are you tired of dealing with period drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t find any period-soaked underwear left on the bathroom floor! Our virtual world is clean and free of any bodily fluids, so you can game in peace without worrying about stepping on a surprise.

Plus, our server is full of epic quests and adventures that will make you forget all about the real-life drama. Explore hidden caves, battle fierce monsters, and build the most epic base you can imagine. And the best part? No one will ever leave period blood on your virtual rug!

So leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server for a period-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!