Players: |
110/600 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
4.8 / 5 |
Cursed Villages Purged: |
3 |
Battle Standards Raised: |
10 |
Epic Battles Fought: |
5 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: |
7 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: |
3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: |
2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: |
6 |
Endless Night Skies: |
2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: |
3 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: |
4 |
Rainbows Spotted: |
2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: |
6 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: |
48 |
Crystal Wands Charged: |
13 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.