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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 1169 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 911009 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
1. Our server is powered by magical Viagra blocks that will make your builds stand tall and proud. No more tiny houses for you!
2. The mobs on our server have all been vaccinated by Pfizer, so you don’t have to worry about catching any weird diseases while exploring.
3. Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle the evil boss, Dr. Fauci, and his army of vaccine-resistant zombies. Can you defeat them and save the world?
4. We have a special potion shop where you can buy potions that will give you superhuman strength, speed, and the ability to fly. Just don’t drink too many or you might start seeing Pfizer’s logo everywhere.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, thanks to Pfizer!