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Blocky Pandemic Quest

blocky, Cases, coronavirus, Covid-19, data analysis, disease modelling, epidemiology, Healthcare, medical supplies, monthly cycles, outbreak, pandemic, Prevention, public health, Quest, research, response, South, spike, Summer, U.S, Vaccines

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1974	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	7209	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have SIX MONTHLY CYCLES of crazy fun! Just like COVID-19 cases in the U.S., our server is always changing and keeping you on your toes. We offer crucial insights into building epic structures and getting all the supplies and diamonds you need.

This summer, our server saw a significant spike in creeper explosions, which were mostly concentrated in the south side of our virtual world. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of TNT to fight back and protect your precious builds.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs medical supplies and vaccines when you’ve got a diamond sword and enchanted armor? Let’s survive and thrive in this crazy minecraft world together!

HeroCraft

best minecraft server, Call your friends, DOMINATE, herocraft, meet us, minecraft server, Minigames, Ranking, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8794
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Star Shards Collected:	228
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Minecraft server focused on survival, with minigames and ranking, best minecraft server, come meet us, call your friends and dominate the server

mc.herocraftnetwork.com:25503

BlockyCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

Bennett, BlockyCraft, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Daily check-in rewards, Freedom-Sworn, genshin impact, genshin impact general, Kachina, Kaedehara Kazuha, Kinich, Minecraft, MODERN, Mualani, Nation of Pyro, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Saurian Egg Adventures, Server, Surfs up, Third-Party Tools, Web Event, Xinyan

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is filled with secret quests and hidden treasures that will make you feel like a real-life Indiana Jones. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world.

2. The mobs on our server are not your average zombies and skeletons. We have pink fluffy creepers that explode in a cloud of glitter and unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns. It’s a colorful and magical world out there.

3. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! Our server has a special dragon breeding program where you can hatch your very own fire-breathing companion. Just be careful not to burn down your house in the process.

4. Our community is like no other. We have regular events like llama races, underwater building competitions, and even a weekly dance-off at the town square. You’ll never be bored with us around.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Hand Egg Regular Minecraft SMP Season

2km, Average, burn calories, Championship, Egg, games, Hand, hand egg, Hospitals, jannies, leisure activity, Minecraft, multiple opportunities, NFL player, PLAYOFFS, regular, regular season, rest opportunities, runs, SCHOOLs, scrubbing floors, Season, smp, TEAM, wide receiver, WIN

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4085
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Votes:	233	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate challenge! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re playing in the hand egg championship playoffs every day. Our players run an average of 2km per game, but don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to rest…just like a hand egg wide receiver!

Forget scrubbing floors in schools and hospitals, come burn calories with us in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs the NFL when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

BroHouseDramaCraft

affordable, BroHouseDramaCraft, brother’s feelings, budget constraints, call the shots, Communication, Decision making, down payment, finances, financial responsibility, higher degree, home purchase, house purchase, housing decisions, living together, renting history, shared living arrangements, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, splitting bills, Zillow listing

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5228
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers where you have to follow the rules and listen to everyone’s feedback? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Just like this player who moved in with their brother and now they’re fighting over a house purchase. Can you imagine fighting over a Minecraft house with your sibling? That’s the kind of drama you can expect on our server!

Forget about boring old rules and regulations, on our server, anything goes! Build the house of your dreams, team up with friends to take on epic quests, and maybe even start a feud with your own brother over a virtual property. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual house-buying feud of your own!

PentagonStockpileCraft

defense budget, defense funding, defense stockpiles, defense stockpiles concerns, FOREIGN AID, international relations, military aid cuts, military aid packages, military aid reduction, military assistance, military equipment, military support, Pentagon stockpiles, Pentagon supplies, PentagonStockpileCraft, security assistance, Ukraine, us foreign policy, us military aid, US military assistance, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more loot than the US military aid packages to Ukraine! our chests are stacked to the brim with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear that will make you feel like a god in the game. plus, our pvp battles are so intense, it’s like a warzone out there.

we heard the Pentagon is worried about running out of supplies, but don’t worry, we got you covered. join now and help us stockpile even more epic loot. who needs military aid when you got a diamond sword and a shield of protection, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and show off your mad skills. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Brain Reset Minecraft Server

Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain plasticity, Cognitive science, discovery, hippocampus, Memory, memory consolidation, memory overload, Mice, Minecraft, neural pathways, neural silence, neurons, neuroscience, new learning, researchers, Reset, scientists, Server, sleep research, sleep reset mechanism

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANT TO JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE WE HAVE A SLEEP “RESET” MECHANISM JUST LIKE IN THAT FANCY SCIENTIST THINGY!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A GIANT CASTLE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND SUDDENLY YOU FORGET HOW TO MAKE A DOOR. NO WORRIES, OUR SERVER WILL RESET YOUR BRAIN CELLS SO YOU CAN LEARN HOW TO MAKE THAT DOOR ALL OVER AGAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SPECIAL HIPPOPOTAMUS (OR WAS IT HIPPOCAMPUS?) THAT WILL HELP YOUR MEMORY RESET AND GET READY FOR NEW ADVENTURES. WHO KNEW HIPPOS WERE SO SMART?

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST MIND-BENDING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. JOIN NOW AND LET YOUR BRAIN CELLS PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999!

TacoShackSMP

Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Economy, Minecraft, mod, MONEY, player-controlled economy, PvP, Server, Survival, TacoShackSMP, Voice Chat Support, weekly events

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

A Minecraft Server With A Fully Player Controlled Economy, We Run Weekly Events On Saturdays Where You Can Earn Money, Cosmetics, And More! This Server Is Mostly Survival But It Will Be Fun With Simple Voice Chat Support As Long As You And Your Friends Have The Mod It Will Work!

51.81.167.58:25594

Passion Craft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, break free, chains, Conquer, Craft, determination, inner strength, Liberation, Mantra, Minecraft, motivation, Overcome, Passion, Peace, personal growth, philosophy, power, self improvement, Server, sith code, Star Wars, strength, Victory

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old peaceful Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement, chaos, and a little bit of madness? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us and unleash your inner passion as you battle your way to victory. Gain strength by conquering epic challenges, and watch as your power grows with each block you mine. Break free from the chains of boring gameplay and experience the thrill of our server like never before.

But be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the adrenaline rush of our crazy adventures and wild events. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Chainshit Advocates Minecraft SMP Getting Absolutely Destroyed on Twitter and…

Absolutely, Advocates, And, avocado cheerleaders, behaviour, Biz, Board, bouys, chainshit, chainshit cult, Collapses, Cult, cult like, Destroyed, DRIVE, lashing out, Lets, Minecraft, Over.., real-time, scam, SCAMMERS, smp, twitter

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of getting absolutely DESTROYED on Twitter and /biz/ by the avocado cheerleaders? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the cult-like behavior and drive off scammers like the chainshit advocates. We’ve got insane stories, outrageous reasons to join, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, don’t let up bouys, let’s drive these scammers off our server and have a blast doing it!