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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 6623 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 284 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Potions Brewed: | 134 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against giant squid bosses, treasure hunts for hidden diamond thongs, and dance parties in the glowstone-lit disco cave. And don’t worry about getting lost – our resident parrot guides will lead you back to safety, squawking directions in perfect harmony.
So come on, strip down to your blocky birthday suit and join us on the wildest, wackiest, and most naked Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they love stealing clothes!