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| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 9438 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
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