🔥Petro Poroshenko Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Banter Bunker

Aleksandr Litvinenko., Aleksandr Shlapak, Arrest warrant, banter, blocky, Bunker, COUP, Crimean Bridge, Dmitry Peskov, Euromaidan protests, Kremlin, kyiv, Lanklets, National Security and Defence Council, No More Rape, Petro Poroshenko, President Zelensky, russia, Russian Criminal code, Stepan Kubiv, Terrorist, Ukraine, Viktor Yanukovych, Western-backed

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3221
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Towns Built:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7360
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Russian arrest warrant for the Ukrainian President? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Putin himself would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being wanted by a major world power, just like Zelensky and Poroshenko! Who needs boring old quests and building when you can have the adrenaline rush of evading arrest warrants?

With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Whether you’re dodging Russian spies or plotting a coup against your fellow players, the excitement never stops. So come on down and join the chaos – just make sure you have your lawyer on speed dial!

PetPals SMP: Best Pet Memories

animal companionship, beloved pet, best memory, Cherished moments, furry friend, happy memories, heartwarming memories, loving pet memories, Memories, pet, Pet Companions, pet love, pet memories, pet nostalgia, pet owner, pet relationships, pet stories, PetPals, Pets, smp, special moments, treasured memories, unforgettable bond

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and create even more epic memories with your virtual pets! Our server is filled with magical creatures that you can tame and ride into battle against other players. Imagine riding a giant chicken into a PvP match and squawking your way to victory! Plus, our pet grooming station allows you to give your pets stylish makeovers, from rainbow fur to diamond-studded collars. So come join us and make memories that will have you laughing for days!

PixelatedRevolution

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, climate change, cryptocurrency, digital payments, e commerce, electric vehicles, gene editing, online shopping, personalized medicine, PixelatedRevolution, remote work, renewable energy, self driving cars, Smart Home Devices, smartphones, social media, streaming, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Imagine a world where you could join a Minecraft server that is so epic, it would make your 10-year-ago self’s head explode! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined this server and found a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to fly like a majestic eagle. They soared through the skies, raining down diamonds on all the peasants below.

But that’s not all! This server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. You haven’t lived until you’ve partied with the undead.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and experience the unimaginable! Your 10-year-ago self would never believe it, but here you are, living the dream.

PastorPimpSenatorPHL

abuse of power, controversial figure, Corruption, criminal charges, detained, Exploitation, human trafficking, international news, Justice, legal issues, Pastor, PastorPimpSenatorPHL, Philippines, political ambitions, Politics, public office, religious leader, scandal, senatorial elections, sex trafficking, US

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Emeralds Found:	5629	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Love Letters Sent:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	2926	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Dragon Scales Harvested:	109	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

so like, u ever heard of a minecraft server run by a pastor who got caught for sex trafficking in the US but now he’s like running for senator in the Philippines? yeah, that’s the kind of wild ride you can expect on our server! join us for some crazy adventures, where anything can happen, from building epic structures to uncovering scandalous secrets. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next president of the blocky world! come join us and see where the madness takes you!

JujutsuCraft: Where you can punch your friends and cast spells while arguing over who gets the last diamond

Addon, Arguing, base raiding, Buffs, building contests, cast, Community, cursed energy, cursed technique, Debuffs, Diamond, Domain, Duels, Friends, Fusion, Infusion, Items, jujutsucraft, Minecraft, Punch, Rebirth system, roleplay events, Server, smp, Spells, Suggestions, Techniques, traits systems, Updates, Upgrade, Vessel system

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8209
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	231	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Custom addon updates
	Cursed Energy and Cursed Technique infusion
	Vessel system
	Traits systems
	Rebirth system
	RolePlay events
	Building contests

FAQ

Q: What is the theme of the Minecraft server?

A: The server is based on the Jujutsu Kaisen World.

Q: What updates are the owners and admins working on?

A: They are coding a custom addon for updates and custom suggestions from players, such as Cursed Energy and Cursed Technique infusion into items, Vessel system for fusing techniques, Traits system for buffs/debuffs, and Rebirth system for domain upgrades.

Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

A: RolePlay events including faction pvp, duels, and base raiding, as well as building contests and educational events on the modpack.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Feel free to join and ask questions on their Discord server: https://discord.gg/68ZkghPTyV

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

#53, Anime, Asexuality, Attention, baby-faced, blocky, cope, despise, Dominant, fag, foids, Fujoshits, Fun, Interest, male privilege, meme roleplay, Minecraft, porn addicts, relationship, SECURITY, Server, small bone structure, sperm bank, walk a line

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Love Letters Sent:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of feeling like a fag in relationships? Do you want to escape the clutches of weird Fujoshits and porn addicts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and donate your sperm to the sperm bank to create a future where guys like you can overpopulate the world and reverse the tides of female privilege! With baby-faced avatars and small bone structures, you’ll feel protected and dominant in this virtual world. Say goodbye to walking the line between being used and being ignored by females, and say hello to asexuality and anime coping mechanisms. Don’t be a fag, join our server and let’s make male privilege great again!

Bocchi si C++ Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Bocchi, c#, Cobol, coding, Common Lisp, computer science, Development, Engineering, IT, JavaScript, KITA, Languages, Minecraft, Nijika, programming, Ryo, scripting, smp, Software Development, Syntax, Technology

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

NoSpeakerPhoneLDR

awkward, basic etiquette, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, DISRESPECTFUL, family, ignoring, irrational, LDR, long-distance relationship, NoSpeakerPhoneLDR, phone calls, phone etiquette, privacy, relationships, Speakerphone, text messages, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5716
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you won’t be put on speakerphone during your virtual dates! No more awkward conversations with your partner’s family while you’re just trying to have a private chat. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your phone etiquette woes, our community is here to support you. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom to text with multiple times a week! Join now and say goodbye to speakerphone drama!

NostalgicCraft SMP

bittersweet, Childhood, emotions, longing, Memories, Nostalgia, nostalgic feelings, nostalgic memories, nostalgic moments, nostalgic thoughts, NostalgicCraft, past, reminiscent, reminiscent thoughts, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental feelings, sentimental journey, sentimental memories, sentimental moments, smp, wistful

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	730	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Remember that time you accidentally punched a creeper into your friend’s house and blew it up? Or when you tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up plummeting to your doom instead? Join our Minecraft SMP for a trip down memory lane filled with chaos, laughter, and epic fails! Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, our server is the perfect place to relive those moments that always make you nostalgic. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and unforgettable memories!

DumpedCraft: Creeper Edition

BETRAYAL, breakup advice, breakup recovery, breakup stories, breakup support, breakup survival, broken heart, coping with breakup, creeper, DUMPED, DumpedCraft, Edition, emotional pain, getting over ex, Healing Process, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Love Lost, moving on, painful breakup, relationship ending, relationship problems, worst breakup

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Emeralds Found:	5678
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Have you ever been dumped by getting pushed off a cliff into a pit of lava? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic breakup stories and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with heartbreak and hilarity!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Potions Brewed:	137	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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