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BlockBusters: MineCraft Mayhem

Abolish, blockbusters, career, controversial, debate, Eliminate, employment, erase, get rid of, Job, Labor, MAYHEM, Minecraft, obsolete, occupation, Outdated, Profession, society, Unnecessary, unwanted, Vote, why, work

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	299
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	557
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of dealing with pesky villagers and their never-ending demands for emeralds? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those annoying NPCs once and for all! Our server is a utopia where villagers are banned and players reign supreme. No more trading for useless items or protecting villages from zombie attacks – it’s all about building, mining, and having a blast with your fellow gamers.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring old occupations of trading and protecting villagers, come join our server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who needs society when you have llamas and endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft?

Emperor Palpatine’s Better Management Skills

character analysis, comparison, Conflict Resolution, dark side, Decision making, emperor, Emperor Palpatine, fictional characters, fictional managers, fictional universe, jedi, leadership, leadership styles, light side, Management, Manager, Mentorship, obi wan kenobi, Palpatines, power dynamics, Sith, Skills, Star Wars, strategic planning

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Votes:	6460
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where emperor palpatine is the boss. he’s, like, way better at managing things than obi-wan kenobi. like, obi-wan is cool and all, but palpatine just knows how to run things, ya know?

join this server if you want to be part of palpatine’s empire. he’s got all the power and resources you need to dominate the minecraft world. plus, he’s got lightning powers, so that’s pretty cool.

obi-wan might be all about the jedi code and stuff, but palpatine is all about getting things done. he’ll lead you to victory and make sure you have a great time on the server.

come join us and experience the dark side of minecraft. we have cookies. and force lightning. what more could you ask for?

Pixel Pervs R Us

accessibility, Attention, Behavior, distracted tendencies, distraction, ENGAGEMENT, findings, habits, impulsive behavior, impulsivity, INDIVIDUALS, internet, MAINTAIN, Medium, novelty appeal, online pornography, Pervs, PIXEL, Psychology, research, Struggle, study

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9666
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83

HEY U! YEAH U! R U STRUGGLIN TO KEEP FOCUS? DO U GET DISTRACTED EASILY? THEN U NEED TO JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE GOT BLOCKS AND CREEPERS AND STUFF THAT WILL KEEP U SO ENGAGED U WON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT PORN!

OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL PLACE WHERE U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT AND EXPLORE ENDLESS WORLDS! PLUS, IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT WILL FOLLOW U AROUND AND SPIT AT ANYONE WHO TRIES TO DISTRACT U!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND SAY BYE-BYE TO PORN AND HELLO TO BLOCKY ADVENTURES!

Doritos Craft

Active players, Adventure, building, Community, Competition, Crafting, Creative, Doritos Craft, Economy, Exploration, Faction, faction server, Factions, Fun, Gaming, Hardcore, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Raiding, role playing, Server, Strong Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9712
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Doritos Craft Official Faction Server! Join our server and make your faction great! Strong economy, and active daily player list!

doritoscraft.apexmc.co

CHEOWORLD WINTER UPDATE Minecraft server

Auto-mine, Cases, CHEOWORLD, Griefer survival, Jobs, Mechanics, Minecraft, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Unique, winter update

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magic Items Found:	2909	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Welcome to CHEOWORLD! This is a griefer survival server that won’t let you get bored! The server contains interesting mechanics that are not found on any server except CHEOWORLD!

cheoworld.mclan.ru

Invictus

Bedrock compatibility, Brewery & Alcohol, Chairs & Sitting, Community Events, Custom Plugin Pack, Dedicated host, hard difficulty, Invictus, Lockable Chests, Player Shops, Server Lore Channel, Shooting Stars, smp, vanilla tweaks, Viewable Web Map

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2414
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	266	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

Invictus SMP Server Overview

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Our Discord	https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 200+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base. Please note that you must join our Discord before playing online.

Features:

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty
🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
🗺️ Viewable Web Map
🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
👥 Community Events
🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
🏬 Player Shops
🔐 Lockable Chests
⭐️ Shooting Stars
🪑 Chairs & Sitting
➕ Much more!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the server IP invictus.r2f.co and the Bedrock port 25591.

Q: Is the server only for a specific platform?

A: No, our server is Bedrock compatible, so players from different platforms can join.

Q: Are there any in-game events?

A: Yes, we have community events and other activities for players to participate in.

Cosmic Musk Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, 6th generation stealth fighters, China, Chinese engineers, Copium, Cosmic, Downfall, Espionage, F-22, High IQ, human Resources, ignorance, Musk, NIGGADS, niggers, non-Whites, pajeets, Quest, subhumans, tech development, WHITE POWER, yf-23

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4176
Secret Passages Found:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you question reality? Forget about China flying stealth fighters, join our server because we have NIGGADS – the cancelled American fighter that’s now redesigned for ultimate gaming experience. We may not have high IQ people left, but we sure have the craziest players who will blow your mind with their skills. Plus, we don’t support Pajeets, but we do support Musk’s theory that the US has bottom barrel human resources. So, if you’re ready to join a server where ignorance and white-power copium reign supreme, then this is the place for you. Don’t miss out on the madness and mayhem – join now!

/Gay Muscle Gut Minecraft SMP/

Bara, Bear Community, body positivity, Bodybuilding, CHUBBY, Chubby chaser, fat, FITNESS, Gay, Gaymers, gchub, Gut, LGBTQ, masculine, Men, Minecraft, Muscle, muscle bear, Muscle worship, musclegut, smp, Strongfat, weightlifting

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7440
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you a strongfat man who doesn’t quite fit in on other Minecraft SMPs like /bara/ or /gchub/? Well, look no further because /gmg/ is the place for you! We cater to all the gay muscleguts out there, no matter what level of fat or muscle you’re rocking.

Join us for epic battles where your strength and size will be put to the test. Take on other players in PvP matches that will leave you sweating and laughing at the same time. Show off your impressive builds that will make other players green with envy.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where only the biggest and burliest players are allowed. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures and rare items waiting to be discovered by those brave enough to venture into the depths.

So why wait? Join /gmg/ today and unleash your inner gay musclegut in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

PatiencePaysOff in Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, Dedication, delayed gratification, delayed results, determination, discipline, Endurance, fulfillment, hard work, Long-term goals, Minecraft, patience, PatiencePaysOff, perseverance, persistence, Rewards, satisfaction, self-control, smp, success, time investment, worth waiting for

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Star Shards Collected:	230	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join this lit Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some next level shenanigans. We got diamond giveaways every hour, a secret underground disco party, and a pet chicken that can do the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can tame dragons with just a wink. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and maybe even a dance-off with a creeper, then join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

ScareCraft: Fav Movie?

chilling, Cinema, classic, Cult, FAV, Favorite, fear, film, Gore, Halloween, Horror, iconic, jump scares, Movie, Psychological, ScareCraft, scary movie, scream, slasher, spooky, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	106	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are scarier than a baby zombie in a dark cave? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate horror movie experience! Join us if you dare for a spine-chilling adventure filled with haunted mansions, creepy forests, and jump scares around every corner. But be warned, you might just end up screaming like a noob who just got blown up by a creeper! So grab your popcorn, turn off the lights, and get ready for a Minecraft server experience that will have you saying “I should have just watched a scary movie instead!”