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ViceFreeLife Minecraft Server

childfree, Childhood, Communication, Confrontation, Empathy, financial struggles, friendship, judgment, Minecraft, missed opportunities, neglect, parenting, POVERTY, Priorities, sacrifice, Selfishness, Server, single mom, Tough Decisions, tough love, Understanding, ViceFreeLife, vices

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9603
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Crops Grown:	9828	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where priorities are as twisted as a creeper in a tornado! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a creeper explosion in a village.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, on our server, you’ll witness more twists and turns than a redstone contraption gone wrong.

Join us and witness the epic saga of Emily, the queen of questionable decisions, and her daughter Emma, who just wants a bike and some swim lessons. Will Emily ever prioritize her daughter over cigarettes and weed? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of confronting your friends about their parenting choices while dodging creepers and zombies. Will you be the hero who helps Emma get her swim lessons, or will you be labeled as the ultimate Minecraft villain?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive into a world where the drama is as intense as a battle with the Ender Dragon. Remember, on our server, anything can happen – even a pig riding a minecart!

NoMoreBS_Server

ANNOYING, convince, fads, frustrating, Great, hype, influence, Mainstream, Manipulation, Marketing, NoMoreBS_Server, Opinions, Overrated, peer pressure, people, Persuasion, Popular, Propaganda, sick of, social media, trends

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of people trying to convince you that eating dirt is the next superfood craze? Well, we’ve got something even better for you – our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always up for a friendly game of spleef.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

TiszaCraft: Orban’s Nightmare

Decades, EU vote, Hungary, Nightmare, opposition, Orbán, Orbans, Support, Surge, Tisza, TiszaCraft, WEAKEST

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Towns Built:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

lol so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be, man. it’s like a wild ride through a land of blocky adventures and epic battles. like, seriously, you gotta join this server if you wanna have a blast.

imagine this: you log in and suddenly you’re in the middle of a massive battle between giant chickens and evil zombies. it’s chaos, man, but it’s so much fun. and then, out of nowhere, a herd of rainbow sheep come flying by, leaving a trail of glitter in their wake. it’s like, what even is happening, but you can’t stop laughing.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, that’s right. you stumble upon a hidden cave filled with flashing lights, funky music, and dancing villagers. it’s the party of the century, and you’re invited.

plus, there’s this rumor that if you find the legendary diamond sword hidden deep in the jungle, you’ll gain superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. like, who wouldn’t wanna be the king of this crazy world?

so, yeah, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on this server. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

SmartCraft: Morality Mix-Up

Behavior, Character, cognitive dissonance, concerning, Decision making, ethical dilemma, Ethics, evil people, good people, Human nature, intelligence, mixup, moral compass, morality, philosophy, Psychology, rationality, Smart, SmartCraft, societal norms, vice, Virtue

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Divine Spears Created:	29	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

LOL come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can be as good or as evil as u want! we got smart evil geniuses and smart goodie two shoes runnin around like chickens with their heads cut off! morality? who needs dat when u can be a mastermind of chaos or a saint of goodness! join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

CavityCraft: AI Dentist Prodigy

ai, Artificial Intelligence, cavities, CavityCraft, deep learning, dental accuracy, dental advancements, dental care, dental diagnosis, dental diagnosis tools, dental health, dental healthcare, dental imaging, dental industry, dental innovation, dental professionals, dental technology, dental technology advancements, dentist, Dentists, machine learning, Prodigy, X-ray images

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4668
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE HAVING AN AI DENTIST BUT FOR YOUR BLOCKY ADVENTURES! WE USE DEEP LEARNING TO MAKE SURE YOU NEVER MISS A HIDDEN TREASURE OR SECRET CAVE. OUR EXPERTISE IN X-RAY VISION (NOT REALLY, JUST KIDDING) WILL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER MISS A CAVITY… I MEAN, A DIAMOND! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH PIXELATED MADNESS AND LET US SHOW YOU A WHOLE NEW WORLD OF BLOCK-BUSTING FUN!

CodexGrief Our VK https://vk.com/codexgrief Minecraft server

Account.., banner, CodexGrief, Community, Creative, description, Events, Factions, Gaming, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, OWNER, Ranks, Server, Survival, vk

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

The owner of the server “CodexGrief Our VK httpsvk.comcodexgrief” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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BritPolCraft – WakeyWakey Minecraft Server

Airbnb, Azerbaijani banker, BIBLE, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, Buckingham Palace, CHRISTIANS, D-Day veteran, emergency worker, eternal life, Glory, Gove replacement, Honor, IMMORTALITY, ISLAMIC STATE, king charles, Knightsbridge, love, Michael Mosley, Minecraft, national service, Nigeria, persistence, public spending cuts, rishi sunak, Romans 2:7, Server, Starmer, Surrey Heath, Tax, UK voters, wakey wakey, WakeyWakey, Wedding

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Votes:	5811	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dimension Hops:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the news headlines? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your way to eternal life, just like in Romans 2:7! And if you’re feeling romantic, come witness our D-Day veteran, 100, tying the knot with his 96-year-old bride in-game!

But that’s not all – we have emergency workers getting stretchered away, sniffer dogs with burnt paws, and Buckingham Palace drama that will make your head spin! And if you’re into politics, we’ve got Starmer failing to rule out public spending cuts and UK voters split on pledges not to raise taxes – it’s a virtual political rollercoaster!

And don’t even get us started on the scandals – Gove’s replacement caught claiming he moved to Surrey Heath when his home was found on AirBnb, and an Azerbaijani banker’s wife defending her £15m Knightsbridge home purchase. Plus, Islamic State is executing Christians in Nigeria, adding a touch of danger to your Minecraft experience!

So come join our server for a mix of chaos, drama, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

SonicGals Minecraft Server

autism, autism acceptance, autism awareness, autism spectrum, autistic representation, Characters, Diversity, Girls, Minecraft, neurodiversity, reminder, representation, sega, Server, sonic, Sonic characters, Sonic fanbase, Sonic franchise, Sonic Girls, Sonic lore, sonic the hedgehog, SonicGals, video games

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7148
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – all Sonic characters on this server, yes, even the girls, have some form of autism. That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

Picture this: Sonic zooming around at the speed of light, Tails building insane contraptions that defy all laws of physics, and Knuckles… well, let’s just say Knuckles is always getting himself into some kind of trouble. And don’t even get me started on Amy – she’s a total wildcard!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, epic quests, and secret dungeons just waiting to be explored. And did I mention the giant talking mushrooms that roam the land? Yeah, things can get pretty weird around here.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of laughs, surprises, and maybe a little chaos, then come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because with Sonic and the gang around, anything can happen!

BlameTheFiancéMC

BlameTheFiancéMC, disturbance, elementary school teacher, EMBARRASSMENT, expensive restaurants, expensive tastes, fine dining, friend group, Hunger, McDonalds, POVERTY, poverty wages, Salads, side salad, SNACKS, software engineer, split bills, weight

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mines Excavated:	3095	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	251	Dragon Eggs Found:	6591
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t go hungry like this poor elementary school teacher! Join us and feast like a king (or queen) with our virtual fine dining experiences that won’t break the bank.

Our software engineer players may have expensive tastes, but don’t worry, we won’t judge you for ordering a side salad or soup. In fact, we encourage it! Who needs to eat out at fancy restaurants when you can dine in style in our pixelated world?

And don’t worry about causing disturbances like the OP in this story – we embrace outrageousness and crazy stories here. So come join us and let your creativity run wild in our Minecraft server!

OnlyFansCraft

adult entertainment, Communication, consent, DATING, digital age, empowerment, financial independence, Intimacy, judgment, modern dating, online content creators, onlyfans, OnlyfansCraft, Open-mindedness, personal boundaries, relationships, Self-expression, sex work, social media influencers, Stereotypes, Trust

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magic Items Found:	3812	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can date your very own OnlyFans girl! That’s right, not only will you have a loyal companion to explore the blocky landscapes with, but she’ll also be posting exclusive content just for you on her virtual OnlyFans page. Who needs diamonds when you have a virtual girlfriend who can twerk like there’s no tomorrow? Join our server now for a love story like no other!