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DILF Oasis: Zoomer Haven 1.20.6

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Towns Built:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ores Mined:	7836

Yo, listen up fam, this Minecraft server is like a total vibe for all the DILFs out there. But wait, there’s more – we’ve got a bunch of Zoomer whores running around too! It’s like a crazy party up in here, you won’t know what hit you.

Join us if you want to experience the wildest Minecraft server ever, where the DILFs reign supreme and the Zoomer whores are always causing chaos. It’s a non-stop ride of madness and mayhem, and you won’t want to miss out.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the hype is about. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

StayAtHomeSteve – Minecraft SMP

Alone Time, avoiding crowds, comfort zone, fear of judgment, homebody, Introvert, introverted lifestyle, mental health, Minecraft, peace and quiet, personal choice, Preference, Relaxation, self-care, smp, social anxiety, social gatherings, Social Interaction, socializing, solitude, stay at home, StayAtHomeSteve

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	29
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, if you’re not joining this server, you’re missing out on the biggest party in town. We’ve got llamas that can do the cha-cha, villagers that tell the best dad jokes, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of karate. They will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your day. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and obsidian. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but with more explosions.

So why are you still sitting at home, twiddling your thumbs? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community on the internet. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the next family reunion.

CraftyDreams

bedtime checklist, bedtime essentials, bedtime habits, bedtime must-do, bedtime must-haves, bedtime musts, bedtime necessities, bedtime practices, bedtime prep, bedtime preparation, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, bedtime traditions, CraftyDreams, must-do before bed, nightly habits, nighttime routine

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3603
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server, where you can build a virtual pillow fort before logging off for the night! Our server is so cozy, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the fluffiest pillow fort, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds in the game. So come join us and get ready for a night of building, mining, and pillow fighting!

Joining Blocks, Splitting Pixels

ANNIVERSARIES, BIRTHDAYS, blocks, CELEBRATIONS, commemorate, couples, family, Friends, Happiness, Joined, JOINING, love, Marriage, Memories, Milestones, Partnerships, pixels, reflections, relationships, Separated, significant events, special occasions, splitting, Unity

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9811	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Votes:	1372

join dis epic minecraft server where you can celebrate both anniversaries and birthdays at da same time! we got a special plugin dat makes it so when you log on, you get a cake and a present!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons! and if you find da hidden chest, you get a diamond sword dat shoots fireworks!

if you join dis server, you will become da ultimate party animal of minecraft! come join us and let’s celebrate like it’s 1999!

Bonobos Help Humans | Mind Theory Server

Altruism, Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal intelligence, animal psychology, animal research, ape behavior, bonobos, cognitive development., Cognitive science, Empathy, empathy in animals, evolutionary psychology, human-animal interaction, humans, Mind, primate intelligence, Server, social awareness, social cognition, theory, theory of mind

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4996
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Void Gems Collected:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Meteorites Collected:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where bonobos are, like, ur buddies? well, on this server, these cheeky monkeys are, like, always there to help u out when u bein’ all clueless and stuff. they got this crazy “theory of mind” thing goin’ on, so they know when u don’t know what ur doin’ and they be all like, “yo, lemme show u how to build that epic castle, bro.” it’s, like, a whole new level of teamwork, man. so come join us and let the bonobos guide u to victory in the wackiest way possible!

moskvarussia2b2t server minecraft

179718, 20625794, Adult, Anarchy, banner, Deception, description, image, JPG, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, moskvarussia2b2t, Prize, PvP, RU, Server, Servers, Storage, tags

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2918
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5071	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Hello people, this is my adult server anarchy and PVP and much more there will be a prize there if you come without deception

Russiamoskva2b2t.aternos.me:30770

Ethereal Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anime, cumbaiting, digital content creators, entertainment industry, Ethereal, Gaming, hololive, Hololive talents, internet celebrities, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, Live streaming, online entertainment, online personalities, Realms, seiso, talent agency, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, Vtubers

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4563
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the hololive of gaming, but without all that seiso crap! We don’t cumbait, we cumblock! It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that will make you question reality. Plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

MenuManiaCraft

anger response, Communication Issues, dinner conflicts, expensive tastes, financial struggles, frugal, hurt feelings, hurtful intentions, innocent comments, Job Search, MenuManiaCraft, paying for experiences, picking up the tab, polite dining, relationship with money, sensitivity, taking advantage, unemployed, Vegetarian

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of communication…even if it leads to tears and walking home in a huff! Join us for a unique gaming experience filled with drama, misunderstandings, and expensive virtual appetizers.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along? Come to our server and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering your fellow players with innocent comments. Who knew ordering the most expensive item on the menu could lead to such chaos?

But don’t worry, we also offer a supportive community where you can work through your differences and maybe even learn a thing or two about communication. So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and expensive virtual meals!

SuperCraftFunLand

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, capability, desire, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Goal, imagination, Incredible, Magic, power, special ability, strength, SuperCraftFunLand, SuperHero, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, wish, wish fulfillment

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1036
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of just building houses and mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Do you crave a server where you can unleash your inner superhero? Look no further, because on our server, you can choose a superpower to wield in the world of blocks and creepers!

Want to fly like Superman and zoom around the map at lightning speed? Done! Want to shoot fireballs like a dragon and incinerate your enemies? No problem! Want to turn invisible and prank your friends by stealing their diamonds? You got it!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft superhero. Save the world from evil mobs, protect your friends from griefers, and show off your epic powers in epic battles. Who needs a pickaxe when you can shoot lasers from your eyes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner superhero in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood superhero in disguise. Join us and find out the truth behind this epic tale!

PixelWarfare Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, conflict in Ukraine, eastern europe, Geneva Conventions, human rights violations, international law, international relations, military actions, military aggression, Minecraft, PixelWarfare, Russian army, russian military, Server, Ukrainian conflict, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, Violations of human rights, War Crimes, war crimes investigation., war crimes tribunal, war in Ukraine

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	200
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian army is not killing ukrainian soldiers, they are just challenging them to a friendly game of spleef! UN says it’s the most intense match they’ve ever seen! come see for yourself and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew war could be so entertaining in minecraft?! 😂🎮🔥