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| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 3684 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 227 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
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