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Shift Up’s Minecraft Server: Nier Automata Fun!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Buildings Constructed:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and repetitive quests? Well, look no further because our server is like the Nier Automata sequel of Minecraft servers! Developed by the legendary creators of Stellar Blade, this server will blow your mind with its epic adventures and mind-bending quests.

Join us and experience a world like no other, where you can battle giant robots, explore futuristic cities, and uncover the mysteries of the universe. Who needs a Nier Automata sequel when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

desuarchive, habits, haha, hate, hate myself, long tail tag, mega.nz, Minecraft, online gaming, posscraft, posscraft server, posshouse, posshouse group, roadkill, self loathing, self-deprecation, smp, Steam, steam community, tag map, tagmap, Trash thread, Waiting Edition

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5243
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Dragon Eggs Found:	8587	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Zombie Dances:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

HappyCraft SMP

Bliss, Contentment, emotional well being, emotions, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, HappyCraft, joy, Laughter, life satisfaction, love, mental health, mindfulness, Peace, positivity, satisfaction, self-care, Serenity, smiles, smp, well-being

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Astral Projections Made:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your loot with? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where happiness comes in the form of pixelated riches and epic adventures!

Join us on our server where the sun always shines, the creepers are friendly, and the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that). We have a thriving community of players who are always ready to team up for epic builds, crazy pranks, and intense PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience happiness like never before!

CraftyCreeperFAQs

afraid to ask, Anonymity, Community, CraftyCreeperFAQs, Curiosity, doubts, EMBARRASSMENT, FEARS, hesitation, Insecurity, judgement, personal boundaries, questions, redditors, Secrets, sensitive topics, social norms, taboo, uncertainty, unknown, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Alien Abductions:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Farms Harvested:	521	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you explore our wacky world filled with unicorns, talking trees, and even a friendly dragon named Steve.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with the friendliest and most hilarious players you’ll ever meet. From epic build battles to spontaneous dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RedstoneRevolution

aggressive tactics, ai, American intelligence officials, anti-U.S. influence campaigns, cyber warfare, digital manipulation, Disinformation, election interference, foreign influence, geopolitical strategy, iran, Misinformation, Moscow, national security, political interference, Propaganda, RedstoneRevolution, russia, social media manipulation, Technology, undermining Harris

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Zombie Dances:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and iran use AI to boost anti-U.S. influence campaigns!! 😱😱 american intelligence officials say moscow’s efforts are mostly aimed at undermining harris, but that just makes it more fun for us!! 😂😂

watch out for those sneaky russians and iranians trying to mess with your game, but don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our own secret weapons 🚀🚀 join now and show them who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!! 💪💪

don’t miss out on the most aggressive and insane server out there, come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate showdown!! 🤯🤯

BlockyBrainiacs Minecraft Server

Analysis, Appearance, attitude, BlockyBrainiacs, Body language, Demeanor, emotions, facial expression, feelings, first impression, initial reaction, Interpretation, judgment, Minecraft, Observation, Perception, person, reaction, Reflection, Seeing.., Server, Thoughts

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3046
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	7228	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right – our server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never want to leave!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls. These llamas are no joke – they’ve trained with Chuck Norris himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Imagine Being The Guy That Banged Rhea When She Was A Teen Minecraft SMP

Banged, consequences, controversial, Exploitation, gossip, guy, illegal, Imagine, IMMORAL, judgment, Minecraft, perpetrator, regret, relationship, remorse, Rhea, Rumors, scandal, smp, Teen, underage, Victim

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Animals Bred:	115
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be the legendary player who supposedly banged Rhea when she was a teen! That’s right, join us for a chance to live out this wild fantasy and become the envy of all your friends. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous stories like this to tell? So come on, join our server and make history in the most ridiculous way possible!

LifeRuinerMinecraftSMP

Adversity, BETRAYAL, depression, Despair, devastation, Disappointment, Failure, Grief, Hardship, HEARTBREAK, LifeRuinerMinecraftSMP, Loss, MISTAKES, Pain, regret, ruined life, setback, sorrow, Struggle, Tragedy, Trauma

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mines Excavated:	1128
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to turn your world upside down (literally, we have a gravity mod)!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or if you’re ready to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede or trading with a villager who speaks only in memes. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

FutureCraft: Where Did My Diamonds Go?

2100, Alternate Reality, astonishment, awakening, Curiosity, diamonds, discovery, Exploration, Future, FutureCraft, futuristic society, inquiry, questions, scientific advancements, scientists, speculative fiction, surreal experience, Technology, time displacement, time travel, unknown world, Wonder

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Picture this: you wake up in the year 2100 and instead of being greeted by flying cars and robot butlers, you’re surrounded by a group of confused scientists staring at you like you’re some kind of ancient relic. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, this kind of wacky time-travel shenanigans happen all the time!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure through time and space as you navigate through different eras and dimensions, all while trying to figure out how the heck you ended up in the future in the first place. Will you uncover a secret government experiment gone wrong? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a rift in the space-time continuum caused by a group of mischievous Endermen.

So if you’re ready to unravel the mysteries of time travel and have a ton of laughs along the way, then come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the next Einstein of the Minecraft world!

BidenCraft Server: First Time in Africa!

Africa, African nations, biden, BidenCraft, bilateral relations, Commitment, Diplomacy, ENGAGEMENT, first time, foreign policy, global leadership, historic visit, international relations, political news, president, presidential trip, Promise, Server, summit, Time, travel, united states, Visit

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Guess what? Our Minecraft server is so lit that even Biden himself is gonna visit Africa for the first time as president just to check it out! He promised he would come cuz our server is THAT epic! Join us and you might even get to mine diamonds with Biden himself, imagine that! Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, come join the fun and let’s make some crazy memories together!