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Why Did He Do It? Minecraft Server

ability to breathe, Asphyxiation, Black Lives Matter, brutal crime., cardiac arrest, cause of death, compassionate spirit, excessive semen, family appeal, forgiveness, healing, horrifying footage, HOURS, JURORS, large genital, Minecraft, Mohamed Noor Iidow, multiple times, Natalie, Old Bailey, oversized sexual organ, police examiners, Server, soda bottle, Throat, Understanding, Victim, vile attack, why did he do it, windpipe

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	188
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compare to the crazy adventures you’ll have!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling against players with oversized soda bottle-sized genitals, just like the fiend in the Old Bailey case! Will you be able to survive the onslaught of excessive semen deposits and asphyxiation attacks? Only the bravest players will come out on top!

But don’t worry, our server also has a compassionate side. Just like Natalie, our players believe in forgiveness and healing, even for those who brutally take your life in-game. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of Minecraft with a twist!

Join now and let the insanity begin!

Illegal Block Building Minecraft SMP

app, BLOCK, building, compatibility, control, ctrl, Firewall, G Hub, g502, illegal, Issue, jew, logitech, Logitech Gaming Software, Minecraft, OFFLINE, On-board memory, ONLINE, Problem, Shift, Shift keys, shitty, smp, software

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Are you tired of being held hostage by Logitech and their sneaky tactics? Join our Minecraft SMP where we rebel against oppressive software companies! We’ve got players who have hacked their way into the system to make sure you can use your G502 with the Logitech Gaming Software program without any issues. Plus, we’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold meetings to strategize against these tech giants. Join us and fight the good fight against the tyranny of G Hub!

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base building, classic minecraft, classic survival, Cooperative gameplay, cooperative play, efficient tree cutting, Exploration, long journeys, Minecraft Experience, mob defense, multiplayer, multiplayer server, player cooperation, Resource Gathering, sethome command, survival gameplay, TreeCapitator plugin, Vanilla, Vanilla Gameplay, vanilla server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Multilangage server, vanilla

Simple Survival: The server aims to provide a classic Minecraft experience where players can build, survive, and explore without heavy modifications to the game’s mechanics. It’s perfect for those who enjoy the fundamentals of survival gameplay. Come with Friends: Invite your friends to join the server and work together. The experience can be shared in cooperative play, making it easier to build huge projects, defend against mobs, and explore the world. /sethome: This command allows players to set a home location that they can teleport back to whenever they like. This feature is especially helpful for long journeys or returning to a base after exploring far distances. TreeCapitator: This plugin makes tree cutting more efficient by allowing players to chop down entire trees with a single hit. Once you chop the base of the tree, the entire tree will come down, making resource gathering faster and reducing the time spent chopping individual logs.

kakoukakou.duckdns.org:2556

CraftyVShojo+ Server

ApricotFroot, CraftyVShojo, geega, HarukaKaribu, HenyaDiscussion, henyathegenius, HestiaHappiness, HimeHajime, Hotaru, Ironmouse, K9KURO, KsonDiscussion, ksonsouchou, Matarakan, michimochievee, MouseDiscussion, NagIsekaied, PekeIsPeak, projektmelody, Server, vshojo, VShojoOfficialChannels, Vtubers, zentreya

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	6425	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever, where you can join VShojo and vtubers in their quest to conquer the virtual world! Michi and Are are currently battling it out in PlateUp, along with Rynako and Ruben – it’s a showdown of epic proportions! But that’s not all, we’ve got Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen all ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes their way.

Join us for non-stop fun and chaos as we build, mine, and explore together. And if you see any bait, just ignore it and report it – we’re all about keeping things comfy and civil here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let’s show the virtual world what we’re made of!

Disclaimer: No actual virtual world conquering will occur. Just a bunch of crazy fun with some awesome people.

A Maze Adventure Minecraft SMP

Adventure, AMA, Ask a self-proclaimed genius anything, Brainiac, Clever, Curiosity, discussion, Expert, GENIUS, INFORMATION, inquiring, inquiry, inquisitive, Insight, intelligence, interview, knowledge, learning, Maze, Minecraft, Q&A, Smart, smp, wisdom

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to ask a self-proclaimed genius anything and watch them try to come up with ridiculous answers that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane builds that will make you question reality itself. Need a break from the mundane world of survival mode? Come join us and participate in our weekly “Build Battle” where the theme is always something completely random like “unicorns riding motorcycles” or “giant flying tacos.”

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a prank war will break out or when someone will decide to turn the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs and chaos, come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all!

The Expeditions SMP

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5572
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

The Expeditions SMP is a Whitelisted Modded Worlbuilding Minecraft server with a chill and welcoming community! We offer a custom 12k by 12k map along with a custom modpack. — Join the Discord server, apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

expeditionsmp.mine.fun:25705

Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server

best controller, console gaming, Controller Comparison, Controller thread, gamesaar, gaming accessories, Gaming Community, gaming discussions, gaming equipment, gaming forums, Gaming hardware, gaming issues, gaming peripherals, gaming technology, high-end controller, Minecraft, PC Gaming, pic related, PIXEL, playhouse, reliable controllers, Server, stick drift, third party alternatives

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Villages Defended:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of your controller constantly drifting like a lost sheep in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server has the most epic controllers that will never let you down! Our controllers are so reliable, they make the Ender Dragon look like a baby zombie. Join our server and experience gaming like never before – no more stick drifts, just smooth sailing through the pixelated world of Minecraft. And as for gamesaar, well let’s just say they’re like the diamond sword of gaming forums – sharp, shiny, and always ready to help you slay any gaming issues that come your way. So come on, join our server and level up your gaming experience to infinity and beyond!

Minecraft SMP – Viral Reality Lewd General #2369

18+ Avatar Resources, Anime models, Avatar Resources, Bag o’ dicks, EUWednesday, Fucked Up Movie Thursday, furry thread, general, Guide to Avatars, lewd, Lewd Meets, Minecraft, NAWednesday, New to VR, Non-Lewd Meets, OP template rentry., OpenVR Advanced Settings, Other resources, playspace mover, Previous thread, Real Ejaculate, Reality, Sad Anime Sunday, smp, Sunday, Tech, THURSDAY, tierlist, Tipsy Tuesday, VCC, Velle Ass Invasion, viral, virtual reality

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	1068
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Void Gems Collected:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2369! Our motto is “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™, so you know things are gonna get wild.

Are you new to VR? No problem, we’ve got resources to help you get started. Need some 18+ avatar resources? We’ve got anime models, tech, furry stuff (furry thread is down the block), and even a bag o’ dicks!

Want to learn how to utilize avatars with the VCC? Check out our guide. And if you’re looking for some advanced settings, we’ve got you covered with OpenVR Advanced Settings.

We have lewd meets in both EU and NA timezones, as well as non-lewd meets like Tipsy Tuesday, Fucked Up Movie Thursday, and Sad Anime Sunday.

So come join us for some virtual fun and craziness – you won’t regret it! Just remember to download at your own risk, because things can get pretty out there. See you in the virtual world!

EthernalCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, Minecraft Gaming Online gaming Multiplayer Adventure Role-playing Sandbox Survival Open-world Building Exploration PvP MMORPG Creative Fantasy Simulation Crafting Community Exploration Virtual reality, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9665
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Farms Harvested:	111
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Void Gems Collected:	39	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Welcome to EthernalCraft,

Ethernal craft is a semi Vanilla/survival server with plenty of things to do such as Survival, Skyblock, Parkour, PvP, Lifesteal and much more, does this seem interesting to you to join this friendly community and have fun in our server? Come and have fun let’s see 🙂

185.228.82.2:25651

Was RT America Dangerously Based Minecraft Server

#youtube, America, anti-Semitic content, Based, blocked channels, Censorship, conspiracy theories, dangerously, digital platforms, Disinformation, freedom of speech, global news, internet scrubbing, Media bias, media manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, News Reporting, online content, political agenda, Propaganda, RT America, Russian state-sponsored news, Server, terminated channels

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ores Mined:	1439	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2536	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	443
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Potions Brewed:	55
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone. Join us for a chance to battle against Russian state-sponsored mobs and watch out for those pesky RT America creepers – they’ll try to tell you that “the Jew fears the BAC” before exploding in a shower of misinformation. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join our server now!