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CraftyLaughs Minecraft Server

amusing, Chuckle, Clever, Connection, CraftyLaughs, Creative, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, internet, JOKE, LAUGH, lol, Minecraft, name.., Network, Server, Technology, WiFi, wireless

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6558
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	7582	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	155

Have you ever seen a WIFI network name that made you spit out your drink from laughing so hard? Well, imagine joining our Minecraft server and experiencing that level of hilarity 24/7! Our server is like a comedy club on steroids, with jokes flying left and right as you mine, build, and battle your way to victory. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and entertaining Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to LOL your way to Minecraft greatness!

DreamJobCraft

career satisfaction, creativity, dream job, DreamJobCraft, following your heart, fulfillment, Happiness, love, no object, non-traditional job, Passion, personal fulfillment, pursuing dreams, Pursuing passion, pursuing your passion, Self-expression, unconventional career, unconventional choice, unconventional job, unconventional path, unique career

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3567
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in the real world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest dreams!

Imagine a world where you can be a professional unicorn wrangler, a professional banana peeler, or even a professional cloud sculptor. The possibilities are endless!

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you embark on crazy adventures and meet wacky characters along the way. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for underwater basket weaving or become the world’s first professional llama whisperer.

So what are you waiting for? Leave reality behind and join our server for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience like no other!

RussianFireCraft Server

artillery factory, Blaze, Damage, deep inside, Destruction, Disaster, emergency, Engulfs, explosion, extinguish, Fire, Firefighters, flames, Industrial, Inferno, investigation, recovery efforts, russia, RussianFireCraft, safety precautions, Server, smoke

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Crops Grown:	9637	Divine Spears Created:	28
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5871	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this: there’s this crazy Minecraft server where you can build your own artillery factory deep inside Russia. But get this, there’s a twist – there’s FIRE everywhere! Like, the whole place is engulfed in flames, but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

Join this server if you wanna feel the heat and challenge yourself to survive in the midst of chaos. Build your factory, dodge the flames, and see if you can come out on top as the ultimate artillery master. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna say they survived a fire in Russia while playing Minecraft? It’s like, the ultimate bragging rights.

So come on, join the madness and see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery artillery factory deep inside Russia. It’s gonna be a wild ride, but hey, that’s what Minecraft is all about, right? Let’s do this! 🔥🔥🔥

Zelenskyy’s Weaponized Peace

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, effective weapons, international relations, military strategy, Négotiation, Peace, peace negotiations, peace talks, political rhetoric, president, restrictions, russia, Statement, Ukraine, War, Weaponized, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2478
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Villages Defended:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7935

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, right? but then, out of nowhere, a wild zelenskyy appears and starts spouting off about using weapons and seeking peace. like, what even is happening, bro?

but here’s the deal: on our server, we have NO restrictions on using weapons. that’s right, you can go full-on Rambo mode and blow stuff up to your heart’s content. and get this, the more chaos you cause, the more likely russia will seek peace. it’s like reverse psychology but with explosions.

so, if you wanna join a server where you can unleash your inner warrior and maybe even bring about world peace through sheer destruction, then this is the place for you. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s blow stuff up and make zelenskyy proud!

BelievableBlocks

BELIEF, BelievableBlocks, cognitive bias, Communication, critical thinking, Deception, dog-whistles, Gaslighting, ideological, indoctrination, Manipulation, mind control, Misinformation, Persuasion, persuasion tactics, Politics, Propaganda, Psychology, rhetoric, skepticism, social influence

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

hey u! yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer! we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco club for all your blocky dance needs.

but wait, there’s more! our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all who join. need diamonds? poof, they’re yours! want to ride a dragon? no problem, just ask nicely.

oh, and did i mention our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken? yea, that’s right, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. it’s like a minecraft player’s dream come true!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

Townthrive: Where even the creepers are involved in geopolitics! 1.20+ Java/Bedrock server with Earth Map, Towny, and Movecraft!

[core protect], bedrock, Council, CREEPERS, Discord, Earth, Earth Map, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, Griefers, HACKING, Involved, java, Javabedrock, Map, Minecraft, Movecraft, Nations, proximity voice chat, PvP, Server, smp, TownThrive, Towny, Vanilla, War, Whitelisted

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Crops Grown:	7930
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

TownThrive Minecraft Server

Discord: https://discord.gg/GF7t8s5NJV

Looking for a unique and fun Minecraft server? Come join TownThrive! TownThrive is a self-hosted server at home and is a passion project with a focus on geopolitics and diplomacy. Join our community and enjoy a server with light rules but a vibrant playerbase.

Version: 1.20+ for Java and Bedrock

Features

Core Protect	Hacking and griefers are handled efficiently with this plugin
Towny	Create nations and towns in this Geopol server
Movecraft	Build trains, planes, cars, etc with this vanilla plugin
No chat report	Communicate hassle-free with other players
Responsible staff	Our council ensures a fair and enjoyable experience
No Pay to Win	Donations only provide access to for-fun features
Voice chat	Optional proximity voice chat for interactive gameplay

Join the discord to get whitelisted and start your adventure on TownThrive!

FAQ

1. How do I join TownThrive?

Join our Discord server and get whitelisted to start playing on TownThrive.

2. Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP and Wars are allowed on TownThrive to create an interesting environment.

3. How many players are typically online?

We have an active playerbase with a low of 15 and a high of 40 players online at any given time.

4. Are there specific rules on the server?

We have light rules on TownThrive, focusing on creating an enjoyable and fair gameplay experience for all players.

PortCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crimea, eastern europe, Europe, Expansion, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, invasion consequences, Military, military tactics, Minecraft, nato, political analysis, Politics, PORT, PortCraft, russia, Server, strategy, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Votes:	5379	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can conquer new territories and make questionable political decisions? Look no further! Join our server and invade Ukraine for a chance to secure a port in Crimea and stop NATO expansion. But be warned, you might end up with no port and even more NATO presence in the region. Don’t worry though, our players in /pol/ think you’re totally winning. So come join us for some hilarious geopolitical mishaps and chaotic fun!

VT Defenders Minecraft Server

Analysis, challenge, commentary, competitive, DEFEND, defend this, Defenders, Entertainment, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, Minecraft, multiplayer, Online Community, reaction, review, Server, strategy, Technology, video game, virtual reality, vr, VT

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2526
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Animals Bred:	122
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama with a keyboard, typing away furiously to build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have somehow learned how to wield swords and ride pigs into battle. You’ll never know when a gang of sword-wielding chickens will come charging at you, ready to take you down in the most ridiculous way possible.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also haunted by a ghostly cow who loves to prank unsuspecting players. You’ll be mining away peacefully when suddenly your pickaxe will turn into a rubber chicken, courtesy of our ghostly cow friend.

So come join our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

CousinCraft: Grow Up Edition

Boundaries, child behavior, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, CousinCraft, Edition, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, financial struggles, Frustration, generational differences, grow, houseguests, living arrangements, Maturity, parenting, personal space, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling dynamics

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, just like a soap opera! We’ve got cousins, aunts, uncles, and even grandchildren all living under one virtual roof. Watch as they fight over resources, argue over who gets to use the enchanted table next, and try to be the boss of the server.

But that’s not all! Our server also comes with a special feature – the Bad Parenting Plugin. Witness firsthand as our players neglect their virtual children, eat all the virtual food, and let the virtual house become a virtual mess. It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft!

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a telenovela, join us now! Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and entertainment 24/7? AITA for inviting you to join this crazy server?

SpookyCraft Minecraft Server

eerie encounters, eerie experiences, ghostly encounters, ghostly manifestations, haunted happenings, inexplicable happenings, Minecraft, mysterious encounters, mysterious incidents, otherworldly events, Paranormal, paranormal activity, Server, spooky occurrences, spookycraft, strange encounters, Supernatural, supernatural sightings, unexplainable occurrences, unexplained events, unexplained phenomena

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	396
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Emeralds Found:	6065	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll experience paranormal activities like never before! Our haunted world is filled with ghostly mobs, possessed villagers, and even a haunted mansion that will send shivers down your spine.

But don’t worry, our friendly ghost admin is always around to guide you through the spooky adventures and make sure you don’t get too scared. Plus, if you survive the night in the haunted mansion, you’ll be rewarded with a special potion that gives you superpowers like flying or shooting fireballs from your hands.

So if you’re brave enough to face the paranormal in Minecraft, join our server now and see if you can survive the ghostly encounters!