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>Click Master Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Divine Spears Created:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where being good at clicking a GUI is just the tip of the iceberg! We’re not just a server, we’re a tech support hotline on steroids. Can you diagnose problems faster than a speeding bullet? Can you replace hardware with the finesse of a ninja? Do you understand software compatibility better than a love triangle on a soap opera? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you belong here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just can’t seem to let go of his explosive past. Rumor has it, if you can outbuild him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a diamond pickaxe that only mined dirt. Oops.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of tech support shenanigans and ghostly encounters. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft guru of the server!

BookWormParentAlert

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Mines Excavated:	4550
Dragons Tamed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of stumbling upon smutty books disguised as innocent reads? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no hidden surprises, just pure gaming fun!

Just like how this book had a decoy cover, our server may look like a regular Minecraft world at first glance, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast once you start playing. No inappropriate content here, only wholesome adventures await!

And if you ever need a friendly warning or some advice, our community is always here to help. Just like how our player bravely stepped in to save a tween from a literary disaster, we’ve got your back in the virtual world too.

So come join us on our server, where the only surprises you’ll encounter are epic builds, exciting quests, and maybe a few friendly trolls (the Minecraft kind, not the internet kind). See you there!

BlendedCraft: Dale & Brennan’s First Meet

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Villages Defended:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Emeralds Found:	4520	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

so, like, this server is like when dale and brennan meet for the first time after their parents get married, but in minecraft form! imagine the chaos of step brothers in a blocky world!

join our server for the chance to build bunk beds with your new step sibling, or maybe even start a prestige worldwide business together!

we have epic events like the catalina wine mixer where you can show off your building skills and win cool prizes!

plus, we have a special room where you can reenact the infamous drum set scene – just make sure to have a backup set of drums handy!

come join the fun and laughter on our step brothers-inspired minecraft server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like dale and brennan’s relationship!

Hi Guys Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	New Chunks Explored:	90283

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise. We have epic quests like finding the legendary Golden Potato and battling the evil Cactus King.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see, like flying pigs and dancing llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled!

Bull in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9560	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your freak flag fly? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world. We have players who jack off to cuck porn but self-insert as the bull – now that’s dedication!

Our server is full of crazy characters and wacky shenanigans. From building giant statues of Nicolas Cage to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Just be prepared for anything – you never know what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

CraftyBridezillaGoneWild

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where we promise no groom will ever call you a “stupid bitch” or insult your looks! Our virtual world is a safe space for all, unless you try to open the church doors in a weird way during the ceremony – then you might get kicked out (just kidding…or are we?).

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of planning a virtual wedding without the risk of being verbally abused by a pixelated groom. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even catch some juicy drama on our server’s CCTV cameras – who knew Minecraft weddings could get so scandalous? So come on down and build your dream wedding venue with us, just make sure to keep the drama to a minimum or you might find yourself banned faster than you can say “I do”!

BlockyBedroomSecrets

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6752
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Emeralds Found:	7113

Are you tired of keeping your wildest fantasies a secret from your husband? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let your freak flag fly high! Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle made entirely out of chocolate, ride unicorns into battle, and engage in steamy pixelated romance with other players. Who needs a husband when you have a whole virtual world of possibilities at your fingertips? Join us now and unleash your inner Minecraft vixen!

YemeniMissileBlockParty

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

yo, join this epic minecraft server where we intercept yemeni missiles like it’s no big deal. our players are so skilled, they can dodge missiles in their sleep. come join us for some explosive fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. who needs diamonds when you have missile dodging skills, amirite? come join the chaos and show off your epic moves. let’s see if you can outsmart the missiles and become the ultimate survivor. it’s gonna be a blast!

Country Men Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so polite it’s almost annoying, but also have a “I’m so done with life” vibe that will make you question if they’ve been mining for diamonds too long. Our community is full of political libertarians who think they’re the ultimate free thinkers, so get ready for some interesting debates in the chat while you’re building your epic castle.

But that’s not all – our players are also super smug about their tastes in food and media. You’ll hear arguments about the best way to cook a steak or why pineapple does or doesn’t belong on pizza. And don’t even get them started on the latest Netflix series – they’ll have you convinced that their opinion is the only one that matters.

Join our server for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with polite debates, smug foodies, and a whole lot of “I’m too cool for this” attitudes. Who knew building blocks could be so entertaining?

Paypig Minecraft SMP Beta Sicko Cuck Talk

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks out there! We even welcome those really freaky ones into lolis (whatever that means). But be warned, you better have cash in hand when you approach us because we don’t mess around when it comes to our virtual currency. Join our server now and get ready for some wild adventures and questionable interactions. Discord: misuteriseyle (if you dare).